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THE WATCHTOWER ORGANIZATION OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES IS...

 
THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LI
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THE WATCHTOWER ORGANIZATION OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES IS...
The way, the truth and the life, all who comes to the Watchtower shall be saved. You shall have no other God before you, for The Watchtower is the one true God. Ye must be baptized in the Name of the Watchtower, DGN and the Awake magazine to be washed of your sins. Therefore Go ye out and get to a Kingdom Hall and be ye saved!
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Dgn won't log in
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Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth (2 Timothy 2:15)
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Watchtower covers up it's child molestation and misleads it's membership with ever changing false doctrine.

A cult of lies...
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Knock knock
Dork Nozzle
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Asking for a friend............is there a national do not pop in and knock on the door list?
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Knock knock
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why are jay dub women flat chested?
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The way, the truth and the life, all who comes to the Watchtower shall be saved. You shall have no other God before you, for The Watchtower is the one true God. Ye must be baptized in the Name of the Watchtower, DGN and the Awake magazine to be washed of your sins. Therefore Go ye out and get to a Kingdom Hall and be ye saved!
 Quoting: THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LI 80726531



Can you pass me a Watchtower to scratch my ass with it, please?
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Brainwashed like others. To keep them from actually knowing and following Jesus Christ.
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The way, the truth and the life, all who comes to the Watchtower shall be saved. You shall have no other God before you, for The Watchtower is the one true God. Ye must be baptized in the Name of the Watchtower, DGN and the Awake magazine to be washed of your sins. Therefore Go ye out and get to a Kingdom Hall and be ye saved!
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Can you pass me a Watchtower to scratch my ass with it, please?
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No paradise earth for you! Only crows to pluck your eyeballs and eat them at Armageddon, while DGN is laughing at you!
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Brainwashed like others. To keep them from actually knowing and following Jesus Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71088931


No paradise earth for you either! Only vultures to feast on your eyeballs and eat at Armageddon, while DGN is laughing at you with the love of Jehovah!
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It's a pedophile cult. The Watchtower Organization protects pedophiles.
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I have been saved by the power of DGN and his propaganda on GLP. Hallelujah! Praise be DGN!
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Who is DGN?
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Who is DGN?
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Your only hope of salvation. He sits at the right hand of the Governing Body of Jehovah himself. You should ask him for forgiveness and start peddling Watchtower magazines if you want to survive Armageddon and not have birds feasting on your eyeballs. All praise and Glory goes to DGN forever and ever amen!
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Do they reattach foreskins?
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Do they reattach foreskins?
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Yes. Take yours to your local Kingdom Hall and ask to speak with an elder and hand it to him and he will gladly inspect your penis for attaching it back on.
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Who is DGN?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84671157


Your only hope of salvation. He sits at the right hand of the Governing Body of Jehovah himself. You should ask him for forgiveness and start peddling Watchtower magazines if you want to survive Armageddon and not have birds feasting on your eyeballs. All praise and Glory goes to DGN forever and ever amen!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80740863


Yeah, but what’s his actual name? Daniel G. Nefferklauschen?





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