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Solomon will return with Jesus at the Rapture singing psalms and casting glitter
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make sure to get yer rapture hatch installed soon
don't wanna miss jeebus cause of a pesky roof
Quoting: Danger Dan How ridiculous is this comment? When the Rapture happens, people will all go outside to see, before it commences. For those of you "raptured" away and are worried about your pets being taken care of after you're gone. Please contact me, for $1000/per pet, I'll watch them til the end of the world. Don't worry, as a Christian who has read God's word I know I'll be here when Christ returns for realz. Yes, I'll be here with my armor on and fighting against Satan's fiery darts while you tinklebells go fly away to the furthest parts of the unknown hiding in your proverbial corner... How embarrassing that you fly away tinkerbells call yourself Christians.... Hoping to escape the battle of Good and Evil when God needs you most. How pathetic....
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