I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse

And youre what 21?
keep doing it until youre my age, 82, and then well see how healthy you are wipper snapper!

Just turned 50, never excercise and feel like I did at 20.

I'm thankful.

You're not I assure you inside you're fucked you just don't feel it.

You're 82??

You have my respect, sir!

So was I until the heart attack at 42 - lol - your bodies gonna bite you back on day.

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This here.

Shouldn't I feel it by 50?

I'm fine.

And there are all these stories of centenarians who smoke and drink....

Some never feel it they are the ones who just drop dead if you feel it young its a warning you get to change it.

this is what my dad kept saying until he had a stroke and died at 69. I told him many times you need to stop smoking,
he said im as fit as a fiddle.this was even a few weeks befor he had the stroke.

They have one glass of snort a day and a cigar......

That's true, isn't it?

And yet I've heard of recent medical studies that say HEAVY drinkers have longer life expectancies. Not just a glass of wine a day, but heavy drinking. Look it up.

I'm drunk now...

Octogenarians should be regarded as oracles.
What do you have to tell us about the state of the world?
Or anything you want to say....

my brother died at 47 from being a heavy drinker,he ended up with diabetas and then had a heart attack, supose it depends on what you call heavy,a couple of wines a day dont hurt but says you have a long life if you drink heavy is bull.

Judging by your age and what you are saying...

If you DONT smell like shit, then you are fucked inside. If you do smell like shit...well then that is a good sign that your immune system is working in full force for you.

Either way, you've got problems haha.

Come back and post at 60.

After the, "procedures," i.e., surgeries, you've gone through.

Heavy drinking eventually causes liver disease. no argument.

Add "unprotected anal sex with streetwalking hookers" to your list, and you'll live to be 120!!!

That's encouraging.

I have no discernible odor other than alcohol breath.
Don't even need deodorant.

But you know what?

I do not eat red meat or pork.

Haven't touched the stuff since I was 12.

don't start backtracking now, OP. You already said your diet was horrible.

My diet is pretty bad but I don't eat much and I never touch red meat.

And I'm not stupid enough to consume aspartame.

Who knows? I may live to be 120.

God watches over idiots.

Well if you're already 50 all I can say is congrats. You've already lived long enough so no point in changing your lifestyle now. Doesn't really matter if your heart pops out at 55 or 65.

The same medical authorities that tells us that mercury amalgam fillings and mercury-laden vaccines aren't harmful?

The same "authorities" who tell us that eggs are worse for you than smoking?

And organic food is no better than non-organic?

Yeah buddy the first symptom is death in many cases

My heart isn't going to pop out.

My liver may fail MAYBE but not my heart.

Moderate drinkers live longest (glass of brandy a day), then heavy drinkers.
Teetotalers drop dead early.

I'1 21. And had a heart attack doing blow while drunk.

One day its all going to come back.

The worst damage you can do to your body is miss sleep and go through a bad break up.

A heart attack at 21??
Going crazy, snorting coke, and missing sleep sounds very unhealthy.
Sorry for your heart attack.
I suggest you stop eating red meat.