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Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke

 
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Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
I brought 9 boxes, 18 tests as a gag as they are in short supply.
Left them on the table.

Everyone is drinking the delicious Coquito today and vaccinating kids came up and they decided to take the tests right there.

Seven of the vaxxed popped positives.
The other nine of us are all negative and we all had Covid prior.
(Yes that is 16, there is a box left over)

Tomorrow I was supposed to meet up with a bunch of old friends for lunch/dinner.
Most of them tapped out last week due to them taking tests our of panic.

No political affiliations at play here as there is a mix among vax status.

Let me upload a text too.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
This gal has four roomies.
All are vaxxed. All positive.

The one I am chatting with here is NOT vaxxed and just had a negative on a rapid test early this morning.
(Yes, testing places were open shortly on Christmas)

One is quadruple vaxxed and now positive.

(Excuse spelling errors)

(I was asked to delete the text.
Enough of you already saw it)


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Last Edited by PANDEMIC OF THE VACCINATED on 12/25/2021 10:26 PM
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
The moment when you realize GLP is more sane than the vaxxed people in your family.

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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
I brought 9 boxes, 18 tests as a gag as they are in short supply.
Left them on the table.

Everyone is drinking the delicious Coquito today and vaccinating kids came up and they decided to take the tests right there.

Seven of the vaxxed popped positives.
The other nine of us are all negative and we all had Covid prior.
(Yes that is 16, there is a box left over)

Tomorrow I was supposed to meet up with a bunch of old friends for lunch/dinner.
Most of them tapped out last week due to them taking tests our of panic.

No political affiliations at play here as there is a mix among vax status.

Let me upload a text too.
 Quoting: JIVE TURKEY


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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
The moment when you realize GLP is more sane than the vaxxed people in your family.

chuckle
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
The moment when you realize GLP is more sane than the vaxxed people in your family.

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Most here are level-headed.
Some may be a bit eccentric, but mostly level-headed.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
So I bought the tests on the 21st I think.

Thread: DEMAND your VAXXED FAMILY/FRIENDS take a rapid test at the door! All the vaxxed are testing positive, and unvaxxed are fine.

Stupid ideas I have... Ugh.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
Wonder how they will spin this.
Lol.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
how do you post so many threads and actually have a life????

Seems odd....
The time has come.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
how do you post so many threads and actually have a life????

Seems odd....
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Because if you were in my mind and life, you get a lot of free time and can be VERY efficient at things.

Efficiency is a major key to success these days.

Plus, GLP is the only SOCHUL MEDIA I use.
Can't spell that properly...

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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
how do you post so many threads and actually have a life????

Seems odd....
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Because if you were in my mind and life, you get a lot of free time and can be VERY efficient at things.

Efficiency is a major key to success these days.

Plus, GLP is the only SOCHUL MEDIA I use.
Can't spell that properly...
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Lol,he has no life.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
how do you post so many threads and actually have a life????

Seems odd....
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Because if you were in my mind and life, you get a lot of free time and can be VERY efficient at things.

Efficiency is a major key to success these days.

Plus, GLP is the only SOCHUL MEDIA I use.
Can't spell that properly...
 Quoting: JIVE TURKEY


Lol,he has no life.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
What a bunch of sheep

Tests are bogus imo

Just cuz prior "covid" positives tested negative prob meaningless
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
common cold coronavirus

first isolated in the 60's
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
The moment when you realize GLP is more sane than the vaxxed people in your family.

chuckle
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
This gal has four roomies.
All are vaxxed. All positive.

The one I am chatting with here is NOT vaxxed and just had a negative on a rapid test early this morning.
(Yes, testing places were open shortly on Christmas)

One is quadruple vaxxed.

(Excuse spelling errors)
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[link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
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How is the one with Crones Disease getting along?
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
This gal has four roomies.
All are vaxxed. All positive.

The one I am chatting with here is NOT vaxxed and just had a negative on a rapid test early this morning.
(Yes, testing places were open shortly on Christmas)

One is quadruple vaxxed.

(Excuse spelling errors)
https://imgur.com/AgZJgxO


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 Quoting: JIVE TURKEY


How is the one with Crones Disease getting along?
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No idea other than she is pretty sick, as they all are and the unvaxxed is fine, and thinks she had Covid last year.

That is not my personal friend, just a roommate of a friend.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
So with all the vaxed testing positive, are they catching on yet?

Or are they getting ready for their 5th booster?
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
Does one have to jam a stick up their nose for this test?

Is there an anal option?

Are these tests made in China?

Fort Detrick NJ maybe?
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
So with all the vaxed testing positive, are they catching on yet?

Or are they getting ready for their 5th booster?
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I believe the Vaxx'd are now scared of the Un-Vaxx'D
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
Does one have to jam a stick up their nose for this test?

Is there an anal option?

Are these tests made in China?

Fort Detrick NJ maybe?
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I'm guessing yes to all four
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TWO boosters now!

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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
So with all the vaxed testing positive, are they catching on yet?

Or are they getting ready for their 5th booster?
 Quoting: Sir Vaxxselot


I believe the Vaxx'd are now scared of the Un-Vaxx'D
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My brother and sister in law were both just here

He is a Architect for Microsoft, both double jabbed

about 20 minutes ago she just told me how she went to get

a blood test at the hospital and she kept passing out on the table.

They are in their late 30's

I told her to ask her doc for a D_Dimer test.

This should be very interesting

I know what is happening, she is having clotting issues
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
The moment when you realize GLP is more sane than the vaxxed people in your family.

chuckle
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it's not that GLP is drifting closer to sanity.

it's that everyone else is drifting further away.

.
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The moment when you realize GLP is more sane than the vaxxed people in your family.

chuckle
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it's not that GLP is drifting closer to sanity.

it's that everyone else is drifting further away.

.
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I like the way you think...
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
Now I want coquito.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
The moment when you realize GLP is more sane than the vaxxed people in your family.

chuckle
 Quoting: JIVE TURKEY



it's not that GLP is drifting closer to sanity.

it's that everyone else is drifting further away.

.
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I like the way you think...
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Yeah that is pretty accurate
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

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Now I want coquito.
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careful you might test positive
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Now I want coquito.
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Ugh... Sooooo good.
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Re: Covid tests just caused a war... All seven of the double/triple vaxxed popped positive on something I bought as a joke
So with all the vaxed testing positive, are they catching on yet?

Or are they getting ready for their 5th booster?
 Quoting: Sir Vaxxselot


I believe the Vaxx'd are now scared of the Un-Vaxx'D
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My brother and sister in law were both just here

He is a Architect for Microsoft, both double jabbed

about 20 minutes ago she just told me how she went to get

a blood test at the hospital and she kept passing out on the table.

They are in their late 30's

I told her to ask her doc for a D_Dimer test.

This should be very interesting

I know what is happening, she is having clotting issues
 Quoting: Sir Vaxxselot


If you just crossed the finish line going 320 mph in your nitro powered rail dragster, most people would have the sense to pull the chute release lever.

Not lefties though.





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