When did I ever say I wanted to get back to normal?

only change for better is good.

no kidding, i've been the happiest, and done the best i've ever done in my life...starting at about the time the pandemic started..


i am on parole (covid means i wont go back to prison)
it's hard to get employed as a con (so i collected unemployment all year and built a business)

now unemployment has ended, but my business is making enough money to survive, and i get to pick when i want to work (and when i work, it's like 2 or 3 hours at a time..not 12.


opening back up will increase the amount of money i make, i think..


but, really.. .lets just keep this, this is good, for once it's good!

It can't get any worse.

And even death would be preferable to a life lived with feminists.

I'm all in favor of Covidapalipse.

Best thing that's happened since the Black Plague.

I'm not getting any vaxx.

I'm gonna watch it all fly apart.

There never was a normal, people would say before. It was a dream you have to be asleep to see it. Many think they are woke, but in reality they are more solidifies as sleeping beauties, to some in power.

It will get worse, just overcome it with God's help. Know this.

normal was a fake thing to keep the jonses happy.

My top employee that works with me just went up the road for 3 years. He was a good dude.

He got his first ever felony last year for beating the brakes off of a jogger that fucked with him and his girl at a bar.

Even though the jogger was an aggressor, since he was put in the hospital, my climber got the charges.

His prosecutor was obviously some kind of progressive. She managed to upgrade his charge to a racially motivated hate crime. He was put on 5 years probation. If he violated he did 3 years in prison.

Unfortunately he violated 4 months ago for pissing dirty for alcohol. They arrested him right there at the probation office and he just had court Monday while I was on vacation and I won't see him for 3 years.

It really sucks. I'm devastated. He made working fun and was a real motherfucker. I trusted him with my business, my business reputation, and my life. I'm doing what I can to make sure he has canteen money and that his girl and their baby have something to eat and a roof over their head.

I hope you are able to get off probation and stay out of the legal system. Now is NOT the time to get jammed up with time or charges. Stay the fuck out of the system.

ENJOY THE RIDE THROUGH DOOMVILLE

JUST REMEMBER TO ALWAYS GIVE YOURSELF A LITTLE TIME EVERY DAY TO SMELL THE ROSES AND LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND GIVE YOU A COFFEE ENEMA.

== rat semen injected into my massive penis

In Baudrillard fashion, going to Disneyland in 2018 perfectly captured the moment of 'normal'.

Mickey Mouse security guards greet you at the entrance like a fucking airport.

$128 ticket (on a cheap day), then they try to sell you an upgrade for $15 so you could use the 'fastpass tm patented blahblah system'

Then they took your picture for their database as you enter the damn park.

Thought it was crowded on a summer weekend 20 years ago? That ain't shit compared to a modern rainy weekday in winter.

Only place you were allowed to smoke was under the bleachers of the old train ride.

Same damn experience, just dirtier with 20 additional years of wear and tear, but lots and lots of promises of cool stuff to come, seriously it's on the way!

And a really tacky Star Wars facelift on Space Mountain, cause hey, they own that now.

Tired and ready to go home? There's a two hour line to get on the bus to the parking lot. Then the bus driver throws a shit fit at someone for a stroller or something.

Churros were still only five bucks, so I guess there was that.

could rat semen cure cancer?

let's find out.

Fishing every day.f-u society!

I fully agree.

The normal was tyranny of the extroverted morning-people.

Now I can sleep late, work at night and I don't have to take part in painful social events like birthdays or weddings.

Shut the fuck up and die you fucking phaget

No, you shut up.

Suck it up. Lockdowns and the blessed isolation are here to stay.

Very few other words in a substantially arge sized physical reputable(?) dictionary, has such a large space for such many words....

I doubt most of you actually own a dictionary in print in your own language....

L*

No shit sherlock. I don't give a fuck about you and the rest of you retards in this world. Fuck all of you

What business did you build? Thanks for the much needed positivity, good luck to you.