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Jesus was the Savior, the Lamb Slain before the Foundation of the Earth, and as such was the Creator.

He created sexy Adam and sexy Eve, and created sex as a means of uniting them and propagating His creative process.

Hence His First commandment was, Make Love and mulitply or have kids. And His commandment was not grievous or evil or under the blessings of the local minister, it was just natural and normal.

Therefore 'making love' was the first obediance and definitely not the first sin.

The dam devil entered in, and started working on their pride, and started suggesting the Lord had lied to them. They believed and that was the first sin when they both ate of the Tree of Good and EVIL. Then they were quilty, and then they felt naked and ashamed. Not before.

Hence all have to eat of the Tree of Life in accepting the Lord of Lords to return to the Garden.

So from there when Jesus came around personnally, He also was sexy and fully equipped and obedient to His Commandment.

And away we go, with this truth.

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O.K. that seems to be acceptable and reasonable to all.

So, as Moses saw the Lord's hinder parts or gluteous MAXIMUS, on the mountain, it means the good and sexy Lord also must have had a forward part or penus. GASP. of course he did...in literature it is called His Divine Member, and is of course sacred, because with it His seeds are passed on.

Jesus had of course this same divine body and same divine member, as He was God

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And created sex

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And it was not the original sin

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So there is yur basic. And so did Jesus have a divine member and use it ?

The answer is obvious except to those that worship self righteousness.
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OK without opposition, then the preceeding will be taken as a principle and henceforth referred back to as a GIVEN.

For god dam illogicl unscientific evolution did not creat sex, as that is totally impossible that separately sex organs and sexual reproductive systems could evolve magically by magical processes and be perfect in their reproduction the first time around.

So contemplate this science in your brains and we shall then deem this principle also a GIVEN and the standard and a TRUTH, if you can not oppose this or debate it
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well its true
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Are all Canadians as gay as you?
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Hey OP, are you insane, or just having a bad trip?
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well its true
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Say on, what's true and then add your confirmations etc... to further the discussion
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Re: Jesus was sexy and sexual
Jesus was the Savior, the Lamb Slain before the Foundation of the Earth, and as such was the Creator.

He created sexy Adam and sexy Eve, and created sex as a means of uniting them and propagating His creative process.

Hence His First commandment was, Make Love and mulitply or have kids. And His commandment was not grievous or evil or under the blessings of the local minister, it was just natural and normal.

Therefore 'making love' was the first obediance and definitely not the first sin.

The dam devil entered in, and started working on their pride, and started suggesting the Lord had lied to them. They believed and that was the first sin when they both ate of the Tree of Good and EVIL. Then they were quilty, and then they felt naked and ashamed. Not before.

Hence all have to eat of the Tree of Life in accepting the Lord of Lords to return to the Garden.

So from there when Jesus came around personnally, He also was sexy and fully equipped and obedient to His Commandment.

And away we go, with this truth.

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42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land.
43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river.
44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over.
45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.
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fucking pervert
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OP...you're putting WAY too much bullshit into it....but I like the title.....I'm sure he is.

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Are all Canadians as gay as you?
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Great stupid response which surely shows your prejudice about nationality and sexual orientation BOTH.

But a great topic to discuss further.

Churchies and yourself hate gays, the Lord did not. He hates those that have hate in their heart and hate strangers like those of Sodom did...

This was the sin of Sodom. Not gayness, but abusing strangers, killing strangers even through anal sex. It is how they humilitaed and killed deFEATED SOLDIERS.

Can Gays be Christian Absolutely

Can lesbians be Christians absolutely

http;//davidjayjordan.com/CanGaysbesaved.html

Can those with hate in their heart be saved, NO, not until they humble themselves and act mature and responsible
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Yup i gotta agree. he was a swinger.
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OP...you're putting WAY too much bullshit into it....but I like the title.....I'm sure he is.


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I like your picture, as the good Lord made her that way to be attractive, and it is attractive and makes us want to desire her, and unite with her. Fulll stop, just do it in love in the right place time and with her consent.

Long live LOVE
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Yup i gotta agree. he was a swinger.
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Swingers usually swing out of pride and seldom love for love. Some Yes,most NO.
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Can Gays be Christian Absolutely

Can lesbians be Christians absolutely

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Re: Jesus was sexy and sexual
Jesus was the Savior, the Lamb Slain before the Foundation of the Earth, and as such was the Creator.

He created sexy Adam and sexy Eve, and created sex as a means of uniting them and propagating His creative process.

Hence His First commandment was, Make Love and mulitply or have kids. And His commandment was not grievous or evil or under the blessings of the local minister, it was just natural and normal.

Therefore 'making love' was the first obediance and definitely not the first sin.

The dam devil entered in, and started working on their pride, and started suggesting the Lord had lied to them. They believed and that was the first sin when they both ate of the Tree of Good and EVIL. Then they were quilty, and then they felt naked and ashamed. Not before.

Hence all have to eat of the Tree of Life in accepting the Lord of Lords to return to the Garden.

So from there when Jesus came around personnally, He also was sexy and fully equipped and obedient to His Commandment.

And away we go, with this truth.

[link to www.davidjayjordan.com]
 Quoting: Davidjayjordan


where does the bolded expression come from above that you all follow. it is not true. Mistranslation or deliberate falsehood added?

He didn't create the Adam and Ever that were here, they were born of their parents on Jerusem, our headquarters of Satania. And that commandment was to RePLENISH the earth which had recently been cleansed of the preceding civilization.

NOne of your above scenario is true, not one whit of it. The sin was Eve had sex outside her marriage, and this disrupted the plans of racial upliftment. But why this was so important I do not understand. What dammed "devil". there are no devils. Evil beings yes, Devils no.
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fucking pervert
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The word fuck is dergatory and used by perverts to suggest the most beautiful and fulfilling thing in the world is perverted.

Therefore as a pervert, you have labeled yourself with your perverted two words of accussation. Thanks for showing how screwed up you are and how screwed up the world is in thinking fucking is evil.
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OP there is no "god" telling you to have sex or not

Jesus is a fiction created by Jewish writers to overcome the ROman occupation of Judea, Jesus is the respun sun god with a jewish name, believing him real is insanity

all this info about the origins of Christianity are readily available on the web

there is no judging god

there is no hell or devil

we decide what is right and wrong

do yourself a favor and go find some sexy girlfriends and quit reading the BIbLE

you can be good or bad as you want you, most Christians think the Jews as god's chosen which is a real laugh since they run the porn industry in calipornia
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God is good thus anything negative you learn about god is lies. God can't be bad or negative because his very essence is good. I wonder if god and the angels have spirit sex. I bet they do.

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Are all Canadians as gay as you?
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Great stupid response which surely shows your prejudice about nationality and sexual orientation BOTH.

But a great topic to discuss further.

Churchies and yourself hate gays, the Lord did not. He hates those that have hate in their heart and hate strangers like those of Sodom did...

This was the sin of Sodom. Not gayness, but abusing strangers, killing strangers even through anal sex. It is how they humilitaed and killed deFEATED SOLDIERS.

Can Gays be Christian Absolutely

Can lesbians be Christians absolutely

http;//davidjayjordan.com/CanGaysbesaved.html

Can those with hate in their heart be saved, NO, not until they humble themselves and act mature and responsible
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Eloquent retort, though the lady doth protest too much.
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OP there is no "god" telling you to have sex or not

Jesus is a fiction created by Jewish writers to overcome the ROman occupation of Judea, Jesus is the respun sun god with a jewish name, believing him real is insanity

all this info about the origins of Christianity are readily available on the web

there is no judging god

there is no hell or devil

we decide what is right and wrong

do yourself a favor and go find some sexy girlfriends and quit reading the BIbLE

you can be good or bad as you want you, most Christians think the Jews as god's chosen which is a real laugh since they run the porn industry in calipornia
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1342056


Your choice, your responsibility.

If you think you are just a hunk of meat, so be it.

I differ.

I think there is more to you than mere flesh.

Deal with it not in denial but through honest searching
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God is good thus anything negative you learn about god is lies. God can't be bad or negative because his very essence is good. I wonder if god and the angels have spirit sex. I bet they do.

peace
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Very true wise one regardless of how old you are..

As for having sex in heaven, the obvious answer by your own parameters above is YES.

The Lord made it good and to feel good and literally unites us in more than body but in heart and soul and untiy called LOVE.

So of course the Lord called the Bridegroom has sex and makes love over and over and over again with His Bride....

See study and experience

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Angles have sex with angels and we shall be having sex with each other. Oh taste and see that the Lord is good..... and good to His people
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FAIL

Sodom and Gomorrah. Realize that the Bible says that it will be better for the inhabitants of those cities on judgement day than it will for people like you.

The bible says that Jesus "had no comeliness that we should desire him". He was your average looking Jew from that time period. If he was super sexy or had standout beauty then Judas woukd not have had to use a kiss to point him out to his captors.

Keep bending and twisting the Word if you like. You agenda is clear. And, to answer your little gay boy website. Yes. Homos can be saved. But God does not accept homosexuality. Homosexuality undermines everything the bible is about. It goes against the natural order that God setup at the beginning of time.
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Yup i gotta agree. he was a swinger.
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Swingers usually swing out of pride and seldom love for love. Some Yes,most NO.
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Jesus was the right kinda swinger. LOL thats why most swinging relationships dont work well.

BEcause they are swinging before becoming full christ consciousness.

not that im beyond any physical attraction cause i aint. But i do throughly enjoy providing fanatasy for others. Even if i give my woman up to another dude. its nothign sexual with the dude. But providing fantasy for him gets me going too.

IMO i dont get it. Everyone love sex. But then wants to hog it, or a person to themselves.

The shit is about love. However when you do it based on pure physicality alone? yea maybe. And id say that maybe those could have done it for love, but they jumped in too quick before they were ready. The original feeling was right, but it wasnt discovered properly before they jumped in.
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FAIL

Sodom and Gomorrah. Realize that the Bible says that it will be better for the inhabitants of those cities on judgement day than it will for people like you. (Yes they had hate intheir heart and abused strangers sexually and then killed them because they worshipped their own city state as the ultimate, as do most churchies.)

The bible says that Jesus "had no comeliness that we should desire him". He was your average looking Jew from that time period. If he was super sexy or had standout beauty then Judas woukd not have had to use a kiss to point him out to his captors. Inever said he had to be outrageously beautiful in this life, he was normal, as sexiness comes from the heart and soul, and fire in ones eyes. The love in his heart. So you are partiallt right. He was just like us, NORMAL and yet His design and our design, our bodies are sacred and sacredly designed by HIM)

Keep bending and twisting the Word if you like. (wE ARE THE LIVING WORD, OUR BODIES ARE THE tEMPLE AND ARE hOLY IF WE HAVE LOVE IN THEM) You agenda is clear. And, to answer your little gay boy website. Yes. Homos can be saved. But God does not accept homosexuality. Homosexuality undermines everything the bible is about. It goes against the natural order that God setup at the beginning of time.
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The naturl order in a church mind is that men must rule and dominate over women. That's what church guys love about their religion..the control they hope to have over their possessions called women.

Thanks for the confirmation as you clearly show your heart. Much appreciated.
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Yup i gotta agree. he was a swinger.
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Swingers usually swing out of pride and seldom love for love. Some Yes,most NO.
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Jesus was the right kinda swinger. LOL thats why most swinging relationships dont work well.

BEcause they are swinging before becoming full christ consciousness.

not that im beyond any physical attraction cause i aint. But i do throughly enjoy providing fanatasy for others. Even if i give my woman up to another dude. its nothign sexual with the dude. But providing fantasy for him gets me going too.

IMO i dont get it. Everyone love sex. But then wants to hog it, or a person to themselves.

The shit is about love. However when you do it based on pure physicality alone? yea maybe. And id say that maybe those could have done it for love, but they jumped in too quick before they were ready. The original feeling was right, but it wasnt discovered properly before they jumped in.
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I like that you are trying to explain yourself Bro. Good on ya.

Swinging is actually for the mature not for the immature, as it is way too hard for those that have a relationship just based on sex and the flesh. Jealousies and pride are hit right off and they usually split up.

Marriages are suppose to be made for real love not for mere sexual love as with the world.

Mariages involve reproduction where we have to take care of the product of love, no matter what.

Singing is done much more by the older couples who have raised kids and no longer want more and no longer have them under their roofs.

Pity more of them were not Christian, but there are many mnay Christian swingers, God bless them and HE IS
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Sorry no comment on video's It might be a good one, but I intentionally don;t watch'em as I can not study them.

Yet off hand that white robe looks a little passive and whimpy, when Jesus wasn't.

Jesus did rock out though by leading in song and dance.

And it was sexual, very sexual.

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Sadly worldly music does not get us going sexually in most cases. We live in an antisexual world where sex and love are frowned upon excpet under the most controlling of conditions. This is why so many young, middle and older people can't get no satisfaction. They are seuxally frustrated by war societies that intentionally keep them separated so as to focus their energies on war, so they can grow richer.

The pychology of war dictates that people have to be separated and not unite and not be happy so they can hate and not love. Hate their so called enemies, as that is what is needed to pyche up soldiers to kill for their motherland and the self interests of those back home.

Love is the solution but the religious system and the political system is run by the financial dictators who demand that sex be marginalized, so as to frustrate and destroy within.

Jesus said the opposite and lived the opposite.




Why did the women who followed HIM never leave HIM, did He make love to them. Were they His Bride ?

Or was He castrated like the churchies believed. A enuch like Paul ?
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all true, the original sin would be the splitting of eros and amor, a work of the devil, or the evil forces. Continued by the distortion of the word love.

Our society today bases on the battle between amor and eros, which also is the root of satanism. Eroticism for most people does not feel loving and divine, but egoistic and bad.
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ya know, i never really looked at jesus in that way

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