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Ever Notice what people do while driving?

 
wigwomsinister
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07/10/2007 09:39 PM
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Ever Notice what people do while driving?
coming home from work driving down the highway,this car passes me. she was bearing teeth growling at a animal cracker and then bit the poor creatures head off in a flash, i couldnt stop laughing.Thats better then catching those people who think theyr invisible while driving picking and eating theyr buggers!
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07/10/2007 09:44 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
coming home from work driving down the highway,this car passes me. she was bearing teeth growling at a animal cracker and then bit the poor creatures head off in a flash, i couldnt stop laughing.Thats better then catching those people who think theyr invisible while driving picking and eating theyr buggers!
 Quoting: wigwomsinister 264413


You're insulting those who practice Mucophagy.
[link to www.answers.com]

They know they aren't invisible, they just don't care and you'll never see them again.
wigwomsinister (OP)
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07/10/2007 09:46 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
lmao They even have a word for it! I do to I call it pure comedy!
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07/10/2007 09:46 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM.
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07/10/2007 09:48 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM.
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lmao
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07/10/2007 09:52 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 264415


yes yes, after a long day sucking our neighbors cocks its refreshing with some of your nosefindings.
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07/10/2007 10:00 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM.


yes yes, after a long day sucking our neighbors cocks its refreshing with some of your nosefindings.
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Thanks!.... I alomst lost my dinner reading this! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
Slow Moe
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07/10/2007 10:01 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
pick
I knew a guy who would read a book while driving.




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Starless (redux)

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07/10/2007 10:05 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
In New York State it is illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving so many people have the hands free headsets now. The thing is you look over and see people shouting, laughing, and using hand gestures when they are the only one in the car. They don't realize how ridiculous they look!
wigwomsinister (OP)
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
In New York State it is illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving so many people have the hands free headsets now. The thing is you look over and see people shouting, laughing, and using hand gestures when they are the only one in the car. They don't realize how ridiculous they look!
 Quoting: Starless (redux)



Hahah I love the bumper sticker "Guns dont kill people, drivers on cell phones do!"
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07/10/2007 10:09 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM.


yes yes, after a long day sucking our neighbors cocks its refreshing with some of your nosefindings.

Thanks!.... I alomst lost my dinner reading this! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 170894


Im sorry, feel the love.
Anonymous Coward
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07/10/2007 10:15 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
Unanimous Sarcasm
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07/10/2007 10:17 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM.


yes yes, after a long day sucking our neighbors cocks its refreshing with some of your nosefindings.

Thanks!.... I alomst lost my dinner reading this! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 170894


Where did you almost lose it? Hopefully you found it. You should eat it.
chacao

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07/10/2007 10:18 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 264423

1rof1
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07/10/2007 10:20 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
i never see women putting on their makeup anymore, they're always on their cells now.

tomato
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07/10/2007 10:21 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
You'd do better to keep your eye on the road rather than look over at the people in other cars. I prefer to allow everyone their privacy.
N.O.S. OEM

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07/10/2007 10:38 PM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 264415


Something like this? :)

laugh

Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2007 09:15 AM
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Re: Ever Notice what people do while driving?
I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM.


Something like this? :)

laugh


 Quoting: N.O.S. OEM

Yes!! something like that except he did not go deep enough. The sperm buggers I referenced above are usually planted in the "hard" area deep in the nostril and their tail originates even further back. Please remember, the tip will stick to your finger then the tail will be pulled out. I have a wet nose this morning therefore no YUM YUM munchies. I am pissed as I'd love to harvest a bigun for breakfast.





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