I can't really help out other than tell you that you'll just know you have the right kitty :33

Anyway one girl I know who is always sung about in reverse as part of the "HAREM," who I call Clairebot, well, she wanted my special one-eyed kitten that I got from the "HAREM HEAD" named Jamie

Well, Claire has done her fair share of stiffing me in more ways than one, so what I did was I told her that I'd love to give her the kitten :'33

We met and she was soooooooooo excited to take him from me, except, that didn't happen >:33

HAHAHAHA x33

Meow meow meow INSTEAD, what happened was that I made her a smoothie and she drank it down and said it was tasty, then I told her that I was so happy to show her the kitten but he's going to be coming home with me, sorry.

Oh the look on her face !!! The sheer hearbreak !!! Her lips quivering with pain, her eyes holding back tears !!!

I offered her to smoke some meowijuana but she declined, and said she had to go :'33

Of course I wished her a safe walk home, and started playing some DARK SPEECH super loud !!!

I laugh about it almost every day x33

Here's a video of the kitten !!! Jamie and I named him Pi II, after POPPY's hairless cat named Pi. Plus it fits him so well since he's one-eyed, like a pirate :33