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Things girls say on Dating sites

 
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Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
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“Call her Daddy”

Can’t trust these hoes

hiding

Last Edited by riolu on 10/06/2019 11:31 AM
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
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Why are so many of you fucks on those websites?
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“Call her Daddy”

Can’t trust these hoes

hiding
 Quoting: SKSWSKI


Idol1bump…and then you maybe surprised stonerlolsign
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
“Call her Daddy”

Can’t trust these hoes

hiding
 Quoting: SKSWSKI


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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


HAhaha.

Guys say the same shit. And add to it the shirtless bathroom gym pic and the holding a fish pic. Just don't!
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“Call her Daddy”

Can’t trust these hoes

hiding
 Quoting: SKSWSKI


lmao
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Queen seeking her King"

"Where's my chocolate King?"
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
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Why are so many of you fucks on those websites?
 Quoting: Q33


Speaking for myself, I first got on those sites about 10 years ago. I got laid often before settling with a girlfriend for several years afterwards. I've since broken up with her and decided to check out the same dating site only now it's full of women like this. I don't recall it being this bad years ago.
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"Queen seeking her King"

"Where's my chocolate King?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76309891


Oh I've narrowed my search field to Caucasian women only. I bet this is a popular saying with the sistas. Mmmmmmm hmmmm!
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


Why are so many of you fucks on those websites?
 Quoting: Q33


Speaking for myself, I first got on those sites about 10 years ago. I got laid often before settling with a girlfriend for several years afterwards. I've since broken up with her and decided to check out the same dating site only now it's full of women like this. I don't recall it being this bad years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


Do what you gotta do but those hoes ain't just fuckin with you they fucking with many and STD'S these days makes shit not worth it
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Just read her glp profile.ohyeah
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Dirty nasty dogs. Only deal with cat lovers
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Queen seeking her King"

"Where's my chocolate King?"
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Oh I've narrowed my search field to Caucasian women only. I bet this is a popular saying with the sistas. Mmmmmmm hmmmm!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


Sadly, it's trashy young White women I see saying these things. Filthy muddsharrks
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


Are you saying that none of them want long walks on the beach and cuddling at home anymore?

epiclol
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Not seeking sex! I have no trouble getting laid."
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Just read her glp profile.ohyeah
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rofl5
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"BTW, I have bi-racial children. If you have a problem with that, you can kick rocks."
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"Not seeking sex! I have no trouble getting laid."
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Good one!

lmao
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Beware of the White women with bergundy/maroon dyed hair.

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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
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Any girl under 33 who is a six or above and weighs less than 160 is too busy to be on a dating site or have a commitment to one person.

The sites reflect the reality.
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
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Why are so many of you fucks on those websites?
 Quoting: Q33


haha

trying to get a dip wherever they can

the bars & club scene has been dead since the 90s

you can go and look but if you ain't Chad you're leaving alone every time
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The joys of getting old?
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
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[08-24-19]"I'm getting of this site"
[09-02-19] Posted new pic.
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


Strongly state their desire for a ‘real’ man

Meanwhile, they have botox and wigs
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


Strongly state their desire for a ‘real’ man

Meanwhile, they have botox and wigs
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and filters on every GodDamn picture of cat ears.
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"Queen seeking her King"

"Where's my chocolate King?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76309891
It ain't chocolate, it looks like a turd and smells like one too.. Choco Kings aren't Kings, skidrow is full of them..
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Being on a dating site is a red flag in itself, for a woman.
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


Why are so many of you fucks on those websites?
 Quoting: Q33


That was my question too. Wouldn't even visit one to get fodder for a thread like this one.
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Re: Things girls say on Dating sites
"Had my fun, now ready to settle down"

"Looking for something serious, no hookups"

"Must love dogs"

"Searching for my best friend"

"Don't just Hi..you'll be blocked"

"My kids will always come first"

But aside from these red flags, I've noticed most women that indicate they have an "Average" body type usually weigh 200 lbs. These dating sites are a sad state of affairs.

Stay away!

scared
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76967490


Why are so many of you fucks on those websites?
 Quoting: Q33


haha

trying to get a dip wherever they can

the bars & club scene has been dead since the 90s

you can go and look but if you ain't Chad you're leaving alone every time
 Quoting: Naunet


LoL maybe in America





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