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OK, now, uhhhh, I'm really impressed by, uhhhh, President Obama's uhhh, uhhh, speaking skills

 
Sinanju
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It's interesting

Only a few months ago the guy was this young dynamic senator who was a great orator

Now suddenly he's this old greying mess who can barely string a sentence together without stuttering.

I guess it's what happens when you become President. The men in suits sit you down and say "now this is how it REALLY is", and by the time you walk out the door you're wishing you'd never learnt the truth.

And it's all downhill (and FAST) from there
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>>He was a stuttering idiot on the campaign trail anytime he could not read words that had been written for him.
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Everybody is right.
Uhhhh.
He's a fantastic, uhhhh, public speaker.
Uhhhh.
He's mastered the art of uhhhh, of uhhhh, um, doublespeak and avoiding uhhh answering the questions uhhhh, presented by the audience.

Maybe I was, uhhhh, wrong about uhhhh, him.
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Who gives a fuck - he's better than Bush.
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Idle thoughts: What's the maximum number of times a turd can be polished before there's no more shine underneath the crust?

Does a turd ever shine? I have never seen shiny shit. Maybe I am missing something.
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I remember back in English, we would have to make speeches and every time you said UH or UHM you lost 1 mark.
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03/24/2009 10:12 PM
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Re: OK, now, uhhhh, I'm really impressed by, uhhhh, President Obama's uhhh, uhhh, speaking skills
Everybody is right.
Uhhhh.
He's a fantastic, uhhhh, public speaker.
Uhhhh.
He's mastered the art of uhhhh, of uhhhh, um, doublespeak and avoiding uhhh answering the questions uhhhh, presented by the audience.

Maybe I was, uhhhh, wrong about uhhhh, him.

Who gives a fuck - he's better than Bush.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 641877


>>That remains to be seen. So far, it ain't looking good for ole Barry.
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Everybody is right.
Uhhhh.
He's a fantastic, uhhhh, public speaker.
Uhhhh.
He's mastered the art of uhhhh, of uhhhh, um, doublespeak and avoiding uhhh answering the questions uhhhh, presented by the audience.

Maybe I was, uhhhh, wrong about uhhhh, him.

Who gives a fuck - he's better than Bush.


>>That remains to be seen. So far, it ain't looking good for ole Barry.
 Quoting: Sinanju 574511

Linguistically speaking - if he gets worse than Bush he'll have suffered major brain damage.
Sinanju
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03/24/2009 10:16 PM
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Re: OK, now, uhhhh, I'm really impressed by, uhhhh, President Obama's uhhh, uhhh, speaking skills
Everybody is right.
Uhhhh.
He's a fantastic, uhhhh, public speaker.
Uhhhh.
He's mastered the art of uhhhh, of uhhhh, um, doublespeak and avoiding uhhh answering the questions uhhhh, presented by the audience.

Maybe I was, uhhhh, wrong about uhhhh, him.

Who gives a fuck - he's better than Bush.


>>That remains to be seen. So far, it ain't looking good for ole Barry.

Linguistically speaking - if he gets worse than Bush he'll have suffered major brain damage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 641877


>>You You You You You need to ummm look... You uhhh You need to watch Barry's videos.
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Re: OK, now, uhhhh, I'm really impressed by, uhhhh, President Obama's uhhh, uhhh, speaking skills
Everybody is right.
Uhhhh.
He's a fantastic, uhhhh, public speaker.
Uhhhh.
He's mastered the art of uhhhh, of uhhhh, um, doublespeak and avoiding uhhh answering the questions uhhhh, presented by the audience.

Maybe I was, uhhhh, wrong about uhhhh, him.

Who gives a fuck - he's better than Bush.


>>That remains to be seen. So far, it ain't looking good for ole Barry.
 Quoting: Sinanju 574511


Agreed. Everything the guy has done is totally insane.
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03/24/2009 10:21 PM
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Re: OK, now, uhhhh, I'm really impressed by, uhhhh, President Obama's uhhh, uhhh, speaking skills
Everybody is right.
Uhhhh.
He's a fantastic, uhhhh, public speaker.
Uhhhh.
He's mastered the art of uhhhh, of uhhhh, um, doublespeak and avoiding uhhh answering the questions uhhhh, presented by the audience.

Maybe I was, uhhhh, wrong about uhhhh, him.

Who gives a fuck - he's better than Bush.


>>That remains to be seen. So far, it ain't looking good for ole Barry.


Agreed. Everything the guy has done is totally insane.
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>>Hope and change. You will hope his Obama Youth will miss the change in the couch cushions.
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That bad ey? I missed it...have to catch a re-run of it....

Barky doesn't do too well without his Thought prompter...I'm sure he'd rather have it than not, and probably uses it just about everywhere...;)

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Mythbusters polished turds on one of their shows!!! And they were pretty dang shiny!!
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Hmh. Gotta love Adam and Jamie.
I bet they crusted over pretty quick though.
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I heard the speech.

And it was the same tired collectivist drivel of how the Individual must Sacrifice for the Greater Good.
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03/24/2009 11:48 PM
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The speech...decent enough...purpose served.

The Q&A...far too short.

This thread...one big yawn.
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03/24/2009 11:52 PM
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The speech...decent enough...purpose served.

The Q&A...far too short.

This thread...one big yawn.
 Quoting: georgebushworstprezever 565924


>>Hold on... hold on now... look... You You You You...

Look..


I uhh I uhhh I uhhh I didn't think YOU YOU YOU would appreciate it.
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You F!#N wingnuts are funny especially when you channel Looney Laura Ingraham and The mighty Maharushi LOL!!
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03/25/2009 12:05 AM
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Molehill.

Enough said.
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didnt watch his face, just listened, knew he had no clue whats going on or how to fix it, just an idiot spokesperson, for the criminal banker takeover
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What exactly makes you assholes believe that just because Obama is "better" than Bush, it automatically means that he's a good President?

Seriously, pull your heads out of your asses. This fraud is just as bad. He's a fucking piece of fascist shit, just like Bush.
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For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
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And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
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What exactly makes you assholes believe that just because Obama is "better" than Bush, it automatically means that he's a good President?

Seriously, pull your heads out of your asses. This fraud is just as bad. He's a fucking piece of fascist shit, just like Bush.
 Quoting: Cynical.Mind


Ain't that the truth. The Obamatards had a field day with the dingbat puppet Bush, sneering that he was a joke and a retread for his wacko speeches and utterances. Fair enough.

But now that their Messiah is flailing even worse - and can't even speak without a teleprompter - which occasionally fucks up and has him read the speech of somebody else - addressed to Obama himself, before the braindead bozo figures out he's reading the wrong speech (witness the joint speech with the Irish leader), the Obamatards have no other defense than to say "Wullike, Bush was a idiot too!"

Buncha pinheaded sheep.





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