Glp, let's rewrite the Bible thread.

18 For I witness to everyone hearing the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds to them, Elohim shall add to him the plagues that are written in this book,

19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, Elohim shall take away his part from the Book f of Life, and out of the set-apart city, which are written in this Book.

k,I created the flood....next chapt

YOU ALREADY DID THIS OR WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO REDO IT.

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.

Yeah, about that..

I am not staying in hell.

Peace out.

Ill carry on then this applies to you, same verse
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!

Und deh kittehs rained down frum deh furrmanents and wantz cheezberger, und ceiling cat den sed "oh hi, juess dey can haz deh cheezbergers and sed it wuz gud and makez mor furr deh kittehs to etz dem.

One day, there was nothing. And then, for no reason, nothing became something. And then, something started fucking.

HAllyEah!

I sawed teh lyte!
CEiLiNg cat guuud&foEvu! Yo

This is purrrrrfect

oOh wayte yo mofukka Dat wuz rong!
cEiliNG cat NO haz NO invisibl e bike

CeiLINg Cat ran over dem waterz!
Dei haz fownd sum Nikeez in teh Nyle AT BefleehAm.

Yo!
Cat iz preyzd!

I think it's time OP started reading the Quran.

The story of Joseph;

He had a coat on many colors..

And the story it goes
like a ribbon of woes
made me sad to think it was dead

But the mystery lies
under a dessert skies
and the tail became the head

I just rewrote a verse from 'A Horse With No Name'!

It even has some biblical reference!

"Morning has broken, like the first Morning".

Books: A-Z
Verses: A-Z

So we rewrite the Bible to help you and Dad feel a bit better? Don’t get this thread.

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