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WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?

 
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WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
I thought this was fake or only caught by gahe men?? I'm not a gahe and I'm not a man either. WTF?? I assumed I woke up after a roach or spider bite. There's only 1. How do I find out for sure without seeing a quack?

I had a bit of "under the weather" feelings last night but it all dissipated. Can you catch that thru air conditioner?

And no, I haven't "been" with anyone. The only skin contact I've had at most would have been paying a cashier, but I try to avoid touching flesh as much as possible. Now what?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Should really wash your hands before flicking your bean…
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Serious question: are you vaxxed?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
You have MSM derangement syndrome.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Should really wash your hands before flicking your bean…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger
I know this will blow your mind but I never do that. Ever. I do, however, wash my hands. Several times daily.

Serious question: are you vaxxed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77815093

Nope.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Should really wash your hands before flicking your bean…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger
I know this will blow your mind but I never do that. Ever. I do, however, wash my hands. Several times daily.

Serious question: are you vaxxed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77815093

Nope.
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You have NEVER played with the little man in the boat???
Drama
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
if you wiped your s226without washing with sanitiser you got the monkey poxx.......scared
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
You have MSM derangement syndrome.
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I wish. I always get mad at ppl who claim to have COVID. Like you have a fake illness? So is the whole thing fake or is the monkeypox real?

I just found this, from Cleveland Clinic:

Is monkeypox curable? Monkeypox is usually a self-limited disease with symptoms lasting from two weeks to four weeks. Most people with monkeypox get better on their own without treatment.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
hang in any bath houses last nite?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Should really wash your hands before flicking your bean…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger
I know this will blow your mind but I never do that. Ever. I do, however, wash my hands. Several times daily.

Serious question: are you vaxxed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77815093

Nope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82643294


You have NEVER played with the little man in the boat???
Drama
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Not interested: I'm too ugly to date myself. Even I, have standards.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Should really wash your hands before flicking your bean…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger
I know this will blow your mind but I never do that. Ever. I do, however, wash my hands. Several times daily.

Serious question: are you vaxxed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77815093

Nope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82643294


You have NEVER played with the little man in the boat???
Drama
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Pretty sure she’s talking about washing her hands before…
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Should really wash your hands before flicking your bean…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger
I know this will blow your mind but I never do that. Ever. I do, however, wash my hands. Several times daily.

Serious question: are you vaxxed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77815093

Nope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82643294


You have NEVER played with the little man in the boat???
Drama
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Pretty sure she’s talking about washing her hands before…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger

Pretty sure you're not just playing the fool, but actually too stupid for reading comprehension, even though you quoted me above. So I bolded it.

Also you're a ahole but we all knew this already.

NEWSFLASH : it isn't because you're a digusting creep and a filthy pervert and your mom was one that everybody else is like you!

I'm sure the scatologists among you are convinced everyone does that too. Do you!
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Should really wash your hands before flicking your bean…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger
I know this will blow your mind but I never do that. Ever. I do, however, wash my hands. Several times daily.

Serious question: are you vaxxed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77815093

Nope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82643294


You have NEVER played with the little man in the boat???
Drama
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Pretty sure she’s talking about washing her hands before…
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


Do you even comprehension bro?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Need a picture of that with GLP in the background.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Its airborne, they are driving around the cities in vans pumping it out.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
So does anyone know if it starts with just 1 bump?

I have 0 symptoms otherwise but last night I did (I woke up yesterday morning with it, and assume roach bite.)

Also why the big deal? See clip I posted in italics above: not lethal, goes away in 2 weeks. So?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Need a picture of that with GLP in the background.
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What do you mean GLP in bkgd?
I took a pic already. It's in my phone. I don't use my phone to type here, though so I can't upload it.

Its airborne, they are driving around the cities in vans pumping it out.
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Oh, shit! :-/
I'm traveling now so you could be right.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
why don't you ask a doctor or google the symptoms?
don't ask for advice on glp
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Need a picture of that with GLP in the background.
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What do you mean GLP in bkgd?
I took a pic already. It's in my phone. I don't use my phone to type here, though so I can't upload it.

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Are you a troll or an idiot?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
I thought this was fake or only caught by gahe men?? I'm not a gahe and I'm not a man either. WTF?? I assumed I woke up after a roach or spider bite. There's only 1. How do I find out for sure without seeing a quack?

I had a bit of "under the weather" feelings last night but it all dissipated. Can you catch that thru air conditioner?

And no, I haven't "been" with anyone. The only skin contact I've had at most would have been paying a cashier, but I try to avoid touching flesh as much as possible. Now what?
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Stop getting fucked in the ass and wash your ass
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Could it be a wart?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
This is why I still wear a mask and gloves in public.

Monkey Pox can be caught from surfaces. So whoever touched the keypad at a grocery store or a gas pump or an ATM can spread it.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Call Orkin
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
No, THIS is how it starts.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
No, THIS is how it starts.
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Yeah but hes gonna tell you his asshole is virgin like the mother of jesus…
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
[link to www.cdc.gov (secure)]

Check the photo does it look like that?
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
OP , can you describe the lump?

I had a strange mark appear on my left hand , it is adjacent to a small lump that has been there a long time.

The mark is round about the size of a pea , it is brused around the edges with a white dot in the center.

At the same time a larger version appeared on my right leg above my knee , except this mark also had a red pin prick in the center of the white part.

Note :- I was pulled aside going through an airport scanner because a small metallic like object in that right knee was detected.

I have never had any operations on that knee , but I do get fluid retention there from time to time.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
OP, that could just be what’s called an “acid bump”. I sometimes get one somewhere on my fingers if I drink too much orange juice, eat too much acidic foods like tomato sauce, etc., usually on or near a knuckle, too.
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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Did you wake up with your pants around your Ankles? Then yes you got the POX!!!


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Re: WTF? Did I catch monkey pox?? I woke up with a raised bump on 1 knuckle. Is this how it starts?
Ghea OP sideways Wookie





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