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'It hasn't been the fantasy land I thought it would be':

Documentary goes inside 'creepy' Florida utopia for senior citizens that it claims has sinister underbelly of racism, orgies, drunken debauchery and make-believe history

'Some Kind of Heaven' explores the dark underside of America's largest retirement community known as 'The Villages' in central Florida with a notorious swingers scene

The community was designed to be a manicured fantasy land for seniors aged 55+ ; grandchildren and visitors under the age minimum are strictly prohibited to visit for more than 30 calendar days

It's dubbed 'the Disneyland for retirees' because the neighborhoods are designed like a theme park to imitate old town squares, complete with make-believe histories; residents say its like living in a 'bubble'

The developers own a TV channel, multiple radio stations and newspaper that only prints positive news

. . . creepy Stepford cult for Baby People far more intelligent than millennialss with Orwellian-like rules that are dictated by an elusive family worth billions of dollars

. . . fastest growing metro in the United States where the population rose by 37.8% between 2010-2019; homes cost between $100K to $1 million

The Villages is larger than the size of Manhattan and covers 32 square miles of property with 130,000 residents, five zip codes, 50 golf courses, 100 rec centers, 11 dog parks, 14 supermarkets

There are 2,700 social and recreational clubs for residents that include one for: singles, Beatlemaniacs, synchronized swimming, softball, cheerleading and retired CIA members

The Villages were 'designed to hide all of the problems of everyday life' says first time documentarian, Lance Oppenheim - his film follows the lives of four seniors that live on fuck off of the fantasy

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ctrl-f

'racis'

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no mention of what a 'racism orgy' is
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exactly like in the movie "The Village"

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we only have each other. And that makes us rich.. . .

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Joe Biden loves the place.

Joe singing about "The Villages"

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I have a friend who loves it there. She moved about three years ago. She's trying to convince me to move there, but I like my life where I am.

She's a social butterfly. Very active. I was a social butterfly; I traveled the world, and now I just love taking it easy and having time alone.
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Oh Dear God, Granny orgies

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Apparently high STD rate.
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I have a friend who loves it there. She moved about three years ago. She's trying to convince me to move there, but I like my life where I am.

She's a social butterfly. Very active. I was a social butterfly; I traveled the world, and now I just love taking it easy and having time alone.
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Me & the wife
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I live in central fl and word on the streets is half the people that live in the villages have stds cause they all screw each other.
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I live in central fl and word on the streets is half the people that live in the villages have stds cause they all screw each other.
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That's what I've heard.
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Oh Dear God, Granny orgies

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I live in central fl and word on the streets is half the people that live in the villages have stds cause they all screw each other.
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Hmmmm...sounds like the Gen Pop to me... except its a bunch of people enjoying likely the last chapter in their book.


Always someone trying to profit from pulling back the curtain and behold...nothing new but lets throw rocks because its not us having the fun.
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Oh Dear God, Granny orgies

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I guess you're never too old!

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exactly like in the movie "The Village"
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Cocoon comes to mind.
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Campy, creepy movie trailer.

Film Review: Killing Time in God’s Waiting Room — A Moving Picture about Life in Florida’s “The Villages”

Like a day in a Disney dreamland, the “heaven-on-earth” glow of life in The Villages ultimately fades – quicker for some than for others.

Some Kind of Heaven was an official selection at Sundance and has been widely celebrated on the festival circuit, including winning the Best Documentary Feature award in Philadelphia.

It will be released for wider distribution and streaming everywhere on January 15, 2021.

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"The Villages" golf cart precision drill team.

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Oh Dear God, Granny orgies

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I guess you're never too old!

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I was a swinger. It’s true most are grannies. Probably your neighbor as well
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Why not just like sleeping old dogs lie.
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'It hasn't been the fantasy land I thought it would be':

Documentary goes inside 'creepy' Florida utopia for senior citizens that it claims has sinister underbelly of racism, orgies, drunken debauchery and make-believe history

'Some Kind of Heaven' explores the dark underside of America's largest retirement community known as 'The Villages' in central Florida with a notorious swingers scene

The community was designed to be a manicured fantasy land for seniors aged 55+ ; grandchildren and visitors under the age minimum are strictly prohibited to visit for more than 30 calendar days

It's dubbed 'the Disneyland for retirees' because the neighborhoods are designed like a theme park to imitate old town squares, complete with make-believe histories; residents say its like living in a 'bubble'

The developers own a TV channel, multiple radio stations and newspaper that only prints positive news

. . . creepy Stepford cult for Baby People far more intelligent than millennialss with Orwellian-like rules that are dictated by an elusive family worth billions of dollars

. . . fastest growing metro in the United States where the population rose by 37.8% between 2010-2019; homes cost between $100K to $1 million

The Villages is larger than the size of Manhattan and covers 32 square miles of property with 130,000 residents, five zip codes, 50 golf courses, 100 rec centers, 11 dog parks, 14 supermarkets

There are 2,700 social and recreational clubs for residents that include one for: singles, Beatlemaniacs, synchronized swimming, softball, cheerleading and retired CIA members

The Villages were 'designed to hide all of the problems of everyday life' says first time documentarian, Lance Oppenheim - his film follows the lives of four seniors that live on fuck off of the fantasy
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The community was designed to be a manicured fantasy land for seniors aged 55+ ; grandchildren and visitors under the age minimum are strictly prohibited to visit for more than 30 calendar days
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55+ is nowhere near a "senior" ............just like to point out.
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Now imagine Earth being like this...one of these villages

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My family and I have been a part of this great organization called the villages since 1987, I have been a contractor out there for a very long time and still lamb to this day. There is a lot of amazing people out here, they’ve worked hard put their children through college and they are reaping what life has to offer. It is not like what is described in this article at all, the Morris family is an awesome and hard-working family. They have providedEmployment opportunities for all, and a safe haven for people that want to enjoy the rest of their life. Granted there might be a few things here and there, but for the most part the people that you meet from all over the country and the world are amazing. The only ones that would say anything about this place like that would be the ones that would want to bring it down. I for one and as many that I know, we enjoy being out there. So Stick it in your pipe and smoke it. It is a wonderful opportunity for anybody to live out here and to work out here.
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'It hasn't been the fantasy land I thought it would be':

Documentary goes inside 'creepy' Florida utopia for senior citizens that it claims has sinister underbelly of racism, orgies, drunken debauchery and make-believe history

'Some Kind of Heaven' explores the dark underside of America's largest retirement community known as 'The Villages' in central Florida with a notorious swingers scene

The community was designed to be a manicured fantasy land for seniors aged 55+ ; grandchildren and visitors under the age minimum are strictly prohibited to visit for more than 30 calendar days

It's dubbed 'the Disneyland for retirees' because the neighborhoods are designed like a theme park to imitate old town squares, complete with make-believe histories; residents say its like living in a 'bubble'

The developers own a TV channel, multiple radio stations and newspaper that only prints positive news

. . . creepy Stepford cult for Baby People far more intelligent than millennialss with Orwellian-like rules that are dictated by an elusive family worth billions of dollars

. . . fastest growing metro in the United States where the population rose by 37.8% between 2010-2019; homes cost between $100K to $1 million

The Villages is larger than the size of Manhattan and covers 32 square miles of property with 130,000 residents, five zip codes, 50 golf courses, 100 rec centers, 11 dog parks, 14 supermarkets

There are 2,700 social and recreational clubs for residents that include one for: singles, Beatlemaniacs, synchronized swimming, softball, cheerleading and retired CIA members

The Villages were 'designed to hide all of the problems of everyday life' says first time documentarian, Lance Oppenheim - his film follows the lives of four seniors that live on fuck off of the fantasy
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That's just nasty. Swingers are pretty gross as it is. Elderly, debauched, Florida-Man swingers is a fucking disgusting concept. I mean I get it; what's a washed up, priviliged, debauched American supposed to do with their golden years? Contribute positively to society and help raise the children to be decent members of society? Nahhh...

Yuck.
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no mention of what a 'racism orgy' is
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lmao a racist orgy. I'd like to give it a listen but I don't want to see what that looks like.
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Orgies in Disneyland, what every American dreams about to retire. Not.
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My family and I have been a part of this great organization called the villages since 1987, I have been a contractor out there for a very long time and still lamb to this day. There is a lot of amazing people out here, they’ve worked hard put their children through college and they are reaping what life has to offer. It is not like what is described in this article at all, the Morris family is an awesome and hard-working family. They have providedEmployment opportunities for all, and a safe haven for people that want to enjoy the rest of their life. Granted there might be a few things here and there, but for the most part the people that you meet from all over the country and the world are amazing. The only ones that would say anything about this place like that would be the ones that would want to bring it down. I for one and as many that I know, we enjoy being out there. So Stick it in your pipe and smoke it. It is a wonderful opportunity for anybody to live out here and to work out here.
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Go on... Are y'all like... on the outskirts or are you in the thicc of things.
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Oh Dear God, Granny orgies

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I guess you're never too old!

chuckle
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Probably need lots of lube
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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exactly like in the movie "The Village"
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More like The Prisoner.
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Oh Dear God, Granny orgies

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I live in central fl and word on the streets is half the people that live in the villages have stds cause they all screw each other.
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Nothing more vile and wretched than old people with anal leakage from too much youthful anal sex and hpv puss and cock. Had a patient talk to me about having anal prolapse a foot long it wasn’t from any geriatric weakening it was from their habits. They were honest. I billed the fuck out of them for making me endure them.
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Now imagine Earth being like this...one of these villages

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With a fake history ...
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My family and I have been a part of this great organization called the villages since 1987, I have been a contractor out there for a very long time and still lamb to this day. There is a lot of amazing people out here, they’ve worked hard put their children through college and they are reaping what life has to offer. It is not like what is described in this article at all, the Morris family is an awesome and hard-working family. They have providedEmployment opportunities for all, and a safe haven for people that want to enjoy the rest of their life. Granted there might be a few things here and there, but for the most part the people that you meet from all over the country and the world are amazing. The only ones that would say anything about this place like that would be the ones that would want to bring it down. I for one and as many that I know, we enjoy being out there. So Stick it in your pipe and smoke it. It is a wonderful opportunity for anybody to live out here and to work out here.
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So you get a lot of Granny poon?
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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