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HOLY SHIT!!!: Man Steals 18,000 Fucking Pounds Of Toilet Paper

 
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HOLY SHIT!!!: Man Steals 18,000 Fucking Pounds Of Toilet Paper
“North Carolina authorities have launched an investigation into a stolen 18-wheeler that was reportedly carrying nearly 18,000 pounds of toilet paper.

The Associated Press reports that Guilford County Sheriff's officers discovered the cargo Wednesday, after they spotted the semi-trailer truck traveling on Interstate 40 in Whitsett, just east of Greensboro. Officers reportedly followed the truck to a warehouse off the highway and quickly determined the vehicle was stolen. It's unclear why authorities pursued the truck in the first place.

"After further investigation, it was determined the 53' foot Hyundai dry-van trailer was reported stolen locally and was being utilized to transport nearly 18,000 pounds of commercial, bathroom paper products...”

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“A Florida man was arrested and charged with felony theft after he was allegedly caught using a garbage can to sneak 66 rolls of toilet paper out of a Marriott hotel.

Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto, 31, was arrested in the early morning hours of Thursday after police responded to security guard Yamil Egipciaco's call complaining that a man was stealing toilet paper from the hotel. At 1:30 a.m., the guard said he was on regular patrols when he noticed suspicious activity from Hernandezcinto, according to an arrest affidavit.”

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Re: HOLY SHIT!!!: Man Steals 18,000 Fucking Pounds Of Toilet Paper
He will make a nice profit selling it
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03/21/2020 09:23 PM

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He will make a nice profit selling it
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If only he wasn’t caught lol...
The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish.

~ Terence McKenna

"Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to "die before you die" - and find that there is no death."

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Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto... another of Obama's Dreamers.
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03/21/2020 09:27 PM

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“North Carolina authorities have launched an investigation into a stolen 18-wheeler that was reportedly carrying nearly 18,000 pounds of toilet paper.

The Associated Press reports that Guilford County Sheriff's officers discovered the cargo Wednesday, after they spotted the semi-trailer truck traveling on Interstate 40 in Whitsett, just east of Greensboro. Officers reportedly followed the truck to a warehouse off the highway and quickly determined the vehicle was stolen. It's unclear why authorities pursued the truck in the first place.

"After further investigation, it was determined the 53' foot Hyundai dry-van trailer was reported stolen locally and was being utilized to transport nearly 18,000 pounds of commercial, bathroom paper products...”

Read More: [link to www.complex.com (secure)]

In other related TP news:

“A Florida man was arrested and charged with felony theft after he was allegedly caught using a garbage can to sneak 66 rolls of toilet paper out of a Marriott hotel.

Angel Esteban Hernandezcinto, 31, was arrested in the early morning hours of Thursday after police responded to security guard Yamil Egipciaco's call complaining that a man was stealing toilet paper from the hotel. At 1:30 a.m., the guard said he was on regular patrols when he noticed suspicious activity from Hernandezcinto, according to an arrest affidavit.”

Read More: [link to www.newsweek.com (secure)]

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Jeez, about a week ago I told my husband we'd probably start seeing toilet paper heists of semi trucks. There it is!

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The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish.

~ Terence McKenna

"Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to "die before you die" - and find that there is no death."

~ Eckhart Tolle





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