Noah Built a Spaceship And Stored DNA In It's Computer

Cool

So Noah physically collected DNA samples from each of the MILLIONS of genetically unique species on the planet?

Sounds impossible to me, unless it's a metaphor for something supernatural God did.

lol yep. Pretty much. Kinda makes you wonder just how much meth it takes to come up with some of this stuff.

Heavens Gate. The crazies transcend generation. All for a Halle-Bop comet that isn't even what they thought it was. You know what the funny thing was. The "comet" was discovered from this dudes driveway. Not NASA from this guys driveway who didn't even own a telescope. And some lunatic convinced young people to get on board a non existent spaceship. That parts not funny.

Yeah it's a likely scenario.


I love reading old stories and trying to think about if it were today how it would be done or what the story could have been if you didn't know the technical terms we have now.

I find the story of Odin interesting.


Talks about how he came from the arm-pit of a giant.

I imagine a plane or ship with wings much like today's planes with a door near the wing.

Also I believe another of the Norse gods came from the foot of said giant.

Again I imagine the rear door of a cargo plane or something.

1. Intelligence doesn't change. technology does. People of the past were not stupid.

2. Yes. DNA was understood in Noah's time, and before. Bloodlines and animal husbandry, that's what the story is about.

3. Toba Catastrophe wiped out much of the population of animals and humans. Great Flood.

No they weren't stupid but we're extremely privileged.

I'd have to be on meth to think two of every animal could get on a boat and be fed for 40 days. Yeah, OK.

People are too stupid now.

If you fly around in a spaceship and beam stuff up to sample and store, it is possible.

Then get to smoking.

That actually is more believable than the Bible version.

Really Emma?

BTW, I'm sorry my ponzi mom gave Cleo the spy dog that little monster to chew on with the banded tail. I didn't want you to see it, because I knew you would feel bad.

I already had to see that thing chew up poor Rusty Junior and then the miniature squirrel mansion that Russia built.

I think that Vladimir got the message about how I felt about if when I left the miniature Bible with Kate Hudson.

Also Kate, good idea verifying alternative comms using the stare contest method, you are very good with the communication.

Edit for clarity, Cleo did not eat the squirrel house and never will.

The giant "assteroid" was concealed in the clouds of gas around Uranus.

Ur anus conceals a lot.

How long do your acid trips usually last.

I wouldn't recommend using that stuff unless you like talking to the devil.

I have often thought that Noah’s Ark was a Spaceship that brought domesticated animals, knowledge of Science, God, Philosophies, the written word, engineering... Ect... without this divine intervention... we would be still in the stone ages....