Alien Abduction Volunteer Thread

I'll go. Get me home safe.

uh no...pretty sure I got a tour when I was a child a bunch of times...that's enough thanks...

I would like to be abducted

Those who have been there..... Hell just wish away I hope for absolute real you get to meet them. Fun blokes they are.

Holy shit I hope you get the wonderment of joy bestowed upon you...


Now go eat a candy trail of dicks

digging the probes eh?

bring Doritos!

Yes, I volunteer to be abducted

Cool

Yes, and I want to retain ALL MY CREATIVE FACULTIES; power of dreams, non-hive mentality and survivalist guile.

I mean, by this, my CREATIVITY is my defense against any experimental alien procedures; without that, we are nothing but DNA to these stalkers.

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hell yes, I'm down!

Ok, its ok if I pick you up at 3:40 am ?

I am willing to give it a go

hope this is serious

Lets do it

Please sleep on your stomach with a carrot sticking out of your butt. You will be abducted in the order you were ready

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be careful what you wish for

I would gladly volunteer and learn about them.
I will not share my experience with others though; because our species is still to power-hungry.
And they can do research on me as long as they mind my health.
Treat me as a equal though, we are all concious beings and should respect each other equally.

He might be with the government. You probably wont be abducted but theyll make you think youre in contact with aliens.

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Think about it. If they are anything like us..They will treat us the way we treat anything that is not a mammal. So feck no

Already have been, but sure, come again.

All my bags are packed. I'm ready to go.

You can not be considered abducted if you consider boarding their craft. It is illogical to assume that they have good intentions anyways aka human mutilation.