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Church is now open.

 
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Dear Trumpers, please pile into churches. As many as you can.

JOE 2020!
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And may you pile into booze stores, marijuana dispensaries, and abortion clinics and continue killing yourself and your offspring....

Free Will
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05/22/2020 03:31 PM
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Lets do a recap.
You have been able to get takeout from restaurants, go to the gas station, grocery store, and jam like a can of sardines into the nearest Walmart, but you can't congregate with others to worship God.

That just changed. If anything, people needed the Word Of God preached from the pulpits, more than they needed the material garbage from Walmart.

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP for having the fortitude to stop this draconian lock down that targeted people of Faith!!!
 Quoting: tiger1


Yes and this contradiction/selective rule-making was no accident.

Look at the very people in this thread claiming it will kill. The risk of being out and gathering has existed this entire time.

They want the churches closed for a very unique reason, and it has nothing to do with COVID.

Folks who are paying attention know to resist what they do. Find God. Go to church. It's exactly what they don't want!
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absolutely moronic, religious nations with their flocking mentality is EXACTLY what this virus loves..

You are all witness to the last nail in the coffin of US as a nation.. just like a 3rd world country.. its praying to the skyfairy thats fucked you over

Moronic
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Shut the fuck up and go put another shrimp on the barbie you goddamn moron. The whole country of Australia has been burned intentionally if you didn't know genius. Your country is absolute toast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74454594


don't listen to this jealous American. Australia's going just fine. Keep telling China to get royally fucked, it's very amusing in the morning, cause it happens all the time.

I have a coffee, and a smoke and listen to how shitty China is.

rockon
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absolutely moronic, religious nations with their flocking mentality is EXACTLY what this virus loves..

You are all witness to the last nail in the coffin of US as a nation.. just like a 3rd world country.. its praying to the skyfairy thats fucked you over

Moronic
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78764804


Shut the fuck up and go put another shrimp on the barbie you goddamn moron. The whole country of Australia has been burned intentionally if you didn't know genius. Your country is absolute toast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74454594


lol...
slow on the news mate?

3000 corona deaths, bushfires are distant memory..
where the fuck do you get your information? see.. the worlds going to be better off with your types that just breathe oxygen with no actual benefit to the world
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Distant memory? The land is absolutely fucked. Your country is done. China is gonna take it over. You guys have the weakest military on the planet.

Cruise
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Dear Trumpers, please pile into churches. As many as you can.

JOE 2020!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69933813


And may you pile into booze stores, marijuana dispensaries, and abortion clinics and continue killing yourself and your offspring....

Free Will
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75974990


I'm not an idiot. I wear a mask, social distance, and walk the correct way in stores.
Now go worship with your flock.
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05/22/2020 03:34 PM
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Lets do a recap.
You have been able to get takeout from restaurants, go to the gas station, grocery store, and jam like a can of sardines into the nearest Walmart, but you can't congregate with others to worship God.

That just changed. If anything, people needed the Word Of God preached from the pulpits, more than they needed the material garbage from Walmart.

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP for having the fortitude to stop this draconian lock down that targeted people of Faith!!!
 Quoting: tiger1


It's quite obvious, isn't it?
rose
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05/22/2020 03:35 PM
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Lets do a recap.
You have been able to get takeout from restaurants, go to the gas station, grocery store, and jam like a can of sardines into the nearest Walmart, but you can't congregate with others to worship God.

That just changed. If anything, people needed the Word Of God preached from the pulpits, more than they needed the material garbage from Walmart.

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP for having the fortitude to stop this draconian lock down that targeted people of Faith!!!
 Quoting: tiger1


Because access food, gas, and other various essential supplies is definitely the same as wanting to worship a make-believe sky God.

Also, 10th Amendment you fucking commie.
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Dear Trumpers, please pile into churches. As many as you can.

JOE 2020!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69933813


And may you pile into booze stores, marijuana dispensaries, and abortion clinics and continue killing yourself and your offspring....

Free Will
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75974990


I'm not an idiot. I wear a mask, social distance, and walk the correct way in stores.
Now go worship with your flock.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69933813


Ok, now we understand, dear. Best you stay home.
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05/22/2020 03:37 PM
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Good job. More ICU patients coming. That’s definitely what god would want.........
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You are one of those that will be first in line to get that mark on your right hand or forehead. Don’t do it.
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05/22/2020 03:37 PM
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OMG - We are all saved now! Yeah, he has risen and stuff - right? The virus is in big trouble now! Watch out virus, because now the churches are open!
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Real Christian's are Vegan


The fake kosher ones like to cause suffering of God's Creatures
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People paying homage to Satan (the mask) praying in a church. What will God think.
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We shall see how it turns out. Masks are not really Christian practice...
 Quoting: ET SF


In Central Florida the churches have been open for some time.

The number of cases are not rising...

So, the demonic democrats wishes will not come true.
SouthSide
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Real Christian's are Vegan


The fake kosher ones like to cause suffering of God's Creatures
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You’re either trolling or demonically oppressed.
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05/22/2020 03:41 PM
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It was a violation of the constitution for any government to shut them down.

Who's doing anything about that?
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05/22/2020 03:42 PM

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Lets do a recap.
You have been able to get takeout from restaurants, go to the gas station, grocery store, and jam like a can of sardines into the nearest Walmart, but you can't congregate with others to worship God.

That just changed. If anything, people needed the Word Of God preached from the pulpits, more than they needed the material garbage from Walmart.

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP for having the fortitude to stop this draconian lock down that targeted people of Faith!!!
 Quoting: tiger1


every study they have shows long term exposure without protection the mostly likely way it spreads.

even that mouth breather kemp still has venues closed for groups over 20 people and bars etc closed.

you are a fucking idiot
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Walmarts and other stores are OK,and there is a lot more than 20 people in a Walmart at any ti8me of day, but going to church isn't OK?
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Lets do a recap.
You have been able to get takeout from restaurants, go to the gas station, grocery store, and jam like a can of sardines into the nearest Walmart, but you can't congregate with others to worship God.

That just changed. If anything, people needed the Word Of God preached from the pulpits, more than they needed the material garbage from Walmart.

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP for having the fortitude to stop this draconian lock down that targeted people of Faith!!!
 Quoting: tiger1


Yes and this contradiction/selective rule-making was no accident.

Look at the very people in this thread claiming it will kill. The risk of being out and gathering has existed this entire time.

They want the churches closed for a very unique reason, and it has nothing to do with COVID.

Folks who are paying attention know to resist what they do. Find God. Go to church. It's exactly what they don't want!
 Quoting: StarF


EXACTLY !!!
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And may you pile into booze stores, marijuana dispensaries, and abortion clinics and continue killing yourself and your offspring....

Free Will
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75974990


I'm not an idiot. I wear a mask, social distance, and walk the correct way in stores.
Now go worship with your flock.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69933813


Ok, now we understand, dear. Best you stay home.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75974990


Like I said, please pile into the churches.
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Lets do a recap.
You have been able to get takeout from restaurants, go to the gas station, grocery store, and jam like a can of sardines into the nearest Walmart, but you can't congregate with others to worship God.

That just changed. If anything, people needed the Word Of God preached from the pulpits, more than they needed the material garbage from Walmart.

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT TRUMP for having the fortitude to stop this draconian lock down that targeted people of Faith!!!
 Quoting: tiger1


Because access food, gas, and other various essential supplies is definitely the same as wanting to worship a make-believe sky God.

Also, 10th Amendment you fucking commie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77086513


You are the commie. If you want a nanny from the government to hold your hand, go ahead.
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OMG - We are all saved now! Yeah, he has risen and stuff - right? The virus is in big trouble now! Watch out virus, because now the churches are open!
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Yep. Pretty much sums up the shutdown,
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And may you pile into booze stores, marijuana dispensaries, and abortion clinics and continue killing yourself and your offspring....

Free Will
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75974990


I'm not an idiot. I wear a mask, social distance, and walk the correct way in stores.
Now go worship with your flock.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69933813


Ok, now we understand, dear. Best you stay home.

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Like I said, please pile into the churches.
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Now why don't you go gather a bunch of your zombie friends and pile drive yourselves into the concrete.

Zombies
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05/22/2020 03:45 PM
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good!
Grove

And this is why we can't have nice things.
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[snip]

Because access food, gas, and other various essential supplies is definitely the same as wanting to worship a make-believe sky God.

Also, 10th Amendment you fucking commie.
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This was the stupidest thing I'll read all day. Maybe you got that fedora vaccine?

The 10th clearly exempts powers not reserved in the scope of the Constitution/BoR. What is the 1st again? And it's fully incorporated against the states.

Also, a Commie would demand religious people be persecuted, like you are. Using the power of government at any level to decide what rights a person has is evil.
Star
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I'm not an idiot. I wear a mask, social distance, and walk the correct way in stores.
Now go worship with your flock.
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Ok, now we understand, dear. Best you stay home.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75974990


Like I said, please pile into the churches.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69933813


Now why don't you go gather a bunch of your zombie friends and pile drive yourselves into the concrete.


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So you aren't going into church?
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People paying homage to Satan (the mask) praying in a church. What will God think.
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Yeah, I emailed the local church and told them no mask, not happening.

I'm not going to Church until that abomination is lifted.
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trump the antichrist

setting up massive spread and death to christians
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Yeah just like liquor stores and abortion clinics did. More probably died in abortion clinics than from Corona, they have a 100% death rate.
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So the evangelical mega church scammers are back steal old ladies social security checks
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The devil & democrats are gonna be pissed. Good.
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WRONG. I'm happy. Hopefully this will help spread the virus even more. :)
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And that's exactly the kind of retort I'd expect from either the Devil or a Democrat.
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Good! Joel Osteen needs another Lamborghini and solid gold toilet ... mega church suckers!
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Distant memory? The land is absolutely fucked. Your country is done. China is gonna take it over. You guys have the weakest military on the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72849297


No one in any country has much room to either brag or insult when idiotic liberals exist all over the world, be they in Australia or the US.

The hard left of China is playing games with their political counterparts elsewhere.
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.......Awaiting Trump’s next Order:

Trump: Drop Dead.
Masses: Aight Sir!





GLP