If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?

No one.

There will probably be space cash aboard. Stash it away in case the space police stop by.

Duh, you talk to the proper authorities!



























....at GLP!

the occupants

freelance journalist?

Jordy Verrill

this is unserious

i will bury most of the ufo and sell the alien body to the vatican

you cant tell anyone....or they will come for you....

but, seriously.... i think i would start with the local police and the newspaper?

no this is retarded i will tell my friends on facebook even if they don't believe me

no authorities at all...id jus parade it around and get as many people to see it with their eyes as i could.

First, you need a gun. Second, you need a UFO. Third, He would laser you first. Chances are you will never have the opertunity so no worry.

Most probably some REALLY pissed off aliens.

Good luck!

I agree, nobody......get what you can from it, and keep your mouth shut.

yes that is right

but i want other human forces to fight against aliens if htey want to get to crash site

you find someone handy with electronics like me and get busy

Me. I have some good recipes for alien.

Alien Stew
Ingredients:
1 alien, quartered
1 cup diced onion
2 large tomatoes (from your garden) or 1 can of tomatoes
Assorted fresh ,or canned veggies
Preparation:
Sprinkle seasoned salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper (optional) liberally on the meat. Pour some cooking oil into a large pot (dutch oven). Sauté the meat with the onions until well browned. Drain the excess oil, add about 2 cups water, and bring to a boil. Cut up the tomatoes and add. If you use canned tomatoes add them now. Turn down the heat, and let slow cook for at least an hour. Important: older aliens may require cooking longer than an hour. Check periodically for tenderness. If you don't you will have a hard time chewing the meat. After the meat is tender, add the veggies, carrots, potatoes, banana pepper, what ever you like. Cook until the veggies are done. An option you can use is, cook up your favorite pasta and serve over the pasta. (eliminate the potatoes). That's it, nice and simple ~ Good eating: Kudzu

Last Edited by Kudzu on 09/04/2011 10:19 PM

pics please!!

The driver and your insurance company, no need to call the police.

ur mom

i don't trust the poilce to secure the crash site but maybe my lawyer

Don't think he got it....Scooter. but ROFLMBO!!!!wonder if they have GEICO in space?

i dont care if insurance has to pay premium if the alien resurrects

furrealz....:) but that would be too good to be true/ never happen to a regular guy/gal. Although I wouldnt want to be the one who shot him down. I'd want to be the one who saves him.

You find the corpses and go to New York then stand outside the Today Show and flail them in front of the window.

this is a problem - if i fly to new york they will be checked in to my baggage. if i take parts of the ufo i will be in fear to be blown up

same ones if you shot bigfoot.....

i burn the rest of the alien spaceship

no worry if one part is found

Dahh to the aliens....

The UFO goes to eBay for at least his weight in gold price.

If you were in California, you would probably have multiple state and eventually, Federal agencies after your azz. If the species was an endangered or protected, you would probably lose your house and spend 10 years in prison.
If they were "illegal aliens" you WOULD lose your home and all assets and the Illegal Aliens would have more rights than you. So, ummmm be glad you do not live in the third world state of California. And hope the UN doesn't track your azz down....