The virus is a cover. Stay indoors this weekend.

45 ft wide, headed straight in. But I know a NASA worker, and they have a plan to blow it to pieces in space before cit can hit. Like they did w the one headed to Russia, although part of that one still hit years ago.

Meteors etc are not yet. The storm is 500 years in the future according to Cambridge Conference on Neolithic Events hosted by professor Benny Peiser of Manchester U.

On March 22 it is due.

You know, what is blowing my mind, is that here we are, sitting in a virtually closed down society, with a virus raging, planetwide. Business is shut down, the DOW has fallen by about a third, and many financial experts are saying IF WE'RE LUCKY, our GDP will only drop by about 25% in Q2.

We're in the middle of TWO SHTF scenarios, economic, and viral, and what are we talking about on GLP?

WHETHER ASTEROIDS ARE GOING TO HIT US THIS WEEKEND. As if TWO breakdown situations that many of us never thought would happen aren't enough. We're debating the possibility of a THIRD.

God, I love GLP. Truly. You guys and ladies are my tribe, and this is why!

Long live GLP.

Long live the Fandango Rangers!

Well if that’s true, I don’t think staying inside my house is going to protect me from a fucking meteor or a goddamned asteroid! LOL.

Uhhh, if all 1000 patient's are virus positive they don't need to be isolated...

It’s the best place for us to be. Shut everything down, keep people in their homes. They say it’s asteroids and people would have freaked out worse than they did.

It does feel right doesnt it?

Whatever. Tom Hanks has been arrested.

Pipe, that, in, smoke, put, and, your, it.

Either way people are freaking the fuck out, that will just mean "OHMUHGERD IT'S ARMERGERDEN"

The virus is a cover for a major event happening this weekend. In the next 48 hours everything will change. The national guard is being moved in due to anticipation of meteors and asteroids striking earth. Huge threats coming so stay safe. They want everyone contained before this happens to minimize fallout. Stay safe

Well, they've already grabbed all the toilet paper, what ELSE could they do?!

See you on Monday after absolutely nothing happens

Now this is old fashion GLP doom. Brings me back to 2019.

I’m not aiming to fear monger. There’s absolutely nothing you can do about it, can’t outrun them, can’t doge them, only safe deep underground.

While you are stuck in your homes make sure you give extra energy to your loved ones. Take nothing for granted.

Maybe I just missed it, but has anybody suggested that if everybody is pretty much where they are supposed to be, as well as being inside with the shades drawn and the door closed, it would sure make it a lot easier to surgically remove "targeted" individuals?

Believe the asteroid is named Atlas. And one 20 times bigger headed straight in June 2 also.

Foil hat anyone?