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Anonymous Coward User ID: 365294 Australia 02/02/2008 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | fërú is onto it. Toutatis! Dates of close approaches of Toutatis. November 9th 2008 at 0.05025 AU (= 7.5 million kilometers = 19.6 lunar distances) December 12th 2012 at 0.04633 AU (= 6.9 million kilometers = 18 lunar distances) [link to cfa-www.harvard.edu] Toutatis has a lot of ground to make-up to hit us in the ocean on either of those two dates. And yes, it's orbital period is four years, and it has a low orbital inclination to the Earth, and yes it tumbles in space. Toutatis [link to www.solarviews.com] with some neat images of the asteroid. |
Normal Is Subjective User ID: 366844 Canada 02/02/2008 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wonder if OP has been cribbing some Mother Shipton: " A fiery dragon will cross the sky Six times before this earth shall die Mankind will tremble and frightened be For the sixth heralds in this prophecy." [link to www3.telus.net] I thought I'd beat the inevitibility of death to death just a little bit. |
Alex User ID: 366906 Canada 02/02/2008 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Interesting story, there is one big hole in the idea of a deliberate obesity policy... if our overlords are capable of influencing social programs and they wanted a fat population to feed off, wouldn't they ensure that everyone in the third world got enough to eat? There is enough food out there to feed the whole world, it just doesn't always get distributed. Its only the first world that's obese, and there aren't nearly as many people here as there are in the third world. Hungry off-worlders with the ability to influence policy here on earth would ensure that Sub-Saharan Africans, with their high birth-rates were as overfed as North Americans are. Alex |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 322321 Mexico 02/02/2008 11:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Intrepid 116352 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 355377A flood as big as the biblical one? There is a large body of evidence suggesting the "biblical flood" was a localized, regional event....NOT a worldwide one. Ummm......you REALLY believe that the Ice cap would slide into the ocean, and within 24-48 hours, the world would FLOOD? HAHAHAHA You are an idiot. Well, yes, actually I do believe that, but I know we'll be taken care of. You'll know without a doubt what you're made of. Some ppl still don't get it but the Flood was a Real Tsunamis caused by many earthquakes !! |
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Not anonymous to myself User ID: 366984 United States 02/03/2008 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When the earth stops spinning, how do they plan on keeping the atmosphere (which spins along with the planet ya' know) and all the non-bedrock items like houses, trees, cars, cats and so on from scouring the entire surface down to a shiny metal ball? When a car hits a wall, there is a reson the driver goes through the windshield. Anything not directly attached by a seatbelt is going to keep moving forward at the rate of speed prior to the sudden stop. I mean 1600 mph winds, houses, trees, cars, cats and milkshakes along with all the water in all the oceans.... would be rather shredding and non-life affirming don't'cha think? And since only one side of the planet will be facing the sun and the other cold, dark space, and there would be no magnetic field to ward off the solar radiation so pretty much any plant life that is left is going to die and be cooked or frozen anyway and never grow back because of all the salt in the soil from the invading 1600 mph ocean. At that point if there were any humans left underground???? it would most likely be the "undesirable" politicians and military men. And not 100 million, more like 100 thousand at the very most. No pretty starlets for the space alien stiffies. So the space aliens want a barren rock with rotting cooked flesh/plant/seawater mud all over it. Hey, I hear Venus is available. The author is a dumbass. Tell him to go to school and then he can come home and teach alien dad the kind of physics even a 1st grader understands. Alien take over? From the dumbasses who haven't thought this through. Tell me... they wouldn't be Republicans would they? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 365421 Spain 02/03/2008 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Interesting story, there is one big hole in the idea of a deliberate obesity policy... if our overlords are capable of influencing social programs and they wanted a fat population to feed off, wouldn't they ensure that everyone in the third world got enough to eat? There is enough food out there to feed the whole world, it just doesn't always get distributed. Its only the first world that's obese, and there aren't nearly as many people here as there are in the third world. Hungry off-worlders with the ability to influence policy here on earth would ensure that Sub-Saharan Africans, with their high birth-rates were as overfed as North Americans are. Alex [/quote} I am so fucking thin! |
Intrepid (OP) User ID: 116352 United States 02/03/2008 08:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m the OP of the “Purported Message/Warning from a Young Alien.” I want to extend an apology, and explain why I believe the whole thing was a b.s. set up. I don’t know specifically who sent the material to me, but I’m just about sure it’s one of three individuals who I am acquainted with. I won’t say friends. Some of the comments which correctly critiqued the Had missive increased my doubt (from 50-50 to 25-75 against), but here’s why I’m sure now that it was some kind of insidious practical joke. I went to Wikipedia and looked up abra cadabra. (I somehow hadn’t thought of this connection until several posters joked about it.) There’s a lot of stuff there about the phrase’s origin, but then they have this: “The occult movement of Thelema spells the word "Abrahadabra", and considers it the magical formula of the current Aeon. The movement's founder, Aleister Crowley, explains in his essay Gematria that he discovered the word (and his spelling) by kabbalistic methods.” The middle of abraHADabra is the name given to the kid, which is bracketed by abra-abra. As a bonus to whichever of the three it is –he can say to me, “You’ve been Had!!” All three of the “suspects” are into Crowley, and all know the Sitchin material and doom sci-fi well enough to perpetrate this. And they’re all up to the level of writing required, which is how I know them, because I was in a writing club with them. So, please accept that I am sincerely sorry. |
th€bbo User ID: 300774 Finland 02/03/2008 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m the OP of the “Purported Message/Warning from a Young Alien.” I want to extend an apology, and explain why I believe the whole thing was a b.s. set up. Quoting: Intrepid 116352I don’t know specifically who sent the material to me, but I’m just about sure it’s one of three individuals who I am acquainted with. I won’t say friends. Some of the comments which correctly critiqued the Had missive increased my doubt (from 50-50 to 25-75 against), but here’s why I’m sure now that it was some kind of insidious practical joke. I went to Wikipedia and looked up abra cadabra. (I somehow hadn’t thought of this connection until several posters joked about it.) There’s a lot of stuff there about the phrase’s origin, but then they have this: “The occult movement of Thelema spells the word "Abrahadabra", and considers it the magical formula of the current Aeon. The movement's founder, Aleister Crowley, explains in his essay Gematria that he discovered the word (and his spelling) by kabbalistic methods.” The middle of abraHADabra is the name given to the kid, which is bracketed by abra-abra. As a bonus to whichever of the three it is –he can say to me, “You’ve been Had!!” All three of the “suspects” are into Crowley, and all know the Sitchin material and doom sci-fi well enough to perpetrate this. And they’re all up to the level of writing required, which is how I know them, because I was in a writing club with them. So, please accept that I am sincerely sorry. Hey OP! Could you please post the rest of the message so we can see what we're missing here. All the stuff about Sumerian gods. I was interested in this, altho I think it's some kind of fear-based psyops. Peace, love, unity & respect We the people of the Planet Earth, in order to form a more perfect union, establish love, insure global harmony, provide for the divine knowledge, promote the I AM connectivity, and secure the blessings of manifestations to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Planet Earth. - The Definition of Our Future: Responsible freedom of self determination, becoming truly self-confident and free, to unconditionally be responsible for oneself, without being coerced to accept some higher authority. -- Denn der Mensch ist der Acker und sein Herz sein Baum, sein Werk seine Frucht. -- Paracelsus |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 367222 Spain 02/03/2008 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 367222 All off you may be just beef after all. |
Intrepid (OP) User ID: 116352 United States 02/04/2008 02:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For anyone requesting that I post the missing paragraphs, what's the point? I've concluded that it was a hoax, and am just awaiting the "gotcha" call or e-mail from the source. It wasn't that interesting anyway. It was a few paragraphs about how he was in trouble at human school, his parents' divorce, and some stuff about how Marduk was great but went nuts, and how Enlil was a big meanie and in charge of Abra now. And that Enki was put under house arrest , then died. If I thought there was any chance it was truth I would post it. The person who sent it, one of the three "Crowleyites" I referred to, know that I consider the Enlil/Enki rivalry in ancient times to be the source of much of our history, and related to some modern happenings, like secret societies. That is why he, or they, baited it with that whole subject. Anyway, it's very clear to me now. Sorry again. |
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blackcat66 User ID: 348276 United States 02/04/2008 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ummm...one simple question. Quoting: Not anonymous to myself 366984When the earth stops spinning, how do they plan on keeping the atmosphere (which spins along with the planet ya' know) and all the non-bedrock items like houses, trees, cars, cats and so on from scouring the entire surface down to a shiny metal ball? When a car hits a wall, there is a reson the driver goes through the windshield. Anything not directly attached by a seatbelt is going to keep moving forward at the rate of speed prior to the sudden stop. I mean 1600 mph winds, houses, trees, cars, cats and milkshakes along with all the water in all the oceans.... would be rather shredding and non-life affirming don't'cha think? And since only one side of the planet will be facing the sun and the other cold, dark space, and there would be no magnetic field to ward off the solar radiation so pretty much any plant life that is left is going to die and be cooked or frozen anyway and never grow back because of all the salt in the soil from the invading 1600 mph ocean. At that point if there were any humans left underground???? it would most likely be the "undesirable" politicians and military men. And not 100 million, more like 100 thousand at the very most. No pretty starlets for the space alien stiffies. So the space aliens want a barren rock with rotting cooked flesh/plant/seawater mud all over it. Hey, I hear Venus is available. The author is a dumbass. Tell him to go to school and then he can come home and teach alien dad the kind of physics even a 1st grader understands. Alien take over? From the dumbasses who haven't thought this through. Tell me... they wouldn't be Republicans would they? What an excellent post. Thank you!. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 238647 United States 02/08/2008 01:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why does an Alien need a computer? Quoting: anonymous coward 351386Because they are highly advanced with super technology and incredible intellects. I am talking like SUPER advanced. Some one tell me where Niburu is. What constellation? is it farther than Alpha Centari? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 274922 United States 02/08/2008 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmm ... are *WE* the race wrongly and hastily created? Interesting story - not totally unbelievable, but I'm not sold. I know I am not on the list for survival - and I'm not big enough to be sold as "food" to the other races. I hope there's not a lot of suffering. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 368233 United States 02/08/2008 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For anyone requesting that I post the missing paragraphs, what's the point? I've concluded that it was a hoax, and am just awaiting the "gotcha" call or e-mail from the source. It wasn't that interesting anyway. It was a few paragraphs about how he was in trouble at human school, his parents' divorce, and some stuff about how Marduk was great but went nuts, and how Enlil was a big meanie and in charge of Abra now. And that Enki was put under house arrest , then died. If I thought there was any chance it was truth I would post it. The person who sent it, one of the three "Crowleyites" I referred to, know that I consider the Enlil/Enki rivalry in ancient times to be the source of much of our history, and related to some modern happenings, like secret societies. That is why he, or they, baited it with that whole subject. Anyway, it's very clear to me now. Sorry again. Quoting: IntrepidAre you sure you didn't copy and paste this, Intrepid? Or is it MichaelB? This is the exact same wording from another site, Unexplained Mysteries. That original poster posted the same information on another site. Do you know which one? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 368233 United States 02/08/2008 03:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why does an Alien need a computer? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 238647Because they are highly advanced with super technology and incredible intellects. I am talking like SUPER advanced. Some one tell me where Niburu is. What constellation? is it farther than Alpha Centari? Orion |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 238647 United States 02/08/2008 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why does an Alien need a computer? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 368233Because they are highly advanced with super technology and incredible intellects. I am talking like SUPER advanced. Some one tell me where Niburu is. What constellation? is it farther than Alpha Centari? Orion Damn, thats far. so far that a alien would have to have such a complete and totally advanced technology, it would be astronomical in calculations. Basically, aliens wouldnt have to send you an email to get their point across. LOL! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 296160 United States 02/08/2008 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow, for being an alien kid from another planet, they are sure well versed in the English language. This is more New Age BS. No matter how genius or smart a 12 year old is, they most likely do not have the vocabulary and knowledge of grammer to have written that story. This fake story sounded like it was written by someone a lot older. Just the way certain phrases are used, I can tell this story was not written by a 12 year old. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 350216 Netherlands 02/11/2008 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For anyone requesting that I post the missing paragraphs, what's the point? I've concluded that it was a hoax, and am just awaiting the "gotcha" call or e-mail from the source. It wasn't that interesting anyway. It was a few paragraphs about how he was in trouble at human school, his parents' divorce, and some stuff about how Marduk was great but went nuts, and how Enlil was a big meanie and in charge of Abra now. And that Enki was put under house arrest , then died. If I thought there was any chance it was truth I would post it. The person who sent it, one of the three "Crowleyites" I referred to, know that I consider the Enlil/Enki rivalry in ancient times to be the source of much of our history, and related to some modern happenings, like secret societies. That is why he, or they, baited it with that whole subject. Anyway, it's very clear to me now. Sorry again. Quoting: IntrepidLol, don't be sorry. First, it was a good read. Second, you wouldn't be the first on this board with a BS-doom message. Whoever wrote this did a very nice job! Almost as good as a read as that 'they opened a timecapsule..' thread. almost... lol. So... Thank you for posting! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 348142 United States 02/11/2008 04:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Awesome screenplay hope you can get this sold in Hollyweird and make some big bucks you little alien you. But this story is only something a human could come up with since superior alien races never got to the levels they are at by being evil and negative. Those races usually destroy themselves from within before they get too far technically. Nice true though human. |