...I mean real completely David Berkowitz bat-shit crazy....

....but...

...my neighbor's dog IS talking to me.


I told him, "look, Mike is your owner, and that is his fence, so no.... I'm not gonna' help you dig a hole under it to get out."

But he won't shut up.

I have no interest in roaming around the neighborhood and sniffin' for dog-pussy, but he doesn't care. he has a one track mind.

I can see him out back right now, but I'm staying in doors.

I got to quit talking to that guy. He is a provocateur.