Ever Notice what people do while driving? | |
Unanimous Sings in the car whi User ID: 263943 United States 07/10/2007 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | coming home from work driving down the highway,this car passes me. she was bearing teeth growling at a animal cracker and then bit the poor creatures head off in a flash, i couldnt stop laughing.Thats better then catching those people who think theyr invisible while driving picking and eating theyr buggers! Quoting: wigwomsinister 264413You're insulting those who practice Mucophagy. [link to www.answers.com] They know they aren't invisible, they just don't care and you'll never see them again. |
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wigwomsinister (OP) User ID: 264413 United States 07/10/2007 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 264415 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 262801 Sweden 07/10/2007 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 264415yes yes, after a long day sucking our neighbors cocks its refreshing with some of your nosefindings. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 170894 United States 07/10/2007 10:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 262801yes yes, after a long day sucking our neighbors cocks its refreshing with some of your nosefindings. Thanks!.... I alomst lost my dinner reading this! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. |
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Starless (redux) User ID: 35823 United States 07/10/2007 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In New York State it is illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving so many people have the hands free headsets now. The thing is you look over and see people shouting, laughing, and using hand gestures when they are the only one in the car. They don't realize how ridiculous they look! |
wigwomsinister (OP) User ID: 264413 United States 07/10/2007 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In New York State it is illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving so many people have the hands free headsets now. The thing is you look over and see people shouting, laughing, and using hand gestures when they are the only one in the car. They don't realize how ridiculous they look! Quoting: Starless (redux)Hahah I love the bumper sticker "Guns dont kill people, drivers on cell phones do!" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 262801 Sweden 07/10/2007 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 170894yes yes, after a long day sucking our neighbors cocks its refreshing with some of your nosefindings. Thanks!.... I alomst lost my dinner reading this! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Im sorry, feel the love. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 264423 Japan 07/10/2007 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" |
Unanimous Sarcasm User ID: 263943 United States 07/10/2007 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 170894yes yes, after a long day sucking our neighbors cocks its refreshing with some of your nosefindings. Thanks!.... I alomst lost my dinner reading this! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Where did you almost lose it? Hopefully you found it. You should eat it. |
chacao User ID: 255057 Canada 07/10/2007 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 264423Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" |
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N.O.S. OEM User ID: 251712 Serbia 07/10/2007 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 264415Something like this? :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 259054 United States 07/11/2007 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I pick my nose, look at the material I have successfully mined out of my nose, then consume it. YUM YUM. Usually it's salty and I get pissed when I don' get anything or its just wet in there. Wetness in the nose is bad news for finding munchies. My personal favorite are the type that stick to your finger but when you pull it out there is a slimy tail. These are what I call sperm boogers. Lastly, I give my old lady a bog deep tounge kiss when I get home. YUM YUM. Quoting: N.O.S. OEMSomething like this? :) Yes!! something like that except he did not go deep enough. The sperm buggers I referenced above are usually planted in the "hard" area deep in the nostril and their tail originates even further back. Please remember, the tip will stick to your finger then the tail will be pulled out. I have a wet nose this morning therefore no YUM YUM munchies. I am pissed as I'd love to harvest a bigun for breakfast. |