I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret. | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1159714 Australia 11/10/2010 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1159661 United States 11/10/2010 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your story is the stuff of movies. Reality is different. After a while, I don't think you could stand looking at the child and not being able to tell him or her that you are the father. In the end the truth will come out and you will have to pay the price. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 992769 United States 11/10/2010 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sister-in-law is in the process of going through a nasty divorse from her very abusive husband. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1157514He beat her up during labor day weekend '09, so my wife let her stay in our extra bedroom for a few days while things cooled down. While my wife was at work, her sister cryed on my shoulders and one thing let to another. Yea, yea, I know that I'm an ass for letting my dick slip, but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. I should have tossed her off me right then and there, but was unable to. Moments later I ejaculated hard. It was the only time we ever had sex. This past July, my sister-in-law told me that she believed that the child was mine and wanted me to pay her a few hundred a month to help her make ends meet. I demanded a dna test and paid for it. The results prove that the child is mine. No one exept her and I know that we had sex and that the child is mine. Not wanting her to tell my wife, I started paying her the money she was asking for. She is using that money to pay for formula and dipers, so I'm not really upset about the situation per say. Her soon to be x-husband believes that the child is his and is facing a judge slapping him with a support order. My sister-in-law says that we can keep it a secret and screw him for the next 18 years. They are losing their home to foreclosure and my wife already told her that she can come live with us in our large estate. If I do nothing, knowing what I know, and let the legal system take child support from my sister-in-law's husband, does anyone know if I could get into legal trouble if it ever came out? |
Army Strong User ID: 1130014 United States 11/10/2010 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe when your wife finds out and kicks your ass to the curb, you can move in with your sister in law! See, there is a silver lining... In the immortal words of Maury; OP, you are the Daddy... "The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional as to how they perceive the Veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated by their country." Gen. George Washington |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1133337 United States 11/10/2010 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your story is the stuff of movies. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1159661Reality is different. After a while, I don't think you could stand looking at the child and not being able to tell him or her that you are the father. In the end the truth will come out and you will have to pay the price. That |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1048236 United States 11/10/2010 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This will never stay hidden, never, you might hope it does, do not bet on it. If you tapped it once, you'll do it again once she moves in with you and your wife. Your wife will put 2 and 2 together, give it time. Here's what you do, claim when you were asleep, you by all intentions thought it was your wife. Telling you in a very soft voice, to keep your eyes closed. Once the eruption happened, you opened your eyes and fainted. If this is for real, you're screwed. What if her husband request a DNA, you say estate, your ex-wife will be saying "MYSTATE". |
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BUMP FAIRY User ID: 1142300 United Kingdom 11/10/2010 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Picture of the Sis-In-Law or it Didn't Happen Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!! Join the Church Of E.D.C. Thanks Janey [link to i25.photobucket.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 543966 United States 11/10/2010 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If her ex gets the court to order a paternity test, which is almost mandatory in support cases now, the cat would be out of the bag. However, since he is abusive, I say screw him. By the way, your wife gets a free cheat on your sorry ass. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1045299She gets an All expense paid divorce, more like. |
Taz User ID: 849986 United States 11/10/2010 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your story is the stuff of movies. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133337Reality is different. After a while, I don't think you could stand looking at the child and not being able to tell him or her that you are the father. In the end the truth will come out and you will have to pay the price. That i have never discussed my situation on here and never will. lets just say that I HOPE this is true. and I want to believe that it is. In the end, the kid figures out who daddy is... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1154777 United States 11/10/2010 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sister-in-law is in the process of going through a nasty divorse from her very abusive husband. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1157514He beat her up during labor day weekend '09, so my wife let her stay in our extra bedroom for a few days while things cooled down. While my wife was at work, her sister cryed on my shoulders and one thing let to another. Yea, yea, I know that I'm an ass for letting my dick slip, but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. I should have tossed her off me right then and there, but was unable to. Moments later I ejaculated hard. It was the only time we ever had sex. This past July, my sister-in-law told me that she believed that the child was mine and wanted me to pay her a few hundred a month to help her make ends meet. I demanded a dna test and paid for it. The results prove that the child is mine. No one exept her and I know that we had sex and that the child is mine. Not wanting her to tell my wife, I started paying her the money she was asking for. She is using that money to pay for formula and dipers, so I'm not really upset about the situation per say. Her soon to be x-husband believes that the child is his and is facing a judge slapping him with a support order. My sister-in-law says that we can keep it a secret and screw him for the next 18 years. They are losing their home to foreclosure and my wife already told her that she can come live with us in our large estate. If I do nothing, knowing what I know, and let the legal system take child support from my sister-in-law's husband, does anyone know if I could get into legal trouble if it ever came out? UGH ooohhhh If you were my husband I would beat you into little peices take all your money and furniture and leave you with the skank and the bastard child. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1100856 United States 11/10/2010 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1157514You should think of a better excuse than this for your wife when TSHTF. No woman would even pretend to believe such crap, unless you make a few million a year, or something. |
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IMMANUEL User ID: 1136999 United States 11/10/2010 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My sister-in-law is in the process of going through a nasty divorse from her very abusive husband. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1157514He beat her up during labor day weekend '09, so my wife let her stay in our extra bedroom for a few days while things cooled down. While my wife was at work, her sister cryed on my shoulders and one thing let to another. Yea, yea, I know that I'm an ass for letting my dick slip, but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. I should have tossed her off me right then and there, but was unable to. Moments later I ejaculated hard. It was the only time we ever had sex. This past July, my sister-in-law told me that she believed that the child was mine and wanted me to pay her a few hundred a month to help her make ends meet. I demanded a dna test and paid for it. The results prove that the child is mine. No one exept her and I know that we had sex and that the child is mine. Not wanting her to tell my wife, I started paying her the money she was asking for. She is using that money to pay for formula and dipers, so I'm not really upset about the situation per say. Her soon to be x-husband believes that the child is his and is facing a judge slapping him with a support order. My sister-in-law says that we can keep it a secret and screw him for the next 18 years. They are losing their home to foreclosure and my wife already told her that she can come live with us in our large estate. If I do nothing, knowing what I know, and let the legal system take child support from my sister-in-law's husband, does anyone know if I could get into legal trouble if it ever came out? Thats America for you!!! WTF!!! Krazy!!! |
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