Gee.

It's not like anything else would get into the rainwater.

Must be chemtrailing.

Wouldn't be blown dust from mining or building sites.
Wouldn't be residues from roof tiles and gutters.
Wouldn't be pollution from chimneys.
Wouldn't be from people or dumps burning rubbish.
Wouldn't be ...

Nope, definitely chemtrails. This will obviously result in a court case.


And I better go and get the washing in.

Next, and just to be absolutely sure, I suggest you scrape all the stuff off the bottom of your shoes and have that tested. That is obviously stuff that you have stepped on after it fell from the sky, and is therefore chemtrail residue also.


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