I'm eating my roommate's food, ask me anything.

Does he know cannabis kills people?

Huh?

What?

Why would you do that to your roommate?

I jizz on all my leftovers so jokes on you!

I was hungry?

Not like he's going to miss it, hell he bought the sirloin steak 2 days ago and been sitting in there ever since. If he's not going to eat it then someone needs to.

I hope he comes in all drunk as fuck tonight and starts swinging at you!

We knew you were lurking fucker.

My little dog wiped his cock on the steak... a drug a carrot through my crack.


Did you put butter on it?

He doesn't drink. But I don't know, maybe if he wants to eat his streak then instead of staying the night over at that nasty thing he calls a girlfriend, he should stay home and eat his crap instead of buying it and letting it take up space. Obviously he didn't want the steak that damn bad.

... typical snowflake... you think he's supposed to eat what he buys on your schedule?

see this is what you get when you ban the good posters


you get this teenage drivel from people wanting attention i between fapping or gaming

yeah, and you are still a dickhead

Well like I said, he bought it 2 days ago so obviously he didn't want it if it was still sitting around taking up space. If I buy food, I eat that day.

Well I'm sorry you feel that. But I don't feel that way, nor feel bad considering I had $20 go missing at the start of the week and the only other person in the house who would have access to take it was him. So yeah... I'll eat his steak and not feel bad.

LOL i would of ate it too haha well done!

It's a delicious steak, nice and tender and very juicy. I personally didn't have a whole lot in the way of food, so thank god he had this steak and the fixin's to go with it.

Well done YOU come before anyone as a human!

Gotta get ur's first bro!

Did you eat his brown glazed corn and peanutes?

i had roommates 20 years ago that did that shit..

i got them back with the ole ex lax trick..

Why are you such a piece of vindictive shit?

Emily Knight?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! well done

More like JustinCredible!

Not cool bro, not cool!

k so lets break this down he ate his mom's boy friends steak and hes gone back down to the basement to hide till they get home from the bar!

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Um, pretty sure he doesn't have those. If so, they're not in the kitchen.

That's shitty.

I'm not. Did I mention that on Monday my roommate stole $20 that I had left on my dresser? I think I've earned his steak.

That was the best steak I've had in a while. Cooked to perfection, well done, served with ketchup. Delicious!

Every night, usually.