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UNBELIEVABLE HOMEBIRTH. FILMED BY HERSELF WHILE GIVING BIRTH IN TUB.

 
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Just as all of them women should give births.

Like 6thousand years ago... there were no doctors and crap back then.

And look at us now.
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All that time ago heads where not that big due to developed brains. But you proberly did not know that? As woman do grow bigger to be able to bear a child naturally, the fashion and men do want us to be thin. Which in turn makes us unable to do it naturally. By the way.. That time ago they pulled teeth without pain relief. are you going all natural and mideval on your dentals?
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How is it unbelievable? People do home-births all the time. It's funny how we are supposed to be advancing as a species yet there is this yearning to go back to a time when we were simple.

My wife gave birth to both of my children without the aid of drugs... nothing to take the edge off and nothing to even stuff out. She was a trooper. Not a yelp and not a whimper. To this day, to me, she epitomizes strength.
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All pregnancies and deliveries are different. Just because you wife did it naturally does not mean she is stronger than someone who did not. And why is it a pissing contest anyway? Do you or your wife want a pat on the back? A medal, or does the smug satisfaction of feeling like you're better than everyone else suffice? Either way, you're still a d-bag
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Her uterus is now wide open and flushed with all the germs in her bath tube. Great for a home movie but bad for mommas health. She could easily get sepsis and be in mortal danger. I'm not saying that a Hospital is the best place but the bath tub is a horrible option. We're terrestrial beings, not aquatic.
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Actually, we may be descended from a semi-aquatic species as, unlike
all other primates, we have -- a diving reflex; subcutaneous fat (useful
for retaining body heat in water), greatly reduced body hair; and nostrils
which are designed to prevent water from entering when submerged (well,
there is one monkey with a nose like that, fittingly called the Proboscis
Monkey, and guess what -- it swims).

A researcher named Elaine Morgan wrote some very interesting books
about our possible lives in warm-water intertidal zones. Lots of advantages
there -- ability to retreat into the water to avoid land predators and ability
to retreat onto land to avoid water predators; excellent sources of nutrition
in the intertidal zone (shellfish, seaweeds, etc), easily harvested; sanitation
is taken care of by the tides, etc. etc. She was shut down by mainstream male
scientists who cannot let go of their investment into protohumans living on the savannah and getting eaten by lions in a harsh and unforgiving environment.
That's just so much more -- manly.

Her book "The Aquatic Ape" is very interesting, she also has some things to
say about mating (face to face, unlike other primates) and delivering the baby and how our bodies are adapted to a water delivery. Check it out.

The best way to prepare water for a birth is to make it saline. Easy and effective.
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Aquatic... yes.


Descended from monkeys... NO!
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How is it unbelievable? People do home-births all the time. It's funny how we are supposed to be advancing as a species yet there is this yearning to go back to a time when we were simple.

My wife gave birth to both of my children without the aid of drugs... nothing to take the edge off and nothing to even stuff out. She was a trooper. Not a yelp and not a whimper. To this day, to me, she epitomizes strength.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1427971


All pregnancies and deliveries are different. Just because you wife did it naturally does not mean she is stronger than someone who did not. And why is it a pissing contest anyway? Do you or your wife want a pat on the back? A medal, or does the smug satisfaction of feeling like you're better than everyone else suffice? Either way, you're still a d-bag
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She deserves a pat on the back for not following what society says is "normal" childbirth. She chose to do it the way God intended.


hf
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Just as all of them women should give births.

Like 6thousand years ago... there were no doctors and crap back then.

And look at us now.
 Quoting: shlap


All that time ago heads where not that big due to developed brains. But you proberly did not know that? As woman do grow bigger to be able to bear a child naturally, the fashion and men do want us to be thin. Which in turn makes us unable to do it naturally. By the way.. That time ago they pulled teeth without pain relief. are you going all natural and mideval on your dentals?
 Quoting: MamaLooney 1321700



Has to do with the introduction of the Grey DNA, They are stick thin and reproduce by cloning. They do not possess "childbearing" hips.
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Just as all of them women should give births.

Like 6thousand years ago... there were no doctors and crap back then.

And look at us now.
 Quoting: shlap


All that time ago heads where not that big due to developed brains. But you proberly did not know that? As woman do grow bigger to be able to bear a child naturally, the fashion and men do want us to be thin. Which in turn makes us unable to do it naturally. By the way.. That time ago they pulled teeth without pain relief. are you going all natural and mideval on your dentals?
 Quoting: MamaLooney 1321700


never went to the dentists... my teeth are perfectly fine.

brush them twice or three times a day.
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Her uterus is now wide open and flushed with all the germs in her bath tube. Great for a home movie but bad for mommas health. She could easily get sepsis and be in mortal danger. I'm not saying that a Hospital is the best place but the bath tub is a horrible option. We're terrestrial beings, not aquatic.
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Perhaps you need a history lesson?


The only way water could go up inside her is if she laid down and let it get in. Surely you have bathed or swam before?

In an upright position with a placenta covering the cervix, no water will get into her uterus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20104


lol.. "The placenta covering the cervix..." In a normal pregnancy the placenta does NOT cover the cervix....and if it is, the baby would not be able to be born vaginally!! A c-section would be necessary. The placenta comes out AFTER the baby. And yes bathwater CAN lead to infections during labor. Prior to labor it is safe for the mom to be to bath or swim because the mucus plug is in place - in the cervix, and blocking the uterus from any possible infections.....but at the beginning of labor the mucous plug is dislodged, as the cervix begins to dilate......now...women do labor/deliver in water, and 99% of the time it is fine - no infections, no problems, but it IS possible.
 Quoting: amywood71605


Oh I forgot you're the EXPERT!

No shit Sherlock!!

In case you missed it in the video the baby came out...and what comes out after it? Yeah the placenta. So since the placenta is rather large and the cervix rather small, I'm gonna say it covers it.

Placenta previa would be a whole different ballgame and I don't think she would be giving birth at home if that were the case.


I never said it wasn't possible, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that MOST if not ALL women that give birth underwater fill their tubs with CLEAN WATER!! I doubt they go out and dip it from a pond or a ditch.

Please stop making yourself look foolish!
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In your post you said, "In an upright position with the placenta covering the cervix".....the placenta could NOT have been covering the cervix in this video or the baby would not have been able to be born vaginally. You said it...then try to say you didn't..but whatever..
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'water's still warm, who needs a bath'
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AHAHAHahaha.....

EEEEWWwwwwwww.......


I can tell you had brothers...
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Perhaps you need a history lesson?


The only way water could go up inside her is if she laid down and let it get in. Surely you have bathed or swam before?

In an upright position with a placenta covering the cervix, no water will get into her uterus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20104


lol.. "The placenta covering the cervix..." In a normal pregnancy the placenta does NOT cover the cervix....and if it is, the baby would not be able to be born vaginally!! A c-section would be necessary. The placenta comes out AFTER the baby. And yes bathwater CAN lead to infections during labor. Prior to labor it is safe for the mom to be to bath or swim because the mucus plug is in place - in the cervix, and blocking the uterus from any possible infections.....but at the beginning of labor the mucous plug is dislodged, as the cervix begins to dilate......now...women do labor/deliver in water, and 99% of the time it is fine - no infections, no problems, but it IS possible.
 Quoting: amywood71605


Oh I forgot you're the EXPERT!

No shit Sherlock!!

In case you missed it in the video the baby came out...and what comes out after it? Yeah the placenta. So since the placenta is rather large and the cervix rather small, I'm gonna say it covers it.

Placenta previa would be a whole different ballgame and I don't think she would be giving birth at home if that were the case.


I never said it wasn't possible, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that MOST if not ALL women that give birth underwater fill their tubs with CLEAN WATER!! I doubt they go out and dip it from a pond or a ditch.

Please stop making yourself look foolish!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6533


In your post you said, "In an upright position with the placenta covering the cervix".....the placenta could NOT have been covering the cervix in this video or the baby would not have been able to be born vaginally. You said it...then try to say you didn't..but whatever..
 Quoting: amywood71605



OMG honey are you really this dense?


If she is upright (which she is) and the baby comes out, the next thing that comes out is the placenta. It doesn't take a freaking genius to do the math on that.
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Fuck off CUNT! I guess you are stupid enough to think that modern Dr's have been around forever healing and curing?

WHAT medical advancements?

They still only give out drugs to treat symptoms OR cut it out. How the fuck is that advancement?

Every time you open your mouth you prove how self righteous and stupid you really are. I feel sorry for your children having to put up with you for a mother! God Bless and save them!!
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Oh really. Do go on...and on...and on...blahblah
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Nice comeback. That all your rental brain could think of?


Please, tell us of all the medical advancements, we'd love to hear about them.
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And on...and on...and on...

Who am I to stop you from your know-it-all rantings?

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What's it to me? What's it to me? WTF do you think, slowpoke? If Mother and baby are happy and healthy it's a job well done. Like the mother in the video, of which you felt the need to jump in and criticize. Hypocrite!
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Oh my fault, this thread IS your life. Telling us how to have babies and shit IS your life. Can you know-it-alls scan your medical degrees and post? Otherwise, you're just idiots talking out your ass on GLP.
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Guess it's your life too huh?


Don't you have anything better to do than make an ass of yourself all day?

Shouldn't you be helping your kids kick their drug habits?
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They moved up from shrooms to weed. I'm proud of them! Maybe I should bake a pan of weed brownies to commemorate this special occasion. Thanks for the tip. It's your best yet.

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Fuck off CUNT! I guess you are stupid enough to think that modern Dr's have been around forever healing and curing?

WHAT medical advancements?

They still only give out drugs to treat symptoms OR cut it out. How the fuck is that advancement?

Every time you open your mouth you prove how self righteous and stupid you really are. I feel sorry for your children having to put up with you for a mother! God Bless and save them!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20104


Oh really. Do go on...and on...and on...blahblah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238



Nice comeback. That all your rental brain could think of?


Please, tell us of all the medical advancements, we'd love to hear about them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6533


And on...and on...and on...

Who am I to stop you from your know-it-all rantings?

rolleyes

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238


Yeah who the fuck are you?


Still have nothing of value to say huh?
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So if I were to adopt the mentality of a guy that thinks birth should be assisted by some dr doodle... I think we shouldn't have existed in the first place.

:D
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why the fuck are you on internet and not living in a cave?
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So if I were to adopt the mentality of a guy that thinks birth should be assisted by some dr doodle... I think we shouldn't have existed in the first place.

:D
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why the fuck are you on internet and not living in a cave?
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Sometimes I'm wondering the same thing...

Not a cave necessarily... but some remote house.
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So if I were to adopt the mentality of a guy that thinks birth should be assisted by some dr doodle... I think we shouldn't have existed in the first place.

:D
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why the fuck are you on internet and not living in a cave?
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Sometimes I'm wondering the same thing...

Not a cave necessarily... but some remote house.
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I wish I did live in a cave or somewhere so remote, nobody comes to visit.

Always wanted my own island :)
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lol.. "The placenta covering the cervix..." In a normal pregnancy the placenta does NOT cover the cervix....and if it is, the baby would not be able to be born vaginally!! A c-section would be necessary. The placenta comes out AFTER the baby. And yes bathwater CAN lead to infections during labor. Prior to labor it is safe for the mom to be to bath or swim because the mucus plug is in place - in the cervix, and blocking the uterus from any possible infections.....but at the beginning of labor the mucous plug is dislodged, as the cervix begins to dilate......now...women do labor/deliver in water, and 99% of the time it is fine - no infections, no problems, but it IS possible.
 Quoting: amywood71605


Oh I forgot you're the EXPERT!

No shit Sherlock!!

In case you missed it in the video the baby came out...and what comes out after it? Yeah the placenta. So since the placenta is rather large and the cervix rather small, I'm gonna say it covers it.

Placenta previa would be a whole different ballgame and I don't think she would be giving birth at home if that were the case.


I never said it wasn't possible, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that MOST if not ALL women that give birth underwater fill their tubs with CLEAN WATER!! I doubt they go out and dip it from a pond or a ditch.

Please stop making yourself look foolish!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6533


In your post you said, "In an upright position with the placenta covering the cervix".....the placenta could NOT have been covering the cervix in this video or the baby would not have been able to be born vaginally. You said it...then try to say you didn't..but whatever..
 Quoting: amywood71605



OMG honey are you really this dense?


If she is upright (which she is) and the baby comes out, the next thing that comes out is the placenta. It doesn't take a freaking genius to do the math on that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 510676


No shit! Jesus I've had three kids. I know how it works!!....my response was to the comment that "the placenta is covering the cervix, so the bathwater would have no way to infect the mother or baby."..something like that....my point was that yes the BABY comes first, so there could not have been a placenta covering the cervix! If the placenta was REALLY covering the cervix/blocking it...then guess what? That baby would of had to have been born by c-section. Jesus christ......I seriously wonder why in the hell there are adults in this world that just cannot comprehend anything......how the hell did you all get through school???
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Oh I forgot you're the EXPERT!

No shit Sherlock!!

In case you missed it in the video the baby came out...and what comes out after it? Yeah the placenta. So since the placenta is rather large and the cervix rather small, I'm gonna say it covers it.

Placenta previa would be a whole different ballgame and I don't think she would be giving birth at home if that were the case.


I never said it wasn't possible, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that MOST if not ALL women that give birth underwater fill their tubs with CLEAN WATER!! I doubt they go out and dip it from a pond or a ditch.

Please stop making yourself look foolish!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6533


In your post you said, "In an upright position with the placenta covering the cervix".....the placenta could NOT have been covering the cervix in this video or the baby would not have been able to be born vaginally. You said it...then try to say you didn't..but whatever..
 Quoting: amywood71605



OMG honey are you really this dense?


If she is upright (which she is) and the baby comes out, the next thing that comes out is the placenta. It doesn't take a freaking genius to do the math on that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 510676


No shit! Jesus I've had three kids. I know how it works!!....my response was to the comment that "the placenta is covering the cervix, so the bathwater would have no way to infect the mother or baby."..something like that....my point was that yes the BABY comes first, so there could not have been a placenta covering the cervix! If the placenta was REALLY covering the cervix/blocking it...then guess what? That baby would of had to have been born by c-section. Jesus christ......I seriously wonder why in the hell there are adults in this world that just cannot comprehend anything......how the hell did you all get through school???
 Quoting: amywood71605


DUMBASS it's YOU who can't comprehend!

Yeah how did you get through school?

You either need to use that brain or give it back!!
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Your puking would probably look more disgusting than this video.





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