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GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!

 
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GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
God = Pedo
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12/04/2010 08:55 PM
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
Biologically - that is, according to natural law - a 14 year old girl is a sexually mature adult.
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12/04/2010 08:56 PM
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god is alien.....a very horny alien
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12/04/2010 08:57 PM
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
Remarkably pedestrian and overused junior-atheist argument.

No shock value whatsoever and shakes nobody's faith.

How's the djinn doing?
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Biologically - that is, according to natural law - a 14 year old girl is a sexually mature adult.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184218


that solely depends on the country.

there was a story about a 10 year old girl in latin america who became a mom...
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12/04/2010 08:58 PM
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
Remarkably pedestrian and overused junior-atheist argument.

No shock value whatsoever and shakes nobody's faith.

How's the djinn doing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979

The djinn is good...i got my 3 wishes...did your AIDS get cured yet?
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LOL!
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12/04/2010 08:59 PM
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With a turkey baster even.
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With a turkey baster even.
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12/04/2010 09:00 PM
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
By "god" you mean Satan, right? Because that's the Mithra story. Has nothing to do with the Sovereign of Yacob. The christian Mithra story is the typical fallen angel mating with a human female story. The Sovereign of Yacob condemned the angels who did it during Noah's day, so why would he do the same thing that he condemned his angels for doing?

Do people think anymore??? Christianity is your typical deceptive religion.
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
Remarkably pedestrian and overused junior-atheist argument.

No shock value whatsoever and shakes nobody's faith.

How's the djinn doing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979


There's no faith to shake because OP telling the TRUTH! Facts are facts, and these facts expose Christianity to be the lie that it is.
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12/04/2010 09:18 PM
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
God = Pedo
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Technically God speaks and the Holy Spirit is the 'accomplish part of the duo'. Rape (according to the Bible) would seem to include not being a virgin after, yet in Miriam's case.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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12/04/2010 09:20 PM
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Age of consent is man made...postpubescent should not be considered the same as prepubescent...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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12/04/2010 09:23 PM
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God = Pedo
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Stop.......................look.......................listen​.

That's right-the calm before the STORM!

You've invited all hell to break loose in your life-enjoy!


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How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

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12/04/2010 09:26 PM
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God = Pedo
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Your an idiot. Only 200 years ago people were considered old and wise at the ripe old age of 50, not to long before that people were lucky to live to reach what we consider middle aged today. My own Grandma who was born in 1916 talked like back in her day women were thought unfit for marriage if they were over the age of 15.
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12/04/2010 09:36 PM
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stfu
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12/04/2010 10:34 PM
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16 dumbass! And she was impregnated through the holy spirit, not sexually.
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12/04/2010 10:42 PM
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16 dumbass! And she was impregnated through the holy spirit, not sexually.
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The fallen angels made the same argument didn't they (read the Book of Enoch), but they still got busted up for IMPREGNATING human females, no matter HOW they did it! According to the verse, their sins were: IMPREGNATING a human female; and bringing forth OFFSPRING---what is called an abomination, something contrary to nature--UNNATURAL. Christianity is a lie.
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
16 dumbass! And she was impregnated through the holy spirit, not sexually.


The fallen angels made the same argument didn't they (read the Book of Enoch), but they still got busted up for IMPREGNATING human females, no matter HOW they did it! According to the verse, their sins were: IMPREGNATING a human female; and bringing forth OFFSPRING---what is called an abomination, something contrary to nature--UNNATURAL. Christianity is a lie.
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Says you. I know it's NOT a lie.

Maybe soon you'll figure it out.
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12/04/2010 11:06 PM
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^true
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12/04/2010 11:09 PM
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
....UHMMM how do you know Mary's age??

It is not recorded anywhere.

SO

That means you made it up in your little infantile brain.
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12/04/2010 11:13 PM
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
14 was marriageable age in those times.
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12/04/2010 11:31 PM
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....UHMMM how do you know Mary's age??

It is not recorded anywhere.

SO

That means you made it up in your little infantile brain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184536

Nope, she was indeed 14!!

It's measured by scholars.
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12/05/2010 12:23 AM
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Age of consent is man made...postpubescent should not be considered the same as prepubescent...
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add this^ guy to the list
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12/05/2010 12:24 AM
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Re: GOD IS A PEDOPHILE...he impregnated Mary, with Jesus, when she was 14!!!
....UHMMM how do you know Mary's age??

It is not recorded anywhere.

SO

That means you made it up in your little infantile brain.

Nope, she was indeed 14!!

It's measured by scholars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177867


God did NOT have sex with her. Pedophile=Mo Ham Head
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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12/05/2010 12:35 AM
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God = Pedo
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and psychopath
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12/05/2010 12:44 AM
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....UHMMM how do you know Mary's age??

It is not recorded anywhere.

SO

That means you made it up in your little infantile brain.

Nope, she was indeed 14!!

It's measured by scholars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177867



Nope...16.
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12/05/2010 12:58 AM
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Hah. Valid point OP. Now time to sneak out of the threads before bible literalistis start going on a rampage.
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Hah. Valid point OP. Now time to sneak out of the threads before bible literalistis start going on a rampage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177629

Men aren't the only ones that can spill their seed on the ground. In a perfect would each seed in the woman would result in a new infant being born (into an eternal life). If God keeps track of the individual sparrows that fall sp He can use their lives to be part of the many seeds that will be available for 'growth' only when the start og the new earth begins.

To show how carefully you fucks do not read (or read without comprehension).
In today's world what is the possible age spread between cousins. Mary and Elizabeth were said to be cousins and Liz is said to be very old when she and Zac conceived John the Baptist. Miriam was unwed even at an older age so when Jesus died on the cross His mother could have been very close to a natural death from old age. Joseph could have died from the same effect before the cross.

Lu.1:7
And they had no child,
because that Elisabeth was barren,
and they both were now well stricken in years.


The OP (and others) are showing their carnal teeth by trying to base it on the fate of virgins taken prisoner in the wars in claiming the promised land. Those gilrs were given a full month to grieve the deaths of the ones they lost. They would then treated like any other child until they reached the age of being able to be married. If the man of the household wanted to keep her for a wife then a marriage would take place and the girl would take on the chores of being the 2nd wife. If that was not to take place then the girls virginity would be taken away (by a finger of the man or his wife). The girl was then free to marry any man from the 12 Tribes, no money could change hands. A 'natural daughter' would be sold as a virgin in a prearranged marriage that did involve a dowry in one form or another.

That should be enough to create a few new bald Atheists, most likely with an erection at the prospect of pillage and raping where they are the 'terror of the land'.

De.21:13
And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her,
and shall remain in thine house,
and bewail her father and her mother a full month:
and after that thou shalt go in unto her,
and be her husband,
and she shall be thy wife.
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God = Pedro
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lmao





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