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(Just for "fun" now--awards announced Pg.5) OUR 7TH ANNUAL Christmas Caption Contest is OPEN! Caption to Win 1 of 3 Free Memberships!

 
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POLL: Christmas "pics" are commenting on:
 ...Uncle Fred's Christmas Tree--done while he's drunk!
 ...Why Billy's Christmas stocking has MORE STUFF then mine!
 ...Feeling very sad that friends and family are so far away.
 ...Believe the "weather Gods" tried to ruin Christmas this year.
 ...Are glad they aren't in -20 below zero in Great Falls, MT
 ...Wondering if 2022 will finally "be NORMAL again!"
 ...What is a Christmas "pic" and why should I care?
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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY 2022!

CHRISTMAS CAROLNOTES
MERRY CHRISTMASNOTESPDANCE

edited: Christmas A.M. 12-25-2021

"Brit" (GLP memeber) has also added an upgrade this A.M.
...so we now have 3 THREE upgrades to award! Thanks Brit!
ANYONE ELSE wanting to chip-in for an up-grade, please PM me
so your offer doesn't get lost in the thread pages and
I miss it!

Welcome to my 7th Annual Christmas Caption Contest!!

If you don't know how to caption an image to enter for a GLP membership
prize...here is my contest From Christmas 2017:

Thread: TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today!

PLEASE REMEMBER! I notice in the CONTESTS lots of great entries
...BUT even by the 1 hour mark the A.C.'s are NOT coming in with their BLUE NAMES!
Please remember You need to register for a "free membership"--at the GLP opening
menu page as you come into GLP-- for me to be able to upgrade you.
Sorry--there is no way to upgrade an A.C. without a current free membership!
A.C.'s can still enter, of course..."JUST FOR FUN!"

ALSO...SPECIAL CATEGORIES FOR CURRENT MEMBERS WHO ENTER
--I WILL ALSO AWARD GREEN KARMA FOR REALLY GREAT CAPTIONS!
Everyone can enter for green karma points.

THIS WAS OUR LAST "CAPTION UPGRADE CONTEST" to give you some
examples of the kinds of "winning captions" that some of our BLUE-NAMED A.C.s
and (date-expired) GLP members suggested:
Thread: THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions!

Have fun with it! Thanks! The Oracle's Cookie
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Hey! Did you guys feel that? Was that a QUAKE?
...Was it another alien sighting?

ANSWER: Oh THAT? That was the family racing for
the PUMPKIN PIE AND "COOL-WHIP!"
Merry Christmas GLP from TheOracle'sCookie!


CHRISTMAS CAPTION UPGRADE CONTEST STARTS NOW THRU
MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY!

I will award 1 FULL UPGRADE (1 Month) to a lucky winner with a great imagination...
...AND 1 TRIAL UPGRADE to a 2nd winner! My way of saying "Thank you and Merry Christmas
to my GLP family!
hugs

THESE ARE YOUR CHOICES (use 1 or all of them) TO CAPTION THIS YEAR:


PICTURE #1:
PuggmsGrtGrtGrmp

PICTURE #2:
ReachingCAT

PICTURE #3:
4WHAT



CAPTION FOR THE HOLIDAYS...but the caption does NOT need to
be about the Holiday--you can have them commenting on any current event or theme (as long as it is PG13 rated!)




GOOD LUCK! AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!


THIS THREAD WILL BE MONITORED, SO PLEASE KEEP REPLIES NICE.

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Great job!

WINNERS:

WIZZARD OF AHS (pg.2)
HellNo2 (pg. 5)
Red John (all over the thread! lol!)

Message today 12-26-2021:

Thank you very much! Merry Christmas!
 Quoting: The Wizzard of Ahs!


Sure thing, Wiz!

Here is a "virtual Hug" for all of us the DAY AFTER
Christmas!

DollyWCoon
"HUG the nearest WARM THING to you right now!"

Enjoy your holidays!

I hope everyone takes the TIME to look through the
really remarkably creative captions our GLP members and
A.C.'s came up with for CHRISTMAS 2021. Even when the
world is going bat-shit crazy...we can still SMILE and
offer each other our love. TERRIFIC!

xmas3

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[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
16 minutes of FUR-BABY-LOVE!

OOOHH...MY...GAWD that's funny!!


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As I said last time, I will also offer one free full upgrade to a member of your choice - providing I can get my new paypal to work (haven't tried it yet because this upgrade I have now was from your last contest and it runs out tomorrow)

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As I said last time, I will also offer one free full upgrade to a member of your choice - providing I can get my new paypal to work (haven't tried it yet because this upgrade I have now was from your last contest and it runs out tomorrow)

5a
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SOUNDS SUPER, BRIT!

I will add this to our intro paragraph...NOW THERE ARE
3 UPGRADES! TERRIFIC!

waty

I'll shoot you a PM--or you can check the last page
with a name and your GLP name as "sponsor" once the
contest is over midnight tonight!

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I'll start us out!

Picture #3:

4WHAT
"I don't think this is FAIR!...
THOSE COOKIES did NOT have "SANTA" printed
on them!"

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PICTURE #1:
PuggmsGrtGrtGrmp

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan the Pug, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

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Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan the Pug, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
 Quoting: The Semi Shut In


glassesoff

Tell us MORE!

What a great caption lead-in to a mythology story.
I would READ THAT BOOK!!

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As I said last time, I will also offer one free full upgrade to a member of your choice - providing I can get my new paypal to work (haven't tried it yet because this upgrade I have now was from your last contest and it runs out tomorrow)

5a
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SOUNDS SUPER, BRIT!

I will add this to our intro paragraph...NOW THERE ARE
3 UPGRADES! TERRIFIC!

waty


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No problem

I pined it for you as well but sometimes these green pines don't last all day cos the mods are sometimes grinches

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ReachingCAT

They were right...... this internet thing is soooooo addictive..
Especially, felinebook. All my friends are there.

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They were right...... this internet thing is soooooo addictive..
Especially, felinebook. All my friends are there.
 Quoting: The Wizzard of Ahs!


Love it! "Felinebook!" Now THAT'S original!

Thanks for your entry!

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Number 1:
"Next time I incarnate here...I'll choose somewhere very far from this family!"

Number 2:
"Should I pounce or delete...delete!"

Number 3:
"Boy, these life lessons are making me a basket case!"
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I’m way too cute for this. Besides, I don’t know why I’m here. I didn’t pee or poop in the floor. ....... But, it may have been about the Christmas Ham. They left it out, unwatched. What’s a young canine to do? I mean, the smell captivated my senses, taking over, I got lightheaded, then.....a blur. So, um, yeah, perhaps, it’s starting to come back.....ok....I guess I do know why I’m
I’m here.... was it worth it? Absolutely! And I’d do it again, giving the chance. How often do you get to eat a whole honey baked ham? It was delish!
Signed - Cruella de Pup.

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ReachingCAT


Where is that recipe for those catnip-bourbon balls again?
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Why do I have to sit at the top of the tree every year?
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Grandma wasn't any more impressed with her new Swiss Army Dawgie than Swiss Army Gawgie was with her.
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ReachingCAT

They were right...... this internet thing is soooooo addictive..
Especially, felinebook. All my friends are there.
 Quoting: The Wizzard of Ahs!


I would love to see this picture as its OWN THREAD
with members posting the ONE GLP THREAD that gave them
the SAME REACTION as the Kittah! (Anybody want to go for
it?)

There have actually been dozens of threads that have
given me that reaction....(but my "bar" is fairly low.)

One of the threads was this one (...don't read this on CHRISTMAS DAY
...wait a couple days...it is a little jaw-dropping--and it could make you really mad...but it is important to know about.)
Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova,

Another one was a thread that I am finishing up this
week...I wanted to prove TO MYSELF that the "myth" surrounding
the "gloomy BANNED Zodiac Sign from the Greek Zodiac
--by the ROMANS--"Ophiuchus"--is really "that bad."...
I NOW BELIEVE IT IS!)
Thread: Update Pg. 10: THE SUN? BRACE!...brace!...brace!...Mars squares Saturn w/"Ophiuchus Effect" now thru Easter!

Just sayin...

:MASSYsays:

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Grandma wasn't any more impressed with her new Swiss Army Dawgie than Swiss Army Gawgie was with her.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


Oh yeah!

Thanks kiddo! Merry Christmas to ya!

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I was just watering the tree.
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Those fools think Helix Kitty is mercenary Persian kitty sympathisers and elements, but it's me and I am about to hack Santa's Shack while he is away and hold him to ransom for all the Christmas kitty nip.



Muhahahaha.



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Number 1:
"Next time I incarnate here...I'll choose somewhere very far from this family!"

Number 2:
"Should I pounce or delete...delete!"

Number 3:
"Boy, these life lessons are making me a basket case!"
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All great captions, A.C.2786!

I especially loved the last one:
Number 3:
"Boy, these life lessons are making me a basket case!"


THAT should be a bumper sticker for 2021! Wow...what a
freakin' RIDE!

AGAIN...just because you are the first A.C. to enter
the contest--not picking on you personally because I love
those captions--but A.C.'s must have a "free membership"
BLUE NAME to be able to get an upgrade. (it gives you a blue name--
find the entry on the very first message you get when you come into the Forum site.)

Good Luck! And have a great holiday, kiddo!

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I was just watering the tree.
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lol

Too cute!

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Anonymous White Hat kitty's plan to reconfigure HAARP's weather algorithm to Let it Snow just needed one more string of code entered... here...
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The Pigs in Blankets looked so cold; I was sure they would be warmer in my tummy.
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Aw, c'mon! You telling me if you'd put a fire hydrant in the house, I'd have to figure that out too?
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I was just watering the tree.
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Merry Christmas all 🌲
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Humans are weird. A massive argument because he was looking for pics of me on the internet, and she didn't like that?
I don't get it.
Oooooh... Wait a minute!
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Number 3, the kitty

There he is! There's Santa with the presents! Now, if I push this letter and that button at just the right moment I think I can make him go faster! I've surely watched my human play enough games to know all the keyboard tricks....would be easier with a mouse though....
Working on it
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Love your holiday caption contests, O's C! I am on the road but will head back to my farm later today. If pine falls off, will repine for you.

Just for fun.....the cat at laptop pic....

"Yeah, just saw new Matrix movie. Someone hold my cat nip milk while I search for that smoking hot black cat. Maybe she can be my date for New Years Eve!"
And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm

“How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire
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Photo #1 - Dog in fighting gear:

"Fido! CODE RED "ruff ruff!" they're almost here! . . . the mob of mandatory vaxxers are heading our way up the road - syringes in hand!!! Quickly! - grab the doggy biscuits and the power doggy biscuit shooter. Gear up bro, I'll meet you at the gate behind the trees." ruff ruff!

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Love your holiday caption contests, O's C! I am on the road but will head back to my farm later today. If pine falls off, will repine for you.

Just for fun.....the cat at laptop pic....

"Yeah, just saw new Matrix movie. Someone hold my cat nip milk while I search for that smoking hot black cat. Maybe she can be my date for New Years Eve!"
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


Thanks for your getting our back today, DeplorableZenobia!

Love your caption!

Reminds me that the BLACK CAT IN "THE MATRIX" (movie)
is actually a GLITCH! Maybe your Kittah will want to pass
on the Matrix Black Cat--loving a GLITCH may be heartbreaking
(I KNOW from experience...a GLITCH messes with your head!)

Merry Christmas, Zen!!

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