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Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?

 
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Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
I know its atheist and fake but why the act?
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02/09/2010 12:16 PM
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
I know its atheist and fake but why the act?
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what do you mean ???

never heard of the place
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02/09/2010 12:19 PM
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
The site owner is bitter to the point of obsession. He vents that through his website.
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
The site owner is bitter to the point of obsession. He vents that through his website.
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True..like a few posters here

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For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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The site is pure comedy gold, its too bad you christers cleary do not have a sense of humor.
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
The site owner is bitter to the point of obsession. He vents that through his website.
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Where did all those ppl on the website forum come from? PPL just register and go along with the act? So many ppl? I dont get it.
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The site is pure comedy gold, its too bad you christers cleary do not have a sense of humor.
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So you're okay with making light of the brutal crucifixion of God's Son?
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02/09/2010 12:25 PM
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
It's deadly serious!
They are honest god fearing Christians unlike you heathens who probably eat M&Ms in your naivety without realising the homosexual connotations purposefully put there by the satanic food industry.

Landover changed my life.
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Does anybody here think that the picture of the lady that was on Landover Baptist Church site, was actually Alex Jones in drag?
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The site owner is bitter to the point of obsession. He vents that through his website.



Where did all those ppl on the website forum come from? PPL just register and go along with the act? So many ppl? I dont get it.
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Yes it is bizarre. I guess the site owner fakes a lot of input himself, or he has a couple friends; and there are actually people in the world who believe it's a legitimate site and post to it.

Finally, some are not really reading the details but gloss over it and haven't yet picked up its true horror, so they
post based on their own casual view of it.

It's like when a church usher asked me one day how I was and I replied by saying that my mother died. She responded, "Oh that's great!". People generally don't read or listen much.
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
It's deadly serious!
They are honest god fearing Christians unlike you heathens who probably eat M&Ms in your naivety without realising the homosexual connotations purposefully put there by the satanic food industry.

Landover changed my life.
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Clearly these liberal stalinists cannot handle a site that spreads the word of jesus in such a powerful way.
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The site is pure comedy gold, its too bad you christers cleary do not have a sense of humor.
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bump
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The site is pure comedy gold, its too bad you christers cleary do not have a sense of humor.


So you're okay with making light of the brutal crucifixion of God's Son?
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Prove it, then we will take it seriously.


pope
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Does anybody here think that the picture of the lady that was on Landover Baptist Church site, was actually Alex Jones in drag?
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[link to b.imagehost.org]
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02/09/2010 12:36 PM
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This site is fascinating. I mean, I know it's supposed to be satire but... It's like mindreading or something. The secret personal thoughts of Christians without the pretense.
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02/09/2010 12:37 PM
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
How dare you say Landover Baptist isn't REAL Christians?

Why, look right here at this quote, you can tell it was bestowed upon these men straight from God.


[link to www.landoverbaptist.org]
If any of you here feel the Devil's tug and are struggling with sending aid to Haiti, know this: the only kind of "aid" we are called to send to Haiti is a shipment of King James Bibles - 1611 version! It is my hope that when those destitute people learn to read the Lord's English, they will finally do something important with their pathetic lives and get saved! Shout It! GLORY!

Let's leave sending "Aid to Haiti" to the liberal-elite - to showbiz folks like that Tim or John McClooney fellow and the MTV's. They get a piece of the spotlight out of others' misfortunes and at the same time will bring God's wrath upon themselves for trying to help people God tried to kill. And quite frankly, I don't think that would bother us a bit! A-men? Don't let Satan draw you into sorrow! Hold fast, and just say "no" to helping the hell-bound!
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
The site is pure comedy gold, its too bad you christers cleary do not have a sense of humor.


So you're okay with making light of the brutal crucifixion of God's Son?

Prove it, then we will take it seriously.


pope
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God saw you 2000 years ago:

"He saved others; himself he cannot save. If he be the King of Israel, let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him." - Matthew 27:42 KJB
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Just a reminder for you GLP whores who love to lie with the socalist devil, here is the way a proper christan lady should dress.

1. Please be careful showing to much skin, your tops should be at least three quarter length. Please be conscious of how long your dress is go no higher than one hand length below your knee.

2. Low cut tops are a no go. Breast are for feeding God's children, they are not something to show off to the world. Remember that a necklace can draw attention to your chest and I don't believe that is something our savoir would want.

3. Pants or Slacks eeeewww. These are made for men and should be worn by them only! I think I have said enough on this topic.

4. Make sure the color of your dress is not to loud. Some Devils may think this is an invitation. Be modest in color choice go with the season!

5. Undergarments these are not supposed to be seen! Just the other day at the market some young hussy had a bra strap showing, not to mention she had on the Devils panties, a thong is what I hear some ladies call them. I think it is very tacky when a woman bends over and a little strip of cloth sticks out of her man pants. I promptly went up to her and gave me her sweater and lectured her on what some men will do when women do not cover themselves. I prayed for her and her family that night.
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Does anybody here think that the picture of the lady that was on Landover Baptist Church site, was actually Alex Jones in drag?



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I think that's a partial of an old horror movie poster.
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
The site is pure comedy gold, its too bad you christers cleary do not have a sense of humor.
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You atheists have the strongest "religious" beliefs I've ever seen. chuckle

And you're not that bright, are you? I mean, just IMAGINE what happens when you turn out to be W R O N G! scheming
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Does anybody here think that the picture of the lady that was on Landover Baptist Church site, was actually Alex Jones in drag?



[link to b.imagehost.org]


I think that's a partial of an old horror movie poster.
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This pic was on the old Landover Baptist Church site. It was much bigger and sai 'JesusLand'
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Its a faction of Kobe HQ a Pro Bush evil zionist site.stay away
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
The site is pure comedy gold, its too bad you christers cleary do not have a sense of humor.


So you're okay with making light of the brutal crucifixion of God's Son?

Prove it, then we will take it seriously.


pope


God saw you 2000 years ago:

"He saved others; himself he cannot save. If he be the King of Israel, let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him." - Matthew 27:42 KJB

I don't give a fuck what your silly book said, if that is YOUR favorite book of bedtime stories, then I support 100% YOUR right to love it.

Just don't expect me to believe ANY of it, because to ME, it is a bunch of bullshit...k?

And also, laws should not be made due to ANY religious reason, EXCEPT ONE, and that is, the law for YOU to believe-or-not, freely, and that law should apply to everyone.

See, I didn't say anything mean to you, I just stated my opinion.

You don't have to be religious to be a good person.

I FULLY believe there is a "GOD" of some sorts, but he doesn't play favorites, IF there IS a "GOD", he is the GOD of ALL of US HUMANS.

:)
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Gosh, it's an interesting theory....based on absolutely, NOTHING. chuckle
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Its a faction of Kobe HQ a Pro Bush evil zionist site.stay away
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How did you come to this conclusion?
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Re: Whats the deal with the Landover Baptist Church site?
The site is pure comedy gold, its too bad you christers cleary do not have a sense of humor.


So you're okay with making light of the brutal crucifixion of God's Son?

Prove it, then we will take it seriously.


pope


God saw you 2000 years ago:

"He saved others; himself he cannot save. If he be the King of Israel, let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him." - Matthew 27:42 KJB

I don't give a fuck what your silly book said, if that is YOUR favorite book of bedtime stories, then I support 100% YOUR right to love it.

Just don't expect me to believe ANY of it, because to ME, it is a bunch of bullshit...k?

And also, laws should not be made due to ANY religious reason, EXCEPT ONE, and that is, the law for YOU to believe-or-not, freely, and that law should apply to everyone.

See, I didn't say anything mean to you, I just stated my opinion.

You don't have to be religious to be a good person.

I FULLY believe there is a "GOD" of some sorts, but he doesn't play favorites, IF there IS a "GOD", he is the GOD of ALL of US HUMANS.

:)


Gosh, it's an interesting theory....based on absolutely, NOTHING. chuckle
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Go ahead, explain that last statement.

I want to hear this, because it made no sense to me what you said.

I don't know if you were saying something against what I said, or agreeing with me, because that is how I feel about the "bible", an interesting theory, based on nothing.
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I don't give a fuck what your silly book said, if that is YOUR favorite book of bedtime stories, then I support 100% YOUR right to love it.

Just don't expect me to believe ANY of it, because to ME, it is a bunch of bullshit...k?

And also, laws should not be made due to ANY religious reason, EXCEPT ONE, and that is, the law for YOU to believe-or-not, freely, and that law should apply to everyone.

See, I didn't say anything mean to you, I just stated my opinion.

You don't have to be religious to be a good person.

I FULLY believe there is a "GOD" of some sorts, but he doesn't play favorites, IF there IS a "GOD", he is the GOD of ALL of US HUMANS.

:)
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Okay let's backtrack just a bit. You invited us to give input, remember:

Prove it, then we will take it seriously.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 853475


But I guess now that your second personality has kicked in, I guess all bets are off:

I don't give a fuck what your silly book said
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So much for open minded understanding compassion on the part of OP eh folks? No doubt at all that world peace would prevail with him in charge.
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I wonder if Landover Baptist Church has tax exempt status
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Yes it is bizarre. I guess the site owner fakes a lot of input himself, or he has a couple friends; and there are actually people in the world who believe it's a legitimate site and post to it.

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Kind of like this place, isn't it?
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I don't give a fuck what your silly book said, if that is YOUR favorite book of bedtime stories, then I support 100% YOUR right to love it.

Just don't expect me to believe ANY of it, because to ME, it is a bunch of bullshit...k?

And also, laws should not be made due to ANY religious reason, EXCEPT ONE, and that is, the law for YOU to believe-or-not, freely, and that law should apply to everyone.

See, I didn't say anything mean to you, I just stated my opinion.

You don't have to be religious to be a good person.

I FULLY believe there is a "GOD" of some sorts, but he doesn't play favorites, IF there IS a "GOD", he is the GOD of ALL of US HUMANS.

:)


Okay let's backtrack just a bit. You invited us to give input, remember:


Prove it, then we will take it seriously.


But I guess now that your second personality has kicked in, I guess all bets are off:


I don't give a fuck what your silly book said


So much for open minded understanding compassion on the part of OP eh folks? No doubt at all that world peace would prevail with him in charge.
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Nice try, but fail.

IF you COULD "PROVE IT", I would be fine with believing...but alas, you cannot.

No, I, PERSONALLY, DO NOT GIVE A FUCK what your book said, but like I ALSO said, if YOU want to believe it, that is FINE by me, just do not try to enforce ME to believe it, or make LAWS upon it's behalf.

The ONLY law pertaining to religion should be freedom of, and freedom from.

Now, show me where the fault is in that?
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It's deadly serious!
They are honest god fearing Christians unlike you heathens who probably eat M&Ms in your naivety without realising the homosexual connotations purposefully put there by the satanic food industry.

Landover changed my life.
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BLESSED

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I don't give a fuck what your silly book said, if that is YOUR favorite book of bedtime stories, then I support 100% YOUR right to love it.

Just don't expect me to believe ANY of it, because to ME, it is a bunch of bullshit...k?

And also, laws should not be made due to ANY religious reason, EXCEPT ONE, and that is, the law for YOU to believe-or-not, freely, and that law should apply to everyone.

See, I didn't say anything mean to you, I just stated my opinion.

You don't have to be religious to be a good person.

I FULLY believe there is a "GOD" of some sorts, but he doesn't play favorites, IF there IS a "GOD", he is the GOD of ALL of US HUMANS.

:)


Okay let's backtrack just a bit. You invited us to give input, remember:


Prove it, then we will take it seriously.


But I guess now that your second personality has kicked in, I guess all bets are off:


I don't give a fuck what your silly book said


So much for open minded understanding compassion on the part of OP eh folks? No doubt at all that world peace would prevail with him in charge.


Nice try, but fail.

IF you COULD "PROVE IT", I would be fine with believing...but alas, you cannot.

No, I, PERSONALLY, DO NOT GIVE A FUCK what your book said, but like I ALSO said, if YOU want to believe it, that is FINE by me, just do not try to enforce ME to believe it, or make LAWS upon it's behalf.

The ONLY law pertaining to religion should be freedom of, and freedom from.

Now, show me where the fault is in that?
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You're late for your anger management class.





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