Russian cosmonaut bypasses Mars!!

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Kremlin-an unpronounced Martian launch has gone awry over the past month and the Kremlin is unsure what their Soviet space agencies will be able to do.
Uri Kalovski cosmonaut, 40 The following years leap year has thrown off trajectory statistics on launch schedules and the mission to Mars is a failure and the spacecraft and cosmonaut has bypassed Mars and is now heading out in an orbit towards Jupiter.
This will be the first major astronaut planet failure in the history of Soviet era space technology.
The Soviets are now facing a dilemma on not knowing how to get t cosmonaut to return to either Mars or Earth from this man is facing a real big dilemma.
scientific journal has spoken how there is probably not a scientist on earth that could probably figure a way out on how to get this cosmonaut to return back to Earth or Mars.
Uri has about a month and a half worth of food left he was supposed to resupply on Mars where his landing zone was reportedly set for a secret landing mission on Mars but now the world is slowly learning the truth.
There was the idea of jettison the two spacecrafts that are connected to each other for the orbiting spacecraft and the landing module there was talk about ejecting the craft from each other so he could possibly have made the surface of Mars but he would have lost his month and a half of rations and it would have been off course for the landing zone on Mars and we don't think he would have been able to reach the supply zone on Mars.
Therefore Yuri has about a month and a half of food and the oxygen and carbon dioxide can get scrubbed through scrubbers possibly the only problem he will have soon is running out of battery life and water to replenish his body.
God bless the Kremlin..