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LOL! Oregon health officials say you can kiss on dates -- if both vaccinated

 
FAUCI, PATRON SAINT OF WUHAN
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If you're vaccinated and looking for a smooch, now might be the time to visit Oregon.

The Oregon Health Authority (OHA) on Wednesday revised its position on safe-dating practices during the COVID-19 pandemic and now says it is OK to get intimate with your date--as long as you've both been vaccinated.

"If you're both vaccinated and taking COVID-19 precautions, intimacy is likely to be safe," OHA wrote on Facebook.
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So what’s the official verdict on rim jobs?
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So what’s the official verdict on rim jobs?
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Only allowed between two males.
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How about fucking? Can you fuck if you both got jabbed?
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How about fucking? Can you fuck if you both got jabbed?
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Well one of you is going to get jabbed regardless
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How about this... don't tell us what the fuck to do.

Who listens to these fucking retarded idiots anyways. Bunch of meddling twats.
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Oregon Governor "Kate Brown" - can you spot him amongst biological female lesbians?
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what about antifa gay sex? has it been approved?
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Oregon health officials sound like pedos who jack off outside your window in a long trench coat
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If you're vaccinated and looking for a smooch, now might be the time to visit Oregon.

The Oregon Health Authority (OHA) on Wednesday revised its position on safe-dating practices during the COVID-19 pandemic and now says it is OK to get intimate with your date--as long as you've both been vaccinated.

"If you're both vaccinated and taking COVID-19 precautions, intimacy is likely to be safe," OHA wrote on Facebook.
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I will never smooch a jabbed man!
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Great.

What about scat eating, and golden showers?

Is that allowed yet?
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How about this... don't tell us what the fuck to do.

Who listens to these fucking retarded idiots anyways. Bunch of meddling twats.
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OREGON IS RUN BY FEMALE COMMIE RETARDS
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So what’s the official verdict on rim jobs?
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Only allowed between two males.
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How about fucking? Can you fuck if you both got jabbed?
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Well one of you is going to get jabbed regardless
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How about this... don't tell us what the fuck to do.

Who listens to these fucking retarded idiots anyways. Bunch of meddling twats.
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if they speak like this ...they are up to no good....serious...he's hiding some heinous stuff he's doing he himself....
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Oregon Governor "Kate Brown" - can you spot him amongst biological female lesbians?
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An abomination - a satanic inversion of what the Maker intended.
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Those idiots will follow that rule
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Oregon probably has all their glory hole places open all the way through the pandemic.


Oregon is the official pandemic crazy state, the land of pandemic nutcases.

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This is the best one I have seen yet.
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They don't mind jabbed getting intimate cause they know they won't be producing any baby...or at least a healthy one anyways.
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Is it allowed to pick your nose?
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Re: LOL! Oregon health officials say you can kiss on dates -- if both vaccinated
They had extensive riots protests in 2020. Back when there was no vaccine. I believe that there was a lot more than kissing going on at those things. More than covid probably got acquired at them as well.
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Re: LOL! Oregon health officials say you can kiss on dates -- if both vaccinated
How about this... don't tell us what the fuck to do.

Who listens to these fucking retarded idiots anyways. Bunch of meddling twats.
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OREGON IS RUN BY FEMALE COMMIE RETARDS

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Those idiots will follow that rule
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who do these people think they are ???

lol

you can do whatever the fuck you want when you want however you want
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Re: LOL! Oregon health officials say you can kiss on dates -- if both vaccinated
is general milley going to be the kissing police..??

he might approach you in your car with your girlfriend wearing lipstick and in drag

and say

"give me a big kiss for china'

lol
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How about this... don't tell us what the fuck to do.

Who listens to these fucking retarded idiots anyways. Bunch of meddling twats.
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OREGON IS RUN BY FEMALE COMMIE RETARDS

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Multnomah county's ran by females and Clackamas county has a few males still holding on in the police department

But yeah it's like an infection with these female cops here.... They all seem possessed too
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What if I’m not jabbed and single. Can I still use my right hand? Asking for a friend.
FCK the WEF! Keep your hands off my country!
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It will be illegal to kiss an Unvax





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