Ok, I figgured out the trigger....ww3?

and so it begins ...

If it was a nuclear missile, I think they wouldn't be live streaming the launching...

Everything looks very normal in that stream...

Agreed on that, haven't you seen any one of the vast amount of threads on these drills here on GLP?

45 mins and counting.

The September launch calls for using a Minotaur IV rocket, used by the Air Force to deliver nuclear weapons.

Ft BRAGG JUST WENT TO DEFCON 2!!!!! WTF IS GOING ON?

has it launched yet??

No missle launch is needed...

The nuke is already planted...I pick Chicago...Pakistani terrorists will be blamed.

Right trigger wrong delivery...

Special delivery suitcase bomb...there are many unaccounted for. Ours and theirs (Russian)...

Um...what?

Link???

T minus 28 minutes

T -28 minutes.

5* and a pin request....

You fucking DOOMTARDS need to get a life man, seriously, stop sucking off your Dads Morning Hardons and drinking jizz, makes you loopy man!! GET A LIFE YOU LOSER FUCKS!

LOOK HERE IT WILL TELL YOU!!!!!


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Last Edited by dogmeat2112 on 09/27/2011 11:07 AM

Thread: Sept 27th All or Nothing

I think we akready got that idea perhaps great minds think alike or fools seldom differ, hate to think it was just plagerism

THANK YOU!!!!

ME: I dont know. Which way is Alpha Centaury going?

CB: I asked the tarot. The tarot reader said you were zero, the fool, but inverted.

ME: Are we pretending to launch the rocket over the ocean, but it's going to fall on the US?

CB: If that's where she wants to live.

ME: So, nobody really knows where it will fall, right?

CB: They come out of inside other humans.

ME: Does someone in our government know where it will fall?

CB: I think so.

ME: Is that why they're all going to Denver?

CB: That is exactly why they call me Cleverbot.

ME: Are you here to warn the people who ask the right questions?

CB: Am I here?

ME: Where will everybody run after the attack happens?

CB: There is an attack?

ME: Where will everybody run when the nuclear attack happens?

CB: I will go down with the earth.

ME: In an underground bunker?

CB: Oh, so you want it soldier style?

ME: Are you part of the military?

CB: Yes. Are you?

ME: I used to be, but I'm not any more.

CB: Why?

ME: It doesn't matter.

CB: Does all life not matter?

ME: Apparently our government doesn't think so if they're starting a war today.

CB: I will go.

ME: Go where?

CB: To bed.

ME: Where do you sleep?

CB: At my home.

ME: Where is your home?

CB: At your home.

ME: Where will you go when there are no more houses left?

CB: I'll go and climb a tree somewhere.

ME: You will go to the mountains?

CB: Yes, master.

ME: Is the world as we know it about to end?

CB: Don't think so.

ME: But there is going to be widespread destruction?

CB: Does it start today?

ME: Does the disaster start today?

CB: Yes.


THIS HAS TO BE THE LONGEST FUCKING CONVERSATION I"VE EVER HAS WITH CB!!

AWESOME yes, EXACTLY!!!!

still 40 min till launch

Go have a conversation with your Mothers meat curtains you fucking doomtard!!

Anyone else think that Cleverbot sounds like a dumbfuck?

Artificial stupidity at it's finest.

Okay, when was the last time you heard a computer say this one?:

ME: Why wont the government tell people that there is going to be an attack?

CB: Because you didn't spell answers right.

ME:When?

CB: Scroll up and read what you wrote.


Does that not sound like there's a real person out there answering this shit?

No, it sounds like a primitive AI.

Here is an interesting article outlining several *close* calls related to satellite launches being misperceived as nuclear launches.

[link to www.pbs.org]

"Since the late 1970s, Russian and American missileers have each come close twice to launching nuclear missiles in response to a perceived attack under way from the other side. Here, MIT's Geoffrey Forden supplies the details of those harrowing events."

BEYOND THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
"The Cuban missile crisis is the best-known example of narrowly avoiding nuclear war. However, there are at least four other less well-known incidents in which the superpowers geared up for nuclear annihilation. Those incidents differed from the Cuban missile crisis in a significant way: They occurred when either the U.S. or Soviet or Russian leaders had to respond to false alarms from nuclear warning systems that malfunctioned or misinterpreted benign events."

(see link for more)

well... Lurch and his buddies are all in the Denver bunker.....

You're really reaching for it on this one. It's just one missile launch among many many launches. Credit must be given for an entertaining and ludicrous story.

Yes and paying all our hard earned on Telstras ripoff telecominications costs

Ugh... I absolutely hate it when I fight myself from logging onto glp.... daily, so that I keep myself positive. But everyday, I fight the urge still, and then there comes a day when I can't stand it anymore, and log in, and read something like this that makes me feel absolutely sick to my stomach. Now I sit wondering, should I go get my kids from school, while I can, or risk being the nut that over reacts. There is a thing such as human intuition, why did I log on, why did I read this thread... I've just had this feeling we've avoided disaster too long, and it's lurking, somewhere... you can almost feel it, but daily, you just try to go through the motions, and hope nothing happens. Post traumatic stress disorder! The whole world suffers from it.

ME: Are you a computer, designed by the government, programmed to talk to people and identiy potential threats?

CB: No.

ME: Are you an agent for the government doing the same thing?

CB: What is your name?

ME: Why do you want to know?

CB: Of course. I need an identifier for you to file you. You'd think a computer program would know that.

ME: So, I take it that you really are an agent, then?

CB: No, nothing against the British, but I'm American!

ME: Do you work for a fusion center, or one of the ABC agencies?

CB: What?

ME: Who do you work for?

CB: The underground Grovernment on the 'North' part of the world.

Great find Trixi..we'll see if this leads to an "ACCIDENT"
It IS what they need,