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LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! | |
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| Sammie User ID: 1540855 United States09/26/2011 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! "Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow". ~Aesop "Once in a dream I saw a snake swallowing its own tail, it swallowed and swallowed until it got halfway round, and there it stopped and there it stayed, it was stuffed with its own self. Some fix, that. We only have ourselves to go on, and it’s enough…" -Charles Bukowski "Grasping at things can only yield one of two results: Either the thing you are grasping at disappears, or you yourself disappear. It is only a matter of which occurs first." -Goenka |
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| Sammie User ID: 1540855 United States09/26/2011 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! "Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow". ~Aesop "Once in a dream I saw a snake swallowing its own tail, it swallowed and swallowed until it got halfway round, and there it stopped and there it stayed, it was stuffed with its own self. Some fix, that. We only have ourselves to go on, and it’s enough…" -Charles Bukowski "Grasping at things can only yield one of two results: Either the thing you are grasping at disappears, or you yourself disappear. It is only a matter of which occurs first." -Goenka |
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| krave User ID: 1555053  New Zealand09/26/2011 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! methinks many peeps here on GLP need an injection of common sense: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent." |
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| IRQ_1 User ID: 1157608 United States09/26/2011 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! Jack of all trades master of none "shall not be infringed." BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to. The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both. |
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| kettlnaut User ID: 1448530 United States09/26/2011 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! When you arrived on the moon, was the people there very friendly, or was they scared of you? Love, Information, Curiosity, Creativity -->Man's Truly Divine Purpose for Life on this Planet! -------------------------------------------------------------------- In the spirit of the Ancient Astronaut Astronomers (yeah I saw it on History Channel but we all have to begin enlightenment somewhere) I no longer discount myths, legends, prophecies etc based on age or source. They are valuable accounts from a time with a very different vocabulary and world view, and when seen in that light are now surprising evidence of amazing historical and future events! |
| Cassie :-) User ID: 664295 United States09/26/2011 08:17 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!!    Happy Birthday! Have a LITE Beer.  That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. "...the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin." I John 1:7 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23 And this is the record, that God hath given |
| kettlnaut User ID: 1448530 United States09/26/2011 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! Ok sorry one more, Ali G just makes me laugh! Love, Information, Curiosity, Creativity -->Man's Truly Divine Purpose for Life on this Planet! -------------------------------------------------------------------- In the spirit of the Ancient Astronaut Astronomers (yeah I saw it on History Channel but we all have to begin enlightenment somewhere) I no longer discount myths, legends, prophecies etc based on age or source. They are valuable accounts from a time with a very different vocabulary and world view, and when seen in that light are now surprising evidence of amazing historical and future events! |
| Astrochik (OP) User ID: 1331439 United States09/26/2011 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!!                 That's funny!!! The only time "light" and "beer" should be used together in a sentence is along the lines of... "Could you turn on the light, I can't find my beer!" If it doesn't have at least 175 calories in a pint, I ain't drinking it!! 26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like: 1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit |
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| OpenHeartMonk User ID: 1275364 Canada09/26/2011 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! bagman gets rolled for his can and some dirty hard bass.. Aether for the Soul [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1532830 United States09/26/2011 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! A cute and weird dancing bug. <iframe width="560" height="315" src=" [link to www.youtube-nocookie.com (secure)] frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> [link to youtu.be] |
| IRQ_1 User ID: 1157608 United States09/26/2011 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: LAST CALL - "make me laugh"... the funniest humor will be voted on tonight - submit your entry today!! A cute and weird dancing bug. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1532830 <iframe width="560" height="315" src=" [link to www.youtube-nocookie.com (secure)] frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> [link to youtu.be] Jack of all trades master of none "shall not be infringed." BLUE RIBBON AWARNESS FOR MENS' HEALTH Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. --ISAAC ASIMOV I never 'Ad hominem' I don't need to. The Constitution means everything or nothing. You can't have both. |
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