Genitalia flapping with blow dryers or leaf blowers

that's part of why you are so disgusting

is that why they call you the tripler?

So you wouldn’t giggle if you saw a doodle and balls flapping swiftly in a strong breeze?

Is something 3 times the size, now, big boy?

Yours are big enough to flap in the wind?

Thanks for the laughs, OP.

Glad to see that at least some GLP users have a sense of humor.

2.5x, getting there, keep calling me names please

You will never be a woman Tom

You’ll always just be some guy who dated Drew

No matter what Mossad tell you

A solution to excessive wetness upon sexual arousal?

The legacy you brought was the dumbing down of Americans

With a name like Green, who’s surprised that you are a nazi lapdog

You will never be Satan

Satan has class and style

You will always be an untermensch that even Howard Stern makes fun of

Have a nice day :)

She's got the meats!

giggles

And you have a history of sexual intercourse with women passed out on alcohol

Be very careful

All of you

Soon

If from Australia, can confirm.

Looks a bit like a pigeon flapping into a strong South Easter. Replace the feathered wings with salami slices thrown onto a melted cheese tomato.

no one wants to hear your wizard sleeve tales yo worn out hoooker

Oh c'mon man, now i can never eat a roast beef sandwich ever again

I almost feel bad for what will happen to you all

This is code for from now on all i am eating is roast beef

:epiclol-8bit:

I'm gonna start squirting ranch sauce all over my sammich. I'm gonna slap it down on the plate, level up it's edges, maybe pound it once or twice to check for bounciness then with a few ranch packets spray that ranch from left to right or maybe in a clockwise rotation.

I have the hair dryer in a basket on the floor, used as a heater in winter because our winters are very short. Tonight I near burnt me goat beard off the thing was blowing so hot. I could not imagine having it anywhere nere me vaJJ. Ouchy for sure, Wouldn't want to rush for the ice cube. I think the towel does just fine for me.

Brooms still hurt insects.

It's in (((their))) blood. Total degenerates.

Aquaman: (((can))) (((you))) (((hear))) (((me))) (((octopussy?)))

giggles

*puts hands behind ears*

*presents perfect O-face*

*starts making whale sounds*

*attracts BRIEF*

"OH Shi..."

Used to call 'em meat curtains back in the day

Fix it.

I fully believe that blown out tires are not attractive or pleasant.

No matter how much noise they make and how bumpy the ride, in the end you’ll be just spinning your wheels hoping to get off that ride sooner than later.

You really want to impress him?

Learn how to do it to tune of waltzing matilda.

Same principles as playing music using gum leaves.


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Get a bunch of gals together and form a band. e.g. The Flappin Flange Four.

Omg that is disgusting. Lol. No.never tried that. Never will.