some girls said i looked 'like a UFC fighter' last night

my intense workouts have been paying off for me.

i was at the bar last and and some girls came up and told me i looked 'like a UFC fighter' i played along and pretended i was and was in negotiations with dana white for a UFC contract. i ended up taking two of the very attractive young austrailian girls back to the hostel where i preceded to have sex with both of them. i made them do dirty dirty things to eachother including ass to mouth.

morale of the story

trendy badass looking affliction shirt + gangster toque + intense weight training, cardio and circuit training daily = balls in the mouth of any girls you want.

there's also a rich blonde cougar at work that wants my balls in her mouth but i think i might turn her down.