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When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...

 
Dr. Monroe
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I don't know if smoking it can kill you (cough to death?), but eating too much of a brownie or cookie with mary jane can sure make you feel like your going to die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 902574


A homeless person's diet is terrible. Eating their poop (which is what a marijuana laced brownie is) is equivalent to eating 2.5 luther burgers. I can't even finish one luther burger, so I can see where how that would play out.
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05/10/2010 08:55 PM
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This just in, Dr. Monroe is not a real doctor but rather a shill. Probably OP on a proxy.
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05/10/2010 08:56 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
i want to see the toxicology report your full of shit other wise
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Ditto here!!!
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05/10/2010 08:56 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
maybe it wasnt the plant.. and maybe it wasnt from smoking weed..

people just up and die all the time.. maybe it was your friends time to go.. but blaming it on marijuana is just dumb and stupid.. only way that could happen is if you got some bad pot from mexico.. sometimes that mexican weed is laced with lead and all kinds of nasty shit..

your friend shouldnt have been smoking pot if they couldnt handle it.. nuff said..

marijuana 1 your friend 0

drive thru plz
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05/10/2010 08:57 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
3 pages in 20 minutes... haha, GLP is full potheads... Wicked.

I'm in shock over the amount of drug addicts in this thread who will say ANYTHING to justify their use of this DEATH PLANT!

I will provide my friend's obituary, once I find it, and you dumbasses will need to apologize for being so arrogant.
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Type a fake one up faster chuckle
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05/10/2010 08:57 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
3 pages in 20 minutes... haha, GLP is full potheads... Wicked.

I'm in shock over the amount of drug addicts in this thread who will say ANYTHING to justify their use of this DEATH PLANT!

I will provide my friend's obituary, once I find it, and you dumbasses will need to apologize for being so arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924922


I seriously doubt that... How many ciggysmokers would defend sweet nicotine?
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05/10/2010 08:58 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
A homeless person's diet is terrible. Eating their poop (which is what a marijuana laced brownie is) is equivalent to eating 2.5 luther burgers. I can't even finish one luther burger, so I can see where how that would play out.
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499



laugh

OK, I'll go for one more bonghit
then off to bed.

Priceless shit :D



Peace to you, GLP stoner
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05/10/2010 08:58 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
3 pages in 20 minutes... haha, GLP is full potheads... Wicked.

I'm in shock over the amount of drug addicts in this thread who will say ANYTHING to justify their use of this DEATH PLANT!

I will provide my friend's obituary, once I find it, and you dumbasses will need to apologize for being so arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924922


Hey buddy. No need to get crazy and lash out. Every person's reason can vary. I am sorry about your amigo, but chill out. I know I am!
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05/10/2010 08:59 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
Your friend must have been doing something else, real bad, because i never heard of anyone dying from mj.

Not that its right to do, (says she), but somebody lied to you.

Sorry.
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05/10/2010 09:00 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
I don't know if smoking it can kill you (cough to death?), but eating too much of a brownie or cookie with mary jane can sure make you feel like your going to die.


A homeless person's diet is terrible. Eating their poop (which is what a marijuana laced brownie is) is equivalent to eating 2.5 luther burgers. I can't even finish one luther burger, so I can see where how that would play out.
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499


Uhhh...that is hecka gross my friend. Good luck with that. Lol
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05/10/2010 09:01 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
your crusade failed.. so uhm.. just stick to giving up smoking pot..

more for us.. flower
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05/10/2010 09:01 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
No plant is "evil". Only your perception is "evil".


This is why I am the doctor and you are the pot head.
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499


More people die of the side-effects from pharmaceutical drugs than any other cause. Check the CDC if you don't believe me. I wouldn't brag of being a doctor. You KILL more people than any other profession. Shame on you!!!
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05/10/2010 09:01 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
Why does this thread topic always get like 10 pages of responses?

lol
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05/10/2010 09:02 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
3 pages in 20 minutes... haha, GLP is full potheads... Wicked.

I'm in shock over the amount of drug addicts in this thread who will say ANYTHING to justify their use of this DEATH PLANT!

I will provide my friend's obituary, once I find it, and you dumbasses will need to apologize for being so arrogant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924922


Man, you Gedrmans must be crap at botany, I've just worked it out, you and your friends were smoking triffids!

iamwith
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05/10/2010 09:02 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
Your friend must have been doing something else, real bad, because i never heard of anyone dying from mj.

Not that its right to do, (says she), but somebody lied to you.

Sorry.
 Quoting: natasha77



No see he posts this same thread time to time all over the place it's his uncle, his cousin, his bother .... he makes these stories up all the time.
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05/10/2010 09:03 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
You would never die of a pot high, unless you were on something else to start with. Pot high, you have some munchies and then go to bed. Or pass out where you are. Whatever. You do not die from pot alone. There has to be something else in the equation. KWIM?
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05/10/2010 09:03 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
I know I should'nt feed the troll but I can't help it. stoner you are an idiot of the highest order. Now back to smoking that devil plant I love so much.
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05/10/2010 09:05 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
lol

Why do you find this funny? Are you sick?

Drugs kill...please don't smoke this stuff, it will kill you eventually.
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you are brain washed.
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05/10/2010 09:05 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
Salvia can kill you, DMT can kill you, LSD can kill you, and yes, even stupidity can kill you... Everyone dies eventually. What is your point OP?
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05/10/2010 09:06 PM
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This just in, Dr. Monroe is not a real doctor but rather a shill. Probably OP on a proxy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 90749


Thankyou for exposing your true intentions. Now everybody knows who you are and what your intentions are.

See, many people will confuse a chronic marijuana smoker for being an alien creature, due to the stunning deformities marijuana brings out of expressive biological dna (as an example of what it does,the elephant man was a chronic smoker for only 2 years, and was originally an underwear model when he started).

I can only assume you are one of the chronic weed smokers wondering around the woods of rural USA, robbing dealers to steal your fix before run back into the darkness, resembling something like this:

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
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05/10/2010 09:06 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
This one time, I smoked pot and it made me immortal.


I bet you could sit on a champagne bottle and not even wince. You marijuana smokers are all the same. You're lucky it didn't kill you. It also causes jaw rot (your jaw falls off). I have seen it dozens of times.


No you haven't. If you have, then the marijuana was laced with METH, because it is METH, that will cause your jaw to rot and other horrific things. I know people who have smoked MJ for 40+ years and are healthy as a horse. 40 fuckin years!!!!!!!


If they are still around after 40 years they are not human. They must be husk of some kind. Kindly submit their names and they will be paid to be studied.
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499


I will not give you any names. Many of us 60+ years old have smoked pot for decades and no ill effects. You just want your thread to be bumped, that's all. It's time we ignore this pathetic troll.
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05/10/2010 09:07 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
This one time, I smoked pot and it made me immortal.


I bet you could sit on a champagne bottle and not even wince. You marijuana smokers are all the same. You're lucky it didn't kill you. It also causes jaw rot (your jaw falls off). I have seen it dozens of times.


No you haven't. If you have, then the marijuana was laced with METH, because it is METH, that will cause your jaw to rot and other horrific things. I know people who have smoked MJ for 40+ years and are healthy as a horse. 40 fuckin years!!!!!!!


If they are still around after 40 years they are not human. They must be husk of some kind. Kindly submit their names and they will be paid to be studied.
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499



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05/10/2010 09:09 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
Anyone who CAN die from a marijuana overdose SHOULD die from a marijuana overdose. This includes small children and pious, conservative Christians. It's really for the good of mankind.

When my father sat down to begin composing the recent Bill to criminalize marijuana, he found tons of evidence to support that this plant kills.

Now that I've had several friends die from it, I know it's true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924922


Who the fuck are you??? Get out of here with this bullshit.

It was hard enough to buy your bullshit story about your one friend dying from MJ but now you are claiming to know several friends who have died from it?!?

You're a fucking looney tune...

Why don't you post their obituaries with the cause of death and we will all apologize, shut the fuck up, and then piss ourselves because it has long been assumed that weed is not lethal...
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
This one time, I smoked pot and it made me immortal.


I bet you could sit on a champagne bottle and not even wince. You marijuana smokers are all the same. You're lucky it didn't kill you. It also causes jaw rot (your jaw falls off). I have seen it dozens of times.


No you haven't. If you have, then the marijuana was laced with METH, because it is METH, that will cause your jaw to rot and other horrific things. I know people who have smoked MJ for 40+ years and are healthy as a horse. 40 fuckin years!!!!!!!


If they are still around after 40 years they are not human. They must be husk of some kind. Kindly submit their names and they will be paid to be studied.


I will not give you any names. Many of us 60+ years old have smoked pot for decades and no ill effects. You just want your thread to be bumped, that's all. It's time we ignore this pathetic troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961301


This is not my thread and I am not the original poster. I am simply a highly credited doctor, with much experience and security clearance.
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
This just in, Dr. Monroe is not a real doctor but rather a shill. Probably OP on a proxy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 90749


Yeah, I'd really like to see his/her credentials.
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 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499



Hehhehhehhehhehh, absolutely amazing, isn't it, dear Doctor.
And a bit frightening.

Good night to you hi


*still laffin'*
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05/10/2010 09:11 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
sorry it took me so long to come back..but I looked and looked and cannot find the obit for my friend.

I know I have it around somewhere, and will scan it and post it.

He died of "accute marijuna poisoning" (or somethig like that).

The dr. in the er said he sees it ALL THE TIME.
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05/10/2010 09:12 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
Thanks for the laughs... Now it's time get serious, and start smoking some serious amounts of herb... Off to see the wizard... peace
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05/10/2010 09:13 PM
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Re: When my friend DIED of a Marijuana Overdose last year, I swore I would never smoke it again...
Animal tests have revealed that extremely high doses of cannabinoids are needed to have lethal effect. This has led scientists to conclude that the ratio of the amount of cannabinoids necessary to get a person intoxicated (i.e., stoned) relative to the amount necessary to kill them is 1 to 40,000. In other words, to overdose, you would have to consume 40,000 times as much marijuana as you needed to get stoned. In contrast, the ratio for alcohol varies between 1 to 4 and 1 to 10. It is easy to see how upwards of 5000 people die from alcohol overdoses every year and no one EVER dies of marijuana overdoses.


You are really trying it tonight aren't you. Again. Just put a lit bud in your mouth, smoke it, and the seal a plastic bag over your head with duct tape. The marijuana WILL kill you.
 Quoting: Dr. Monroe 958499


Bullshit, the lack of oxygen will kill you, moron. If you are really a Doctor, which I highly doubt, someone needs to take away your license!
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05/10/2010 09:13 PM
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There is no existing evidence of anyone dying of a marijuana overdose.


Explain that to my dead friend you tranny bitch.
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Well hell, if anybody should have inhaled at the party, this is the guy...roflmao
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