You are now the President! What would your first executive order be?

I would know that is not how it works. I am a private citizen. For me to become president, there would have to be an election and I would have to choose to run.

Given all of that, absolutely crazy things would have to be happening so there is no telling what my first E.O. would be.

Maybe that no one should hoard our remaining bags of potato chips. We have to rediscover potato chips technology and until then, everyone has to share.

Really? Not closing our boarders? Nothing to do with the Federal Reserve? Potato chips?

Out front and centre as a spokesman for the machine that grinds us down. Nothing to aspire too! But it would be dual citizenship within Government! Foreigners making us the tail and themselves the head.

I gave you 5 stars because I thought it said

"who would your first execution be"

and got giddy

Puss ee

I would ban toilet paper.

Reverse all previous EOs including a Nixon’s

creation of the BEAST the EPA- environmental protection agency !

And its only a certain peoples and tribe that exploit the West and allow every other foreigner on the gravy train at our expense. Look at all the propaganda surrounding it - it is a relentless machine of destruction!

It presents its self in a feel good way of calling good evil and evil good. That's precisely how multiculturalism and diversity is presented to us.

Dude that's just an example.

If i somehow become president, there's like 35 people in the United States and since nobody is invading us that means they can't even get here.

But, sure we can get rid of the Fed. We'll be on the barter system for a while anyway.

No executive orders. I would create a legislative traffic jam. Do less than any president in history. If they aren't passing laws they aren't destroying us. Only things I would focus on is balancing the budget, cutting foreign aid and securing the second amendment.

Everything back to normal.Ban all types of vaxxes that has to do with any type of flu or covid.

First action would be to fill my Cabinet with GLP tards. Duh.

Hmmmm, not bad reasoning! You can limit the Power of the House and the Senate by simply doing nothing.

term limits.

Restore any and all Trump actions that benefitted the economy.

Secure the border. There is no country without secure borders.

order 66

Okay, if I was in charge of the clusterfuck the country is now, the vaxx passport idea would be gone.

Some people would be called on the carpet to tell me if it's safe to let the people who want the vaxx continue to get it. The people who don't want it can continue not getting it.

But, some people do want it. We might have to whip up a batch of Something That Will Not Hurt Them (a vitamin shot maybe) so the people who are scared won't panic.

Second order would be to double the salary of every member of congress.*




* To be enacted when the budget is balanced.

Seal the borders
Cap pharmaceutical ad spend
Petroleum independence
Gold backed Fed Reserve
Election fraud prevention reform
Covid/CDC/FDA/Pharmacy investigations and prosecutions
Clinton/Biden/Soros/WEF cartel investigations and prosecutions
Drug test for welfare benefits
Expel illegal aliens
Ukraine funding ban
Ukraine investigations and prosecutions
Shitload of other stuff

Why would I want to be President? I am King.

Make loaning money for interest illegal

Order the bullet proof pope car.

Also gone would be some people who came across the border illegally. They will have to gtf home.

We have homeless people who are Americans to worry about.

God help us, and fix our education system.

I would try to do things quietly. So, maybe all my E.O.s would be goofy stuff to keep the media occupied.

The new media because I would reinstate Smith-Mundt Act.

I would not mean tweet, but i would constantly point out the decades upon decades some of our congress critters have been there.

You know the movie The Purge, I'd sign an executive order to make that a real holiday.

Everytime I hear of congress being bi partisan and reaching across the aisle and all that garbage all I think is them bending us over a little further. I'd prefer absolutely nothing than their destruction they cause every time they get together.