What is an "ACTUAL" fuck?

I think its somehow related to a shitload or a fuckton

I believe the word FUCK means fornicating under consent of the king. I think it comes from back in medivel times it was illegal to have sex on certain days. I heard people could only have sex on tuesdays or thursdays, for example. Therefore when people had consent, they'd FUCK.

It's of my belief that FUCK is actually a subconscious spell on everyone who uses the word, placing them under authority of whatever king.

That is why it's referred to as a curse word, because anyone who uses it curses themselves.

I've tried to weed the word out of my vocabulary

Don't know.
No.
Not sure.

An actual fuck is different than a counterfeit or fake as fuck...

What can I say????

Brief knows about this!

Do you really want to find out, or are you gonna pretend like you don't want it once the clothes start coming off?

Kind of like a fuck ton I would assume

It's a metaphor of a metaphor.

What in the actual fuck is going on in this room sonny?

it intensifies the fuck

Is this an actual question?

when the fuck is serious enough to be moved beyond the meme

from what i always gathered it was that somebody is actually fucked

wisdom on this big guy???

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