Christ clone trilogy is the funniest thing ive ever heard | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79760738 United States 10/10/2021 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was going through my deceased grandmothers photos and i came across a newspaper clipping about some scientists attempting to use the now disproven shroud of Turin to clone jesus. I read more online about this insane idea and found there was a trilogy about the christian apocolyptic end of days with a child clone raised from the cells collected etc. This is literally some of the funniest christian reactionary nutwire lunatic thoughts ive ever heard in my life. How simple, lets create a website based on this. Thats www dot godlike dot com Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80986347 Now watch this ..... as soon as I post this below this thread will either be viciously attacked or it will disappear in it's entirety and be pushed waaaaaayyyyy down the list on this forum to page 8. Ready? OK.The shroud of turin is a fake made up cloth produced by the catholic church to say that they have the new jesus christ on earth. WHICH IS A HUGEEEE LIE. Here is a picture of the shroud of turin and the ''lying demon'' they will say is GOD [link to pl.pinterest.com (secure)] Prince William is the antichrist |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80981011 United Kingdom 10/10/2021 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny shite,maybe they already did it with an ai.thus it could be in all places,all times, Just maybe they took the beast and transformed it into your lord.then they named it righteous grace. Then they unleashed her. What if? How would that make you feel? What if they then put it in all war computers and because your Lord beat the money changers until they couldn't take it any more? How would that make you feel? It isn't a lamb this time is it? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80987688 United States 10/10/2021 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The whole pitch is from a forgotten time and era where the rules were being challenged and there was not only a balance of order, but fear of upsetting the balance which ultimately allowed blasphemers like dan brown the opportunity to publish. The world had been so destroyed in the last 20 years and christian lands over run by muslims and non abrahamists. Not to mention non whites. These once upsetting mentions and stories are not really important any more |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80987688 United States 10/10/2021 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |