Just In Jeff Bezos steps down as CEO at Amazon

so, can i still order shit that i don't really need without leaving the house?

Well Elon said hes leaving Twitter for "a while" early this morning, now this.....

Odd..

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Remember a month or so ago he sold off a billion dollars worth of his stock...something huge coming,,,maybe internet going down

Amazon was stealing Whole Foods drivers tips.

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Wow , Bezos can now start dumping his 53 million shares of AMZN nad at $3,380 per share... makes Jed MCaleb of Ripple look like an amateur chump for daily dumping his millions of XRP for pennies.

couldn't have said it better myself

He plans to be arrested and tried by a military tribunal if he stays.

True, but its more CGI.

Thats why he's bald as they still haven't quite cracked CGI hair yet.

Well I guess ol' Jeffy will be broke too.

100 billion won't go any farther than a penny according to you.

Dumbass.

He is going to join the Bidet administration as vaccine czar!

He should borrow some from Trump.

Then the 'Trumbezo' look can become a new fad.
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Is Epstein Island for sale?

:thiss:

We are seeing several people 'step down' or all of a sudden drop dead in their 50's. There is a reason.

No Rich guys like Jeff can easily convert the Dollars to another currency while the dollar is destroyed.
Then change it back accordingly.
Currency exchange is a great way to protect what you have.
Not a great way to make money.

Yep.

He is cashing out, and installing a CCP Amazon controller.

No, that's Gatesie, he can be the new LGBTQ Trans-Prezdant.

Sex change by mail & shit.

I'm going to look into this right after my anal swab.

Another scrote!

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There you go, always trying to be serious & shit.

^THIS^

Amazon is much more than a retailer, they're quickly building an infrastructure that one day will put UPS and FedEx to shame.

Let’s hope gitmo

Let’s hope gitmo

Company Albatross jumps ship!!!

He's hopping on one of his dick rockets headed to Mars.