Diverse New X-Files Reboot Incoming.

'diverse'? I'll pass

If the new Mulder is a minor attracted person what would be some of his best quotes?

It's already been cancelled.

yeah, nope.

Praise Jesus!

The Truth is Transgender.

The truth stays in here.

They're going to black it up? Will Scully be doing a black guy? Will the soundtrack now be rap? Will the storyline center on how black Mulder doesn't support his child? Wow, sounds GREAT

The Truth is transgender is a lie from the devil & pure evil.

The last few reboots...and the last movie were absolutely terrible.

The original show was diverse.

Chewish guy and an obvious lesbian female.

Diverse!

If only they were Terrible. They actually make Disney Star Wars look watchable.

The smoking tran

Can the smoking man be an Asian dragon lady?

Shit. It'll be a filipino lady boy.

I liked the episode where the AI kept stalking them until they left a tip. :D

Fox Mulder's and Scully's Love Child wants to get transgendered, and Fox must do a off the books daring undercover investigation into the government who took his genitals and started a new urantia alien race out of them.

Skinner comes out of the closet and he confesses he's been dating and has been involved with the Hopi American Indian translator from the original series all along. and that they are getting married.

The Smoking man makes a cameo and tells everyone most of his issues came from smoking other things too and the daddy issues he never resolved and that led to his psycopathy

All together in the season finale, they find themselves at the FBI X-Files safe space in therapy talking about their feelings.

Some confess they are narcissists, others claim they were empaths all along.

stay tuned.



Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 03/29/2023 09:33 PM

Good. The original was excellent. They don’t need to make it woke.

Can we get some actual black people stories that aren't just retold white people stories with black characters?
This new X-Files will probably suck because it will be all about kkk, and racist boogeyman around every corner.

Just garbage.

Let me guess, black people now run the FBI and investigate racist conspiracies.

Only if DOnald Glover does it.

Some things should just be left alone…..

I’m sure Chris Carter and the new creative people behind this have Great Ideas but leave The X Files alone.

An all-black cast discussing the "theory" of white displacement. Should be hilarious.