* I want what's in your psyche * I want it bad *

Snarf having snorked *spits in hand & extends for hand shake*

CORRECTION: STARS AND METEORS ARE CREATED BY GOD AS MISSILES TO THROW AT DEVILS HERE ON EARTH!

Damn. El Jefe is home. My time online is running short. He'll probably want a massage and breakfast in a couple hours.

The problem with everything right now is that masonic women and men molest too many children to make the world a healthy place.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Sadly, all that comes to mind at the moment is ...

Thank God it's Friday.

"The Rock Man said, "Say, babe, there ain't nothing pointless about this gig. The thing is you see what you want to see and you hear what you want to hear. You dig? Did you ever see Paris?"
"No."
"Did you ever see New Deli?"
"No."
"Well, that's it. You see what you want to see and you hear what you want to hear." And with that the Rock Man fell soundly asleep...
-from Harry Nilsson's The Point!

I'm sick of the constant bullshit .

Someday, I will live life right, but in the mean time I am going to edit everything I can...

... (Gratuitous edit)



*sigh*

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Once upon a time...

I think, therefore I am, at least I think I must be, I think

If guns don't kill people,

Does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?

Lemon Pudding is Yucky.

Believe it

Why did God put the butthole so close to the funhole?

Why do people still insist that voting someone in or out is going to make a difference?

People think so highly of you AFTER you are dead.

Show me your moves!

Never give up. This is one of my fav threads.

Ha!

Monkeys like to play volleyball.

Fuck the Cows.

I am about to rock around the christmas tree with only a bow on my butt.....I can't wait for dec 1 when my dream will come true......there I said it....I feel better....I rule!!!!

If you keep a goldfish in the dark, it will eventually turn white

It's quittin' time!

If we found cow like creatures on Mars, would we eat them??

My next door neighbor's mother wore army boots.

She would march about the clothes lines as she hung the damp garments out to dry.

Then one day she painted the house blue and moved to Mexico.

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Was anyone else disappointed when the Chilean miners were rescued? ;(

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Obama is Irish. O'Bama. See?