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~Una~ User ID: 9534510 New Zealand 01/28/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Every word? I'd say the figure would be higher than 90%. I've always considered myself to be well above average in verbal skills. I aced every English course through high school and freshman college & I always did well on standardized tests. My older sister had a masters in English. When I was a kid, she always corrected my grammar and pronunciation. Nevertheless, there are a few that stumped me. that is because you american's do not speak 'proper' english ;) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8868569 United States 01/28/2012 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Lots of fun! Of course I can read it - and use the words properly. Not bragging; I was just taught to love and use language. Unfortunately, as a kid I was a spelling bee nerd. It is very sad that people not only speak poorly but that the full vista of language has been neglected. However, what is the word with the typo supposed to be - "Fe0ffe"? The correct word would nice, since I intend to send this poem along to others. Thanks, OP! |
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Jasmine (OP) User ID: 9188431 United States 01/28/2012 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Lots of fun! Of course I can read it - and use the words properly. Not bragging; I was just taught to love and use language. Unfortunately, as a kid I was a spelling bee nerd. It is very sad that people not only speak poorly but that the full vista of language has been neglected. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8868569 However, what is the word with the typo supposed to be - "Fe0ffe"? The correct word would nice, since I intend to send this poem along to others. Thanks, OP! AC, I am not the author of this poem, I do not have that answer. However I can offer a link to follow for more detailed information:) [link to ncf.idallen.com] Notes on The Chaos "The Chaos" is a poem which demonstrates the irregularity of English spelling and pronunciation, written by Gerard Nolst Trenité (1870-1946), also known under the pseudonym Charivarius. It first appeared in an appendix to the author’s 1920 textbook Drop Your Foreign Accent: engelsche uitspraakoefeningen. (From Wikipedia: [link to en.wikipedia.org] Last Edited by Jasmine on 01/28/2012 07:19 PM |
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Linguisticstard User ID: 9549595 Canada 01/28/2012 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. As an English teacher I think this is brilliant! I am going to show this to my students on Monday. Thanks OP. Quoting: Nonna For your students: Write "photi" on the board and ask them to pronounce it. They will say - - fo tea Tell them, that according to examples of English spelling, photi = "fish" Then prove it... ph = f Models: philosopher, photograph o = i Model: women ti = sh Models: station, nation Enjoy... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9569103 Denmark 01/28/2012 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Enjoy! Quoting: Jasmine Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it’s written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation’s OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation (think of Psyche!) Is a paling stout and spikey? Won’t it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It’s a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough, Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité aww how cool..does that mean i can get a job? |
Linguisticstard User ID: 9549595 Canada 01/28/2012 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Then there is the "ough" lesson.... enough = uff as in puff and bluff cough = off as in off or loft dough = oh as in Oh! or tow bought = awe as in hawthorne or father or thought through = oo as in Boo! or tooth plough = ow as in ouch! or owl |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1370806 United States 01/28/2012 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. that's like the some in the USA pronouncing butter as budder It sounds that way, but it isn't. It is a "T" with the sound projected backward, instead of forward. This is a result of the tongue being drawn back, instead of forward. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4288987 United States 01/28/2012 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. I was always the one in Sunday school who could read the weird Bible names and words without stumbling. A family of wordtards we are, favorite games are Boggle and Scrabble. Although I get bored with the latter - too few letters to choose from. I'd love to have work as a proofreader, but I don't do it for fun to annoy people, like some I know. Quoting: SaintIn Really speaking, you should end the sentence after ..'wordtards we are' with a period, then start a new sentence. A semi colon would work too. |
Manu-Koelbren User ID: 1312616 Spain 01/28/2012 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Thanks that cleared that up for me. Btw I knew what it meant but as I dont usually speak English (just write on it mostly) didnt know the pronunciation. Banned as usual. “It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.” |
BellesLettres User ID: 1200962 United States 01/28/2012 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Right, because maybe an hour of cognitive fun is less useful than watching the telly. Go watch coronation street, you cretinous twat. Better an hour of cerebral usage than an hour of a glazed,empty stare directed at the tv. You lot seriously have dwindled in intelligence. One does wonder what classical English writers would be saying right now. Oh, England...I barely knew ye. |
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~Una~ User ID: 9534510 New Zealand 01/28/2012 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. that's like the some in the USA pronouncing butter as budder It sounds that way, but it isn't. It is a "T" with the sound projected backward, instead of forward. This is a result of the tongue being drawn back, instead of forward. yeah when I lived with my ex husband (he was from massc.) in NC his butter and actually a few of my neighbours always sounded precisely like budda to these kiwi ears. :D |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4284512 United States 02/04/2012 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Every word? I'd say the figure would be higher than 90%. I've always considered myself to be well above average in verbal skills. I aced every English course through high school and freshman college & I always did well on standardized tests. My older sister had a masters in English. When I was a kid, she always corrected my grammar and pronunciation. Nevertheless, there are a few that stumped me. i am with you. there were a couple in there i was not familiar with. two asides. i hear top echelon type people mispronounce words. second, spanish is one hell of a lot easier than english. |