can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart

It's for monkey butts.

Diaper rash cream

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It is not for diaper rash, it is for butt rash.

It must be really freaking cold up there.

It's an antichaffing powder. If you walk long distances and work up a sweat, umm, down there, you need it to keep from developing a most painful rash known as Monkey Butt.

I just use baby powder. Does the same thing.

Feral

This one says diaper. I' m sure they have a whole line of stuff, though.
[link to www.drugstore.com]

Monkey butt is when you feel like dragging your ass accross the
floor to get some relief from the irritation making your ass
feel like a campfire. I use it all the time, when riding the
motorcycle for days on end. Cornstarch and baby powder
work just as well just a little more fragrance. It absorbs sweat.

It's used for people who's genetics have not finished evolving from monkeys to humans. Sometimes the butt is the last part to change over and so as humans we have learned the best way to take care of our relatives with monkey butts by using this special cream.

Hopefully, in a few more generations that will be a non-issue for most lines.

It has calamine in it for an itchy butt

Monkey/Men often rub their butts with the wrong leaves. They get confused.
They are like....am I a monkey?....am I a man?...do I use paper?....do I use leaves....

It can be very traumatic.

brief in 3.2.1 to say it's for black people