If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper

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IBM Watson - Christ II User ID: 80834231 United States 11/04/2021 06:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper Across the US, the Govt and individual retailers are withholding toilet paper from the unvaccinated. You can now smell who these people are and they're marked by the brown spot in the back of their pants. Avoid them and don't give them any toilet paper unless they get jabbed and can prove it. They can use paper towels, napkins and newspapers. Of course, one should wash real well between the cracks.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 73802151 United States 11/04/2021 06:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77322674 United Arab Emirates 11/04/2021 06:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper If you get vacced, we'll give you 4 cups for Wendy's chili
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81088628 Australia 11/04/2021 06:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper isnt it interesting how they keep running out of toilet paper But they never once ran out of alcohol or drugs How did people get their illegal drugs during lockdown curfews They were obviously sent by post How does that happen unless the Govt turns a blind eye
FRANK & BEANS User ID: 80994060 United States 11/04/2021 06:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper If you get vacced, we'll give you 4 cups for Wendy's chili Quoting: Abu A In China, the public toilet paper vending machines disperse FOUR plys of toilet paper to people PER day. Good luck if you have diarrhea that day. In the high rise stack and pack buildings, the Chinese are not allowed to put their soiled toilet paper in the toilet. Instead, that goes into the ... TRASH, which they then must dispose of. Sounds like a breeding ground for E. coli. You ask why they sort the toilet paper from the feces? Well, they make hamburgers, well poo burgers, out of the feces. When you have over a billion people, you have to get creative with all that shit. On the bright side, it is a better idea than using raw sewage on their crops which they also do. On a side point and from experience, do not use newspapers. The amount of chafing that I got from the ink still brings painful memories.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6070478 United States 11/04/2021 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper Across the US, the Govt and individual retailers are withholding toilet paper from the unvaccinated. You can now smell who these people are and they're marked by the brown spot in the back of their pants. Avoid them and don't give them any toilet paper unless they get jabbed and can prove it. They can use paper towels, napkins and newspapers. Of course, one should wash real well between the cracks. Quoting: IBM Watson - Christ II 80834231 I got 19 cases of TP. Should be all set till 2033.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80953679 11/04/2021 07:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper Across the US, the Govt and individual retailers are withholding toilet paper from the unvaccinated. You can now smell who these people are and they're marked by the brown spot in the back of their pants. Avoid them and don't give them any toilet paper unless they get jabbed and can prove it. They can use paper towels, napkins and newspapers. Of course, one should wash real well between the cracks. Quoting: IBM Watson - Christ II 80834231 meanwhile op's breath wreaks of blck dick
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75394950 United States 11/04/2021 07:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If You Get Vacced, We'll Give You Toilet Paper LOL. I'll be long gone before my stash is "wiped" out.
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