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Jesus Showed Me UFOs & Deception

 
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Thanks for the video, Lisa!
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Yes thanks Lisa. No use in "throwing pearls before swine..." and theres lots of swine on GLP.
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Thanks Lisa, oooooooh, thanks so MUCH, they are SWINE, ooooohhhh, I'm so fucking righteous, watch sunbeams shine out of my arse, ooooooh.
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And may your evil religion be finally visible to the world for what it really is. A scam.

There is no grand deception, and even if there were, its a lot more welcoming than the crap you believe Lisa.
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rockon
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It's all lies.....straight from satan himself.
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9teen Hi Lisa*Lisa, I agree with you there. I remember a dream I had a while ago where there was a huge UFO like in the movie Independence Day, and bits kept falling off it. There where these traditional devils with the tridents and pointed tails who kept diving down to catch them and take them back up. A bit like a wobbly stage set. And I was stood their laughing because it was all such an obvious fake.

The sad thing of course is that as the bible says vast numbers of people will fall for the lie hook line and sinker. I expect that one day we will find out that many of the people involved with Star Wars, Star Trek and such like where all high level Satanists given the task of deceiving us.
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Many that embrace the New Age beliefs will fall for this grand deception.

The New Age movement is from satan himself.

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Are you making judgements on peoples beliefs?angel3angel3angel3
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I pray that this thread reaches some who will listen and consider it.

In Jesus's Name.
AMEN

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It's all lies.....straight from satan himself.
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:9teen: Hi Lisa*Lisa, I agree with you there. I remember a dream I had a while ago where there was a huge UFO like in the movie Independence Day, and bits kept falling off it. There where these traditional devils with the tridents and pointed tails who kept diving down to catch them and take them back up. A bit like a wobbly stage set. And I was stood their laughing because it was all such an obvious fake.

The sad thing of course is that as the bible says vast numbers of people will fall for the lie hook line and sinker. I expect that one day we will find out that many of the people involved with Star Wars, Star Trek and such like where all high level Satanists given the task of deceiving us.
 Quoting: Judethz


I know sister, the deception has already began. We have to pray for more eyes to be opened.

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Jesus told my uncle to tell me to tell you to

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Ooooh, thanks for engaging in the difficult, epic task posting a youtube video of some idiots demented paranoid religious bigotry, OOOOOOOOOH.
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I didn't make this video, but it's spot on.



 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


WTF is wrong with you? Seriously do you have a mental condition?
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Hey Lisa! Just wanted to point out that there are indeed good ETs.

hf

 Quoting: Valtor


No, there are not. I heard directly from the Lord regarding this. If you don't believe, ask Him in prayer to reveal the truth to you. Please pray about it, this is serious.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

Oh I'm already connected to Him through my heart. What I told you resonates with me very positively. :)

Are you by any chance getting messages of doom from Him ?

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They will claim to be our creators, don't believe it! They will provide convincing "proof" of their claims, don't believe it! They will come to "save the world", don't believe it! This is anti-christ!

It's all lies.....straight from satan himself.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

So, when aliens show up and reveal themselves to the world we must not trust what they say coz Jesus told you so?
Seems legit
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It is a narrow mind that thinks it is an authority on the omnipotent creation of God. Why would you even try to limit the possibilities and then try to sound like a rogue scholar? Some people just need saving from their own minds.
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Are you some kind of troll?
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Please pray about it. Ask the Lord to reveal the truth to you. Don't take my word for it, ask Him to show you.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Do not fear, I would not take your word for anything that is less than all things being possible through God. Do you honestly think we do not talk to God about the things that we question? We do not need you to tell us to do so. God has assured me that all things are possible. Free your mind.
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They will claim to be our creators, don't believe it! They will provide convincing "proof" of their claims, don't believe it! They will come to "save the world", don't believe it! This is anti-christ!

It's all lies.....straight from satan himself.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Nobody is coming to save the world or humanity. How will we collectively ever learn our lessons in this life stream if anybody comes to save us? Not UFO'S, Jesus, Maitreya, Budda or any other perceived savior is coming to rescue us. It won't happen. We will save ourselves. Either that, or end up blowing ourselves to kingdom come through nuclear bombs. I site the universal laws of non-interference and free will-which apply to the spiritual realm as well as on planet earth. Humanity will ultimately butter it's own bread, for better or worse.
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Thanks for the video, Lisa!
 Quoting: Starknight


Yes thanks Lisa. No use in "throwing pearls before swine..." and theres lots of swine on GLP.
 Quoting: goldenmean81


Not for me to decide who is a swine. As long as the Lord wants me to continue to post, I will do it. I was a swine before I was saved too.

hf
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


as were we all

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Hey Lisa! Just wanted to point out that there are indeed good ETs.

hf

 Quoting: Valtor


No, there are not. I heard directly from the Lord regarding this. If you don't believe, ask Him in prayer to reveal the truth to you. Please pray about it, this is serious.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


This is exactly what is wrong with religious people. They actually think they have a hotline to the mind of God. How arrogant can you actually get?

Hearing voices in your crazy old head does not constitute proof or even indicate that you have the slightest idea of what God may or may not be thinking.

Only supreme human arrogance, stupidity and pride can claim to know the mind and will of God.

You know absolutely NOTHING about the possible intentions or motives of intelligent lifeforms beyond the Earth (if they even exist at all).

To claim otherwise is lying, deception and just downright crass stupidity. Have you ever left Earth's atmosphere? And yet you claim to know the intentions of a possible lifeform from another star system. Complete and utter nonsense.
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bump
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Hey Lisa! Just wanted to point out that there are indeed good ETs.

hf

 Quoting: Valtor


No, there are not. I heard directly from the Lord regarding this. If you don't believe, ask Him in prayer to reveal the truth to you. Please pray about it, this is serious.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


This is exactly what is wrong with religious people. They actually think they have a hotline to the mind of God. How arrogant can you actually get?

Hearing voices in your crazy old head does not constitute proof or even indicate that you have the slightest idea of what God may or may not be thinking.

Only supreme human arrogance, stupidity and pride can claim to know the mind and will of God.

You know absolutely NOTHING about the possible intentions or motives of intelligent lifeforms beyond the Earth (if they even exist at all).

To claim otherwise is lying, deception and just downright crass stupidity. Have you ever left Earth's atmosphere? And yet you claim to know the intentions of a possible lifeform from another star system. Complete and utter nonsense.
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Totaly agreed, they just need a good treatment in psychiatric hospital
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They will claim to be our creators, don't believe it! They will provide convincing "proof" of their claims, don't believe it! They will come to "save the world", don't believe it! This is anti-christ!

It's all lies.....straight from satan himself.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

So, when aliens show up and reveal themselves to the world we must not trust what they say coz Jesus told you so?
Seems legit
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Bluebeam
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I pray that this thread reaches some who will listen and consider it.

In Jesus's Name.
AMEN

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 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


wow still high, time to go to sleep for you
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Jesus is returning soon for His bride. Repent of your sins and seek Him now before it's too late.

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And may your evil religion be finally visible to the world for what it really is. A scam.

There is no grand deception, and even if there were, its a lot more welcoming than the crap you believe Lisa.
 Quoting: coyles


rockon
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its made to be like that
easy to fulfill the sins of the flesh
satan is the greatest liar ever
he gets you by making you feel all warm and fuzzy about doing the wrong thing
over, and over.....
only thru gods help can even small parts of it be kept in check
keep preaching lisa

dr
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And may your evil religion be finally visible to the world for what it really is. A scam.

There is no grand deception, and even if there were, its a lot more welcoming than the crap you believe Lisa.
 Quoting: coyles


rockon
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its made to be like that
easy to fulfill the sins of the flesh
satan is the greatest liar ever
he gets you by making you feel all warm and fuzzy about doing the wrong thing
over, and over.....
only thru gods help can even small parts of it be kept in check
keep preaching lisa

dr
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AMEN to that!

hf
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oooooh, thank you Lisa, ooooooohhh...


*GAG*
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I just cant believe that this Lisa scumbag and the others like her, refuse to believe that out of the trillions and Trillions of stars out there. There may be, just may be another form of intelligent life out there, who may be 1 million, even a 1000 years older than our civilisation, with a different grasp on energy and technology who may have found a way to easily travel throughout the universe and watch what we are doing.

Yet they choose to believe that a single person, who died in his 30's travelled around for a couple of years spouting so called wisdom was killed by the romans but came back to life for a couple of days then snuffed it again. There is no real evidence of this, or any real evidence that he didnt exist either but Christians are 100% faithful in this belief that he will return after 2000 years of being dead to do what exactly? tell everyone they have been naughty? Please.

They also 100% disbelieve any form of new age belief because it doesnt fit in to the pages of their heavily edited bibles.

Fucking cuckoo the lot of you. At least the people who believe in another intelligent life out there are open to the notion it may all be bollocks but AT LEAST THEY KEEP AN OPEN MIND.
Remember, many people are only still alive as it is ilegal to shoot the fuckers.
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Hey Lisa! Just wanted to point out that there are indeed good ETs.

hf

 Quoting: Valtor


No, there are not. I heard directly from the Lord regarding this. If you don't believe, ask Him in prayer to reveal the truth to you. Please pray about it, this is serious.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


This is exactly what is wrong with religious people. They actually think they have a hotline to the mind of God. How arrogant can you actually get?

Hearing voices in your crazy old head does not constitute proof or even indicate that you have the slightest idea of what God may or may not be thinking.

Only supreme human arrogance, stupidity and pride can claim to know the mind and will of God.

You know absolutely NOTHING about the possible intentions or motives of intelligent lifeforms beyond the Earth (if they even exist at all).

To claim otherwise is lying, deception and just downright crass stupidity. Have you ever left Earth's atmosphere? And yet you claim to know the intentions of a possible lifeform from another star system. Complete and utter nonsense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893377


Totaly agreed, they just need a good treatment in psychiatric hospital
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and you need a good treatment of gods love
just open your heart, and the spirit will fill it to the brim

dr
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satan is the greatest liar ever

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Your Ego is the greatest liar ever, and it's got you by the balls.
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I didn't make this video, but it's spot on.



 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


WTF is wrong with you? Seriously do you have a mental condition?
 Quoting: Hooch


lol
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There is no such thing as Jesus! At least not the one you think you worship. When the hell are all you religitards going to wake up? He is a character in a book, you might as well have said Frodo told you the UFOs were the devil.

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gotta love all the new fancy jesus artwork makes him look like a jedi master lol
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It's all lies.....straight from satan himself.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


9teen Hi Lisa*Lisa, I agree with you there. I remember a dream I had a while ago where there was a huge UFO like in the movie Independence Day, and bits kept falling off it. There where these traditional devils with the tridents and pointed tails who kept diving down to catch them and take them back up. A bit like a wobbly stage set. And I was stood their laughing because it was all such an obvious fake.

The sad thing of course is that as the bible says vast numbers of people will fall for the lie hook line and sinker. I expect that one day we will find out that many of the people involved with Star Wars, Star Trek and such like where all high level Satanists given the task of deceiving us.
 Quoting: Judethz


Another complete nutter. Because you had a 'dream' you believe its true. ok. then. have. a. nice. day.

I had a dream once, very VERY vivid that I was able to pick my feet up off the ground and float. Does this make me some sory of demi god? No does it fuck. do us a favour and go and drown yourself.
Remember, many people are only still alive as it is ilegal to shoot the fuckers.





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