Crowley hid a Unicornin a whale so hippies couldn’t cut off its horn

Are you high atm?

Nope it’s stated on their website

Sshh, I want to hear more.

Narwhals are not just a useless animal. They are the Illuminati. As we all know the Illuminati is going to come and kill us all. Narwhals are going to kill use all with their facial horn. Doesn't their horn look strangely like a triangle? Yes, it does. Narwhals were sent from Crowley to kill all of us so that the Illuminati can be the one and only. That dose not mean that we should not strive to be Narwhals. We should not just admire the Narwhal, we should be the Narwhal. We will be the Illuminati. You may wonder how they will kill us all if they live in the water and we live in land. The answer is simple on a summer solstice in 2017, the narwhals will grow legs and invade the world. They will kill us all if we do not join them. WE MUST JOIN THEM BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

Narwhals date back to the 1990's when everyone was a hippie. In the beginning, Narwhals were a dream from the hippies. Then, they politely asked Crowley to make them a half unicorn half whale animal and he gave them their wish. All of the hippies were frolicking in the water with the Narwhals, then, Crowley saw one of the hippies trying to cut off the Narwhal's magical horn and Crowley made them the Narwhals part of the Illuminati.

An innovator in Narwhalology came up with the theory that a narwhal is actually a unicorn in disguise. That may seem a little far-fetched, but it may as well actually be true. You see, Narwhals are the Illuminati and the Illuminati is very sneaky. Crowely is also very sneaky. Quite possibly, when Crowely gave the hippies Narwhals, he may have stuffed them in a Narwhal suit instead of harvesting the power of the unicorn. Although this theory is not perfect, it may be true.

The non-existent theory
Some professors of Narwhalology believe that Narwhals do not exist. They think that it is only a myth. This is not true but some people believe it to be true. The reason why these people believe this is because they think that the Illuminati created the myth to have people believe that so that they can, in turn, take over the world. This theory is not correct.
The truth that I have just mentioned before in the introduction
It is not a theory, it is a fact.

So you think that makes it true?

lol

maybe it's a metaphor

but, wtf are you on the site?

op you believe and spew lies.

repair yourself

OP,

Let me guess, ..... You are stoned out of your mind right now?

wtf is this babble nonsense... mental illness running rampant.