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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1339695 United States 04/17/2011 05:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You need to do these things: Put tape on the bung hole - this will catch the worms. it should be like the clear kind, like "Scotch" tape. Do not use duct tape. You will probably have to put several strips of tape on there. Next, when you go out to eat - be sure to order some burnt toast and a rotten egg. When they ask you why - say - I got worms and that's good enough for them! (you can research more about this by studying Three Stooges videos.) And always remember, for the future, to not *purposefully* put any worms INTO your anus. Remember not to do this. And don't believe anyone who tells you it IS a good idea. Similarly, if you are the sort going for 'mud baths' - or anything mud related like driving an El Camino around in swamps and such - make sure you go to respectable places. If some one is running such an establishment in a land fill or out back at the septic tank emptying facility - yeah - you should pretty much avoid such places. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19681600 Australia 03/26/2013 06:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is this grosser than underwear stains? Quoting: popcornwhen the worm pops out at night to feed and lay eggs on the anus it gets mighty itchy the worms head will be smeared in fecal matter and if your pants are on then you get the Zorro skid mark...If you listne carefully you can hear them whistling sweet lullabys to their sweet hearts in a far away squinter...very moving and sad. |
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Turds User ID: 64153723 China 10/17/2014 01:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is this grosser than underwear stains? Quoting: popcornwhen the worm pops out at night to feed and lay eggs on the anus it gets mighty itchy the worms head will be smeared in fecal matter and if your pants are on then you get the Zorro skid mark...If you listne carefully you can hear them whistling sweet lullabys to their sweet hearts in a far away squinter...very moving and sad. |
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Thowni User ID: 63430170 Finland 10/17/2014 07:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is this grosser than underwear stains? Quoting: popcornwhen the worm pops out at night to feed and lay eggs on the anus it gets mighty itchy the worms head will be smeared in fecal matter and if your pants are on then you get the Zorro skid mark...If you listne carefully you can hear them whistling sweet lullabys to their sweet hearts in a far away squinter...very moving and sad. Here's wormy! "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein "Your brain is the hardware, your mind is the software, and the hand that clicks on the software is consciousness." -Me |
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Humanity Blows User ID: 70187925 United States 03/23/2016 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Same reason I did, morbid curiosity. Remember the U.S.S. Liberty, NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET! “I spent thirty-three years and four months in active military service as a member of this country's most agile military force, the Marine Corps. I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major-General. And during that period, I spent most of my time being a high class muscle-man for Big Business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism.” Smedley D. Butler |