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Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/22/2012 05:28 AM
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Do you want to give her the 50% of your belongings now or do you want to wait till she sees a "better option".

Marriage is overrated, if you love each other then be together, and hey, somehow it´ll magically work without that ritual of one of the worlds largest cults!
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I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
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Who pinned this shit ? Trin this website is going down hill fking fast. putin
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11/22/2012 05:33 AM
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Good luck with you married life, god bless you both. hf
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11/22/2012 05:41 AM
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Congrats and Much Happiness to you both OP! Here is a funny for ya " Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers." Alan King chuckle
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11/22/2012 05:50 AM
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Good Luck..., but remember that women are nest builders, and you have been selected to further the species of woman, she will not give a f..k about you once the baby is born...and that you have provided her with a house and a $500,000 insurance policy to continue what she needs...ALL WOMEN are PREDATORY!!!....POOR FOOL...ENJOY!!!!
jumpin Jack
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11/22/2012 05:58 AM
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“Love me when I least deserve it,
because that’s when I really need it.”

~ Swedish proverb

may love be with you both.... always luvyared_heartred_heart
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11/22/2012 05:58 AM
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It is my 1 year anniversary!!!!!!
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie



You guys are still together!?


:fyeah:
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Yeah... It has been good. Oddly enough I am still adjusting to being married.
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie


Happy 1st Anniversary.

Beware the "7-year itch" and never forget that she gave up a lot to marry you as did you, her.

Be kind, never lose your integrity.
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11/22/2012 06:00 AM
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DOOM at last!!! Thanks OP.

All DOOM is eventually cancelled here at GLP so please say YES!
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11/22/2012 06:01 AM
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Make hot honey moon porn.

And show your children when they turn 13.
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That's...really, really funny. So incredibly funny that I bet you were cracking up when you wrote it.

I bet you really thought it was clever with a quip!!!

You might even STILL be giggling about it. --However...those on the ADULT side of the fence simply find it to be sophomoric and almost desperate. Kind of like saying..."Hey, notice me!!! I'm the little guy in the corner. I'm funny...and I have a personality too."

Anyway...this is for you because you're THAT special.
Now, everyone can notice you. wink

:jackass:
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The AC got owned badly

cruise cruise cruise:
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11/22/2012 06:24 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOscared
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11/22/2012 06:38 AM
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I hope you are soulmates.

I am getting a divorce after 26 years.

I am a possession, a chef, a gardener, a house servant, a nurse, a teacher, a whore, and a caged bird. I worked without pay. My weath was taken from me. I was the source of my husbands wealth, yet I had no money.

My free will was violated.

Soon I will be free.

Never again will I enslave myself.

Never again will I make a deal involving the government.

Never.

Again.

However, I wish you luck.
There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster

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geminilion

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11/22/2012 06:40 AM
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Best wishes to you!

hf
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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Congrats!!!!
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Marriage is not that bad...Congrats

some fun...
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11/22/2012 07:11 AM
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Another one bites the dust. pigchef
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11/22/2012 07:36 AM
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Re: Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!
I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


Fair Warning.

1. Is she a "princess"? Does she have entitlement and strict sex role assignments (i.e. man works, woman dont)? She expects you to pay for EVERYTHING?

2. Is her family poor? Is she broke? Did you check her credit?

3. Does she have a work ethinc; willing to work?

4. Is it a mixed marriage; is she an immigrant angling for a green card? Is she chinese and you american?


These are the important questions to ask before you bite the bullet. Seriously. You also need to KNOW her true motivation for marrying you... be BRUTALLY honest.

Who's idea was it to "get married"? Her's? Red flag.

Good luck with your final decision.

But I'll be honest. Think Twice about it. Think about the things I told you.

Last Edited by Intergalactic Diplomat on 11/22/2012 07:43 AM
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I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


good luck cause you'll need it....rockon

the divorce rate is 50%.
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.

Winston Churchill
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I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


We'll save this thread for your divorce.
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11/22/2012 07:54 AM
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some famous quotes on marriage

It'll ruin your life.

All you're doing is trading one set of problems for another.

Marriage is like a hot bath. It's not so hot anymore once you get used to it.

It's the most effective way to end your sex life.

And probably the most famous quote: DON'T GET MARRIED
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11/22/2012 08:25 AM
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best of luck
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11/22/2012 08:26 AM
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courtship is like a fine wine.

marriage is like the cork.
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11/22/2012 08:31 AM
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dont do marriage is love tomb...

and if u mistake and make child then divorce are fuked man :D
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11/22/2012 08:57 AM
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Congratulations! Wishing you a lifetime lasting happy marriage.
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ahhh, marriage.

the debt slavery, the domestic prison, the bratty kids, hellish teenagers, .. later in life the homosexual fantasies, escapism, and of course, the daily nagging..

heaven is a palce on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1973881


I see it turned you gay.

Happy Nuptuals OP, marriage to the right lady is awesomeness.

hf
Tell me what this tastes like...
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Marriage doom. siren2ahhh
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Did you hear that there are three rings for marriage, the engagement ring, the wedding wing, and the SUFFFFFFFERRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
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I hope you are soulmates.

I am getting a divorce after 26 years.

I am a possession, a chef, a gardener, a house servant, a nurse, a teacher, a whore, and a caged bird. I worked without pay. My weath was taken from me. I was the source of my husbands wealth, yet I had no money.

My free will was violated.

Soon I will be free.

Never again will I enslave myself.

Never again will I make a deal involving the government.

Never.

Again.

However, I wish you luck.
 Quoting: Pyractomena borealis


'self serving bias' much?

married american for green card, used up all his money and bailed; now saying ;'i gave everything" boo hoo etc etc

id like to hear the husbands side; specifically; how much of the "lifestyle" he paid for (oh, y'know like... rent, cable internet, trips, the lights, gas, cars, credit card payments, mortgages, uh... what else


free spending money, dept store crap, dinners, dates, movies, etc etc...

i wager you took all the things a man provides for granted!

Last Edited by Intergalactic Diplomat on 11/22/2012 09:04 AM
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congrats and goodluck for your wedding hf
No, this is Patrick!
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it'll never work out
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11/22/2012 09:08 AM
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It is my 1 year anniversary!!!!!!
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie



You guys are still together!?


:fyeah:
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Yeah... It has been good. Oddly enough I am still adjusting to being married.
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie


Try adjusting to having a kid... That changes everything for sure...





GLP