[BREAKING] [NOT FAKE] Civilization ending solar storm confirmed to hit earth next week

Nothing will happen.

No global collapse.

No electricity ending CME.

No nuclear armageddon.

Just the same old shit.

When next week?

in two weeks, next week.

Remind me in 7 days

Please, we need more suntards around here. I'm serious.

You are living under a rock. Oblivious to global events and history.

Put a Reef in the solar sails!

Heave to! Lash the helm! Lash the anchor!

Batton down all hatches! Throw the women overboard!

Sound collision alarm!

Aooogah, Aooogah. :)

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 03/12/2022 07:14 PM

[link to www.swpc.noaa.gov (secure)]

Next time, backup you shyt with the link
You're welcome

[link to www.spaceweather.com (secure)]

"GEOMAGNETIC STORM WATCH (CATEGORY G2): A full-halo CME is heading directly for Earth. ETA: late on March 13th. Coronagraphs onboard the Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) recorded the storm cloud leaving the sun earlier today:"

I guess you are right. Incoming!

The good news.

"This CME is the result of a long duration C2-class solar flare near sunspot AR2962. Normally, C-class flares are not considered to be strong. However, this one lasted nearly 12 hours, allowing it to pump plenty of energy into the CME."

The flare was weak, but prolonged.

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 03/12/2022 07:27 PM

Not even an X class storm - barely worth watching for aurorae.

Yes, but it cranked for 12 hours.

Probably won't hurt much, but will make some kick ass Auroras.

Last Edited by JustmeTX on 03/12/2022 07:29 PM

GLP effect!

I feel oddly at peace with this prospect..

Tomorrow at 6 pm in England. Probably last 24 hours at least

So 11 am tomorrow US CST. (ish) might be noon Give or take that stupid Daylight savings nonsense.

[link to www.spaceweather.com (secure)]

It's just like that squidbillies song foretold. :)

"Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode."



Last Edited by JustmeTX on 03/12/2022 07:40 PM

No doubt someone will blame the Russians for manipulating the Sun.

What I've noticed in previous episodes is that solar flares tend to make people angry. Then the Sun in turn gets angry, and produces another solar flare, which make people angry. And so on.

Good

The timing isn’t suspicious to you in the slightest?

Nope, not at all.

dont look up!

OMG so glped

Get Glp effected bitch