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84-Year-Old Man Has A Message For Vandals Who Keep Fornicating With His Woman-Shaped Shrub | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 84320542 United States10/08/2022 08:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This won't be the most relatable story you read today. At least, we hope it won't be. Quoting: Ultra MAGA Dan A British man issued a plea to his community to please, for the sake of decency and art, stop humping his shrub. Keith Tyssen has been maintaining "Gloria" since 2010. Once you see her, you'll understand why he's having problems keeping "drunken louts" off his property. The not-infrequent encounters with random strangers is problematic for multiple reasons. On the one hand, the noise made by fornicating with his hedge wakes the elderly man up in the middle of the night, but even worse is the havoc it wreaks on Gloria's figure. "Someone will squeeze the breasts," explains Tyssen, "so that will damage it." And that's far from the most absurd quote from this story. So let's waste no more time before taking a glance at Gloria's sultry figure, hearing a bit more about her story from the elderly caretaker, and seeing the predictably hilarious reactions from Twitter! https://twitter.com/_/status/1022905026749063168 [link to www.msn.com (secure)] You sleep with the dogwoods, and you wake up with leaves. Nothing compares to the Brits and their drunken stupors.  |
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| GatorMclosky User ID: 79159550 United States10/08/2022 10:24 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This won't be the most relatable story you read today. At least, we hope it won't be. Quoting: Ultra MAGA Dan A British man issued a plea to his community to please, for the sake of decency and art, stop humping his shrub. Keith Tyssen has been maintaining "Gloria" since 2010. Once you see her, you'll understand why he's having problems keeping "drunken louts" off his property. The not-infrequent encounters with random strangers is problematic for multiple reasons. On the one hand, the noise made by fornicating with his hedge wakes the elderly man up in the middle of the night, but even worse is the havoc it wreaks on Gloria's figure. "Someone will squeeze the breasts," explains Tyssen, "so that will damage it." And that's far from the most absurd quote from this story. So let's waste no more time before taking a glance at Gloria's sultry figure, hearing a bit more about her story from the elderly caretaker, and seeing the predictably hilarious reactions from Twitter! https://twitter.com/_/status/1022905026749063168 [link to www.msn.com (secure)] https://imgur.com/a/ydkLf7Q |
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